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Hey, there seems to be a lot of people that know what they're talking about here. Ok, this is like 2 months away but they test us for soccer and this year I have no fucking prayer of passing. Last year i was getting high but it was only occasionally, now I'm smoking everyday and well I really don't want to stop. Is there anyway to beat this test.
Thanks
stop 2 weeks beforehand
drink lots of water everyday, eat healthy, and get lots of exercise.
then 2 days before the test eat the most greasy ass food u can get ur hands on. i'm talking big drippy pizzas and hamburgers. don't exercise. u want a little fat to cover up the contaminated fat cells u already have. then drink lots of water on the day of the test, take lots of vitamin B and possibly drink some sure-gel for good measure
Quit soccer lol nah..sure gel is the best way drink it an 1-2 housr before you go
I HAVE TO QUIT 2 WEEKS BEFORE! Shit, I might just do what Ausman said and quit soccer. I'm not sure if I wanna play anyway but my dad makes me. Mabey a positive test will be the way for me to quit, then I can party more lolQuote:
Originally Posted by mynameismike0
thats the way!
dont quit! soccer's awsome, best fuckin sport!! just drink mad cranberry juice take golden seal everyday and drink mad water, cut down the amount you smoke and quit like 4 days before........ i played for the anderlect youth team in brussels for about a year and then they gave us i surprised drug test and ofcorse i failed....dumbest fuckign thing i vcould have ever done! stick to it! if you dont like the game do it for the excercise
Pectin products such as Certo and SureJel will NOT remove, coat or otherwise mask any THC and will not help pass a urine test, period. Sorry, but thats the fact of the matter. USING FRUIT PECTIN TO DEFEAT A URINE DRUG TEST IS A MYTHQuote:
...and possibly drink some sure-gel for good measure
Hope that helps.
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Sure Jell and just stop smoking till then. It wont kill you. Ghee ...If something is so important be adult enough to have the best of both worlds. You can smoke your butt off after the test and youll be happier for doing the right thing instead of being all upset and paranoid if your ganna pass or not. If you stop now and have a month , just drink lots of water and clean your body out...
Deborah, you would be doing this board a GREAT service if you would stop trying to spread myth and mis-information concerning fruit pectin, ie Sure-Jel.
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthrea...d=1#post255546
Fruit pectin will NOT ais in passing a drug test. The "gallon of water/gateraid" is what allows one to pass, NOT the sure-Jel!
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Let me tell you something 2pot. It does work. Why I dont know, but I know someone that got busted for pot, did his time, he is a good person but had to do alot of community service and has to check in to the parole officer and he is smoking cannabis and he is doing Sure Jell and gator aid mixed together. He is passing the tests..Yes tests, he has had more than just 1 so it has worked over and over again. Now you tell me why that is? I am not trying to give people bad advice. As a mmatter of fact maybe no one should smoke at all if they know that they are going to have to get a job and drug testing will be involved or like my friend and havig to be clean for a parole officer.But I can say this with a good concience because it works..It worked for my ex as well many years ago when he needed a quick solution. Maybe for some reason it doesnt work for everyone but the people that have done it , it sure as heck worked. Why would I lie. Im trying to help not make people loose a drug test. Like I said maybe they need to just stop smoking for at least a month and that would solve the whole problem. Nothing is a complete for sure other than totally cleaning your system.
I have NEVER said that you were lying. I believe without any doubt that you or your friend or your X passed just as you said. But you yourself say,
I'm trying to explain to you, and all others reading this the exact reasonQuote:
It does work. Why I dont know,
WHY you passed.
I will copy and paste my post from this thread to re-emphisize my point. http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=20661
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You ARE correct, but then ice cream with lots of water/and gater aid also works. so does brockley and lots of water/and gater aid, and so does masterbation with lots of water/and gater aid , and so does niacin with lots of water/and gater aid and so does horse manure with lots of water/and gater aid and so do KrispyCream doughnuts with lots of water/and gater aid. Am I getting the point across. Perhaps, just perhaps it is the lots of water/and gater aid and NOT the Sure-Jel that is the magic bullet that allows one to pass. I have personally passed many test with ONLY lots of water/and gater aid, have done hundreds of hours of research and helped tens of thousands (yes, thats 10,000+) people pass with simple dilution, ie lots of water/and gater aid. And through all that, not a single report of passing using Sure-Jel, Certo, ice cream, brockley, masterbation, niacin, horse manure, or doughnuts WITHOUT a lot of water/and gater.
PLEASE, STOP perpetuating the myth of fruit pectin.
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I have this in another post. Wanted you to see this...There is no disproving this at all. Research hasnt even tried as every single thing I pulled up on the internet said this very same thing. .....
Now 2 pot you cannot for a fact say it doesnt work. I will debate you on this.
http://www.totse.com/en/drugs/legal...use/167480.html
6.2.5 Certa or Certo: This is an untested diuretic. Certa "has something to do with canning. Some people swear by it. Trouble is, it's always somebody else, a third party not present during the conversation, who uses it" (Pearson). I've heard rumors about people who smoked right up to the day before the test, consumed fruit pectin (a canning substance similar to Certa), and passed the test. However, there hasn't been any tests to validate those claims. Will someone with a lab at their disposal please test this stuff? Now I wonder why there hasnt been tests to validate this claim? Maybe cause like me or the man that passed for the parole officer, just do it and who the heck is gonna go and tell the testers hey I passed from this stuff (sure jell) and I had been smoking cannabis...Duh...Maybe its because they do know it works and just dont want everyone to know so they can surly pass the test , they want to keep them guessing. I dont have the answers I just know it has worked for many, many people. But for you to come on and say for sure it that it doesnt is wrong more so than me saying it does. Like I have said everyone body chemistry is different and it may not work for everyone but it sure has for people I know.
Plus they say red meat and B vitamines work well too cause that will color the pee. My son N law didnt pass of of just drinking water and he hardly smokes at all. Now what does that say.
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthrea...370#post256370
That will explain it.
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