Smoking Weed and Jerking Off

I like to spend all day getting high and walking around my house with my dick in my hand jerking off. I can last about an hour. I try to do this five times a day or more. Any one else into it as much? smerkyluv yahew. comm

shit i hope u live alone lol

lol

I like to have sex, as compared to jerking off.

if my husband could do it all day he would...

might as well nuttin beats a good nut!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by jacquelyne

shit i hope u live alone lol

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Me too, definately.. Lmao

haha this is fun; load a bowl and get some porn. Take 3 hits. Watch porn/start wanking. Right before you think your gonna cum stop, take 2 hits. Start over. Do this until the bowl is gone. Then finish up. It makes cumming fucking amazing and it works on ur stamina. Lol its fun....I KNOW.

I seem to have trouble functioning (sexually) when I'm high as fuck. Sex just ain't that huge of a deal to me (I know, shocking).

When I'm baked as hell, I always have a hard time pissing. It's like my penis is working against me, and doesnt want to relieve itself, and involuntarily holds it back....I have to force it like hell...Happen to anyone else? :o

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Originally Posted by NOTEHOOK

I seem to have trouble functioning (sexually) when I'm high as fuck. Sex just ain't that huge of a deal to me (I know, shocking).

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I agree, actually :D I'd rather just "be". When my husband and I were on vacation, he was trying to be Mr. Romantic (read "he was horny and wanted to get some"), but I couldn't stop laughing at him. Calling him "Rico Suave" and shit. I knew he was getting pissed, and I tried SO hard to be all serious, but kept saying all this stupid shit that made me laugh. If I know I am going to smoke, I'll only do 2-3 hits, and then give him the goods.

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Originally Posted by IrieAllie

I agree, actually :D I'd rather just "be". When my husband and I were on vacation, he was trying to be Mr. Romantic (read "he was horny and wanted to get some"), but I couldn't stop laughing at him. Calling him "Rico Suave" and shit. I knew he was getting pissed, and I tried SO hard to be all serious, but kept saying all this stupid shit that made me laugh. If I know I am going to smoke, I'll only do 2-3 hits, and then give him the goods.

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Well, I've seen ur booty on the other thread, and well...lets just say for a mother of 2, hes a damn lucky man for the offering thats on the table. :cool:

to the bloke who started this thread,when ur walkin around the crib in ur birthday suit whackin ur meat do you just cum wherever u are at the time,walkin around just cumin on the carpet and walls and then carryin on walkin as if nothin happened, you sound like a right dirtbird and i wouldnt go near ur crib,u need to go to a prostitute or rent boy or something

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Originally Posted by NOTEHOOK

I seem to have trouble functioning (sexually) when I'm high as fuck. Sex just ain't that huge of a deal to me (I know, shocking).

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I hear that... When I burn I slip away into my own little world. Guess thats why I'm taking a break again; time to find a broad ;)

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Originally Posted by IrieAllie

I agree, actually :D I'd rather just "be".

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Ooh, not me. Sex is too much work high, but oral is damn nice when you're stoned. Both hubby and I find orgasm a much more intense release when baked. :o

I love masturbating while high. I love to masturbate without getting high. I just can't stop touching myself...

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Originally Posted by Cheery Cherry

I love masturbating while high. I love to masturbate without getting high. I just can't stop touching myself...

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Cherry...you should be reading my post in the Cafe. LOL ;)

YOU SICK LITTLE FUCK

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Originally Posted by Cheery Cherry

I love masturbating while high. I love to masturbate without getting high. I just can't stop touching myself...

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Damn.....Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

I personally hate waking the weiner while high its way to much damn work...now dont get me wrong ill think about it a hellofa lot but just wont ever get myself to do it..ill start nad be like this is bullshit to much damn work for me but on the other hand getting your cock rode by your girl while fucking ripped is AWESOME...and she doesnt even know im ripped haha even better

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Originally Posted by NOTEHOOK

I seem to have trouble functioning (sexually) when I'm high as fuck. Sex just ain't that huge of a deal to me (I know, shocking).

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I feel sex is overated to. My friends think i'm crazy cause i said i rather smoke a bag and drink a case then have sex.

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Originally Posted by sToNeDpEnGuIn420

haha this is fun; load a bowl and get some porn. Take 3 hits. Watch porn/start wanking. Right before you think your gonna cum stop, take 2 hits. Start over. Do this until the bowl is gone. Then finish up. It makes cumming fucking amazing and it works on ur stamina. Lol its fun....I KNOW.

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I'll never hit that bowl. :eek:

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Originally Posted by IrieAllie

Cherry...you should be reading my post in the Cafe. LOL ;)

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*Cherry heads over to the Cafe...Cherry gets lost* Where is the Cafe? :confused:

cheery cherry i think most men love a girl who knows exactly how to please themselves,theres nothin hotter than watchin a hot naked chick finger the little coochie off herself

And that goes for men too. It is an absolute turn on to see a man pleasure himself also ;).

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Originally Posted by professer evil

walkin around just cumin on the carpet and walls and then carryin on walkin as if nothin happened, you sound like a right dirtbird

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Sometimes your posts are too blatant/extreme for me, but the nuggests of truth that escape from some of them always make them all worth reading in the end.

I was searching for a word when I said blatant/extreme. The word was "graphic", I simply couldn't find the word in my brain at the time. It just came to me though, so I thought I would clarify.

hey man the prof just keeps it real






peace