Clever dick

I like to have a joint and push my dick up my arse while flicking through a porno mag.
I done it once and went out to the pub like it and i found that i was able to piss up my arse instead of queing for the bog.
Anyone tryed it?? :D

Yeah, just once tho.

what the fuck did he just say

lol sounds impossible

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Originally Posted by Tech

I like to have a joint and push my dick up my arse while flicking through a porno mag.
I done it once and went out to the pub like it and i found that i was able to piss up my arse instead of queing for the bog.
Anyone tryed it?? :D

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Can we see a demo?

Lmao wtf

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Originally Posted by Tech

I like to have a joint and push my dick up my arse while flicking through a porno mag.
I done it once and went out to the pub like it and i found that i was able to piss up my arse instead of queing for the bog.
Anyone tryed it?? :D

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major wtf????

Yea cheery i wouldnt mind a demo also lol

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Originally Posted by Cheery Cherry

Can we see a demo?

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i think a demo of this would scare the living shit out of alot of people.

Since you can shove your dick up your rectum, go fuck yourself. Hahaha

So it,s just me then :)
Oh well hard luck to every body else lol. :p

tech u sound like a queer maybe you need to chec yourself.

sounds like hes insecure about his small size and trying to say he has a big dick without actually saying it... thats what i though when i read this...

sounds like someone trying to get attention when i first read it, which is why i didn't initally respond.

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I hope your just fuckin kidding man...if your that desperate where youd stick your own cock up your ass...then buy a hooker or something! For fucks sake..whats this world commin to?

lol creeper i was thinking along those lines.You can pay people to stick things in your ring if thats what turns u on.Either a woman or a man it would be much easier than trying to give yourself a copping lol

haha he pees in his own ass haha

hahhahahahahhahhhhah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lmao,,, i never knew there were people who pissed in their ass,,,or stick their dick in their ass,,,,,,,,its for a new thing for the government"dont smoke pot,, smoke pot and you wont get raped,, but,youll rape yourself and piss in your ass,,,,,,, omg,, ima die from ,,, im in awe,,,, ahhahah

All im saying is....wow, what the motherfuck.

whoops....I didnt think I posted on this thread before....its been a long evening ladies and gentlemen, and i wasnt paying attention lol.

Dude ur totally Fucked in the nugget who sticks there own dick in there ass, thats just weird

I am gonna have to agree, this guy is looking for attention, and is trying to impress strangers by implying that he has a big dick. If you need to tell people its big, then its obviously not anything all that impressive. Not to mention giving yourself an anal golden shower is just fucked up...

Lol thats some pretty fucked up shit man, what happenes when you sit down???

ps. i cant even see myself typing :S:S:S:S:S WTF! hahaha

. :confused: ...mommy why is the ma--:eek:NO MISSY DONT LOOK!!:eek: SHEILD YOUR EYES CHILDREN:sadcrying!!

HAHAHAHAHAH WTF!

Sticking your what? In your what?

Thats fuckin sick mate, but quite funnny though, doesn't all the piss leak out after you remove your cock?

lol yeah wtf did he say whats arse lol
whoa translation

after he takes it out, he joins the self suckers thread...

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