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You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
Well I think something like "US Blues" would make more sense.
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Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
Joke's on them, I don't have a vehicle!
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Your bong is taller than your dog.
My dog is a basset hound, so he's only like a foot off the ground anyway.
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It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
You want it done the American way or you want it done right?
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You set your wedding date for 4/20.
Pff, I set 4/20 for my wedding date! (:confused: )
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You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
Pff, every hour. Gotta account for all the time zones!
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You spent your last bit of money to score some herb and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.
I would sell my car if I had one.
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You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
Uhhh... not really, no.
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You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.
Actually, yes. I was proud of myself for such a good idea.
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You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
If by Taco Bell you mean Burger King.
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You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
I actually knew a kid who did this and made that same claim. Wonder if he saw this list..
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You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
Haha, yes, actually.
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Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.
Well it's not exactly a huge fridge...
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Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
That's why it's a good idea to buy paper plates. ;)
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You sell your car for gas money
Not often.
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You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
Don't smoke no baccy... unless it's WACKY!
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You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
Well, you don't always have the same food available downtown that you do at home! It's a legitimate situation!
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Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
This forum would make a great bong.
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Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
Oh DAMN I didn't even read this before I wrote something about that further up. That's two great ideas that this list has already stolen from me.
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Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
Er... I said "How much."
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You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.
I wish!
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You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
Pff, well...
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You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
Call me the Pillsbury Doughboy, cause baby I wake and bake!
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You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.
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