surreal things that happen while stoned

We are all sitting in my house chiefing out when someone knocks on the door. In my neighborhood it's usually a salesman but since we where all high no one wanted to answer. I crack the door, you can see smoke easing out by my porch light. Standing there is every stoners fucking nightmare.... policeman who says- are you Scarlett Crush?
me- who's asking?
him- you have a speeding ticket that was due yesterday and I'm here to take you in for nonpayment.

yes friends and neighbors it was one day late and they drove to my house to arrest me for it. I was obviously high with my kitty ears on and my stoned ass friends taking pictures. lol I was there for half an hour, they offered me a doughnut while I was sitting there waiting on my boyfriends check to go through the system. I was in and out in about an hour, and to this day it remains the most surreal experience.

if you all have pictures of some surreal moments when you where stoned, or just funny stoned party pics, post 'em!!!
my stalker is gone for a week and now I can post whatever I want, woot!!! :p

omg.. i would have had a heart attack

Awww Scarlett, poor you :(

hahahahaha that pic is a classic tho' !!! :D

Ahahahah that picture is fucking awesome.

Damn, that gets my heart pumping just thinking about it. You lucky so and so!

Me and my brother were at my firends house and we decided that we would go out back to smoke a joint. Well after the joint we went inside to do a little drinking. 5 minutes later we here a knock on the door. Its his neighbor asking why he smells weed.Now this guy is Ex-Narc so he is for real about this so my friend just made up some names and all that happened is he had to call his mom(who lets us drink and just turns her head to us smoking) and that was it but i was scared as fuck.

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Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush

We are all sitting in my house chiefing out when someone knocks on the door. In my neighborhood it's usually a salesman but since we where all high no one wanted to answer. I crack the door, you can see smoke easing out by my porch light. Standing there is every stoners fucking nightmare.... policeman who says- are you Scarlett Crush?
me- who's asking?
him- you have a speeding ticket that was due yesterday and I'm here to take you in for nonpayment.

yes friends and neighbors it was one day late and they drove to my house to arrest me for it. I was obviously high with my kitty ears on and my stoned ass friends taking pictures. lol I was there for half an hour, they offered me a doughnut while I was sitting there waiting on my boyfriends check to go through the system. I was in and out in about an hour, and to this day it remains the most surreal experience.

if you all have pictures of some surreal moments when you where stoned, or just funny stoned party pics, post 'em!!!
my stalker is gone for a week and now I can post whatever I want, woot!!! :p

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ahaha, no payment. That happened to me once ago. pretty sad what they'll will do for $5

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Originally Posted by Ausman

Me and my brother were at my firends house and we decided that we would go out back to smoke a joint. Well after the joint we went inside to do a little drinking. 5 minutes later we here a knock on the door. Its his neighbor asking why he smells weed.Now this guy is Ex-Narc so he is for real about this so my friend just made up some names and all that happened is he had to call his mom(who lets us drink and just turns her head to us smoking) and that was it but i was scared as fuck.

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nex time try dis' www.helloneighbor.com excellent for stealth smoking :cool:

Great pic, you must treasure that for years to come! :p

I had to go to state police headquarters awhile back to be fingerprinted for admittance to nursing school. I was so stoned at the time (I didn't do it on purpose, it just worked out that way LOL). So I was high as fuck and being fingerprinted by a cop at the police station....yeah, that was pretty surreal. :D

That picture is a riot....all stoned and smiley, hahahaha!! The cop looks like that one dude from CHIPS. :p

Erik Estrada, Ponch, lol. It does.
That must of been fucking funny Scarlett.

For me, it was when I was at the school walking home after smoking a few bowls with a friend and the Cops drove past me. They searched me, but they didn't find the gram that was in my underwear pocket thing, thank god.
All they did was call my parents cause I was out past curfew. I was with akid who was about ot light a Jay tho, so they had to mention that.
Oh well

wow!! that was a close one!
I think we have those instincts for a reason. (like staying at home then something bad happens at work/school)

Bad boys bad boys
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when they come for you

I got handcuffed to a bed at a police/fireman's party back when I was about 20. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time ... drunk cops. My GF at the time was living with the police dispatcher who had the party.

It worked out and I got laid while I was waiting. About 4 hours later someone finally got a key and let me go. Thank god I wasn't drinking that night cause if I had to take a piss I'd have been f'd. I left that party soon as I got let loose -- before they got any drunker and came up with something else to do.

wow! spending the night handcuffed to a bed....your giving me such ideas. :D

dont ya mean skl? haha nm sry. :confused:

:confused: :eek: say wat?

Thats whack....they came to your house to arrest you for not paying a ticket....one day late.....wheres the warning man? No warning no fingerprints biatch!!! lol

Nice pic scarlett. You look like your having a good time.

One day me and my friends were driving around smoking up in random places and had just had a smoke up on the side of the road, my friend then pulled out and almost crashed into a cop, the cop just drove off fortunately but they usually dont if someone is displaying irrational driving. When I was in Nimbin a cop car pulled up right beside us while me and a friend were smoking up in a friends car, after stopping for a few seconds they just drove off, my friend and I just laughed bcos we were both really ripped.

LMAO- Classic shit Scarlett.

How frightening is that. Especially when you are baked...
By any chance, did the guys who came to your door look like these guys?:
http://www.pothumor.com/image17.shtml

lol, dude had a notebook, not a bong.