was an alien. face it.
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was an alien. face it.
whats your reasoning?
i just think he was a hippie before their time
I am only quoting scripture here.
Jesus states in John ch18 vs36
Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence. ASV
I guess the scripture could be looked at from an alien point of view. It depends on the indivudals own beliefs.
jesus was cool. he was allways drunk! One of his biggest mireculs he preformed was turning water into wine (he knew how to party)
a barrel of wine doesnt impress me, jesus. ive seen that blaine dude levitate for christs sakes!! next time turn the oceans into LSD..then i think u will get some attention.
he`d be my saveyour anyway. you could dip an a4 sheet of paper into the sea and munch it down......cool
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He's plainly speaking of the heavens (spiritual realms).
I cant see how any nut job can half assosiate jesus with aliens.
were his deciples little green men.?.
i can understand disbelieveing but why would you try to disprove him, god is god dude, god has done some crazy shit to people who disrespect him,
jesus is an illegal alien that lives next door to me ;/
God has given, God can take away (weed I mean) so be carefull what you say.
yea, man if weed becomes extsickend im gonna get your ISP number from the creators of www.cannabis.com and ass rape u then kill you with your own dick
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Originally Posted by NOTEHOOK
Jesus just took advantage of the ignorance flowing at that time, i bet he could do the same now
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Originally Posted by partyguy420
U better Prey Your not talking to me... :mad:
Jesus was either who he says He Was..
Or a raving lunatic.
no aliens involved..
for real though....i was watching a special on the history channel and they were trying to link the bible with e.t.'s. it was pretty interesting to say the least.
nope, catholics.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoosaHeads
Jesus was not an alien or a lunatic. He was simply a hippy who loved to get drunk, thats why I like him.
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Originally Posted by NOTEHOOK
Haha..
Jesus Built my Hotrod...:D.
if jesus were alive today, he'd be in a nut house.
If Jesus were alive today, he'd be 2006 years old. And that alone would be proof of his saviorship.
Jesus did come back in 2000. unfortunately he came back as a peurto rican and nobody noticed.
Well, we can pretty safely rule out the idea of a Second Coming, since Jesus and all his followers predicted it would happen in the first century AD.
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/theolo...prophecies.htm
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/theolo...liar_fraud.htm
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/theolo...e_by_verse.htm
Maybe you should become a Blainetologist heehee. :DQuote:
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Oh my god! I should've made this connection earlier, Jesus came back to us in the form of Elian Gonzalez!! It all just makes perfect sense now.