My dog ate my weed!

Damn. I was having a good day so far, I woke up at 4 and me and my girl smoked a blunt and then went to McDonald's to get breakfast. We got back and ate and my girl went to bed, and left me up with a nice little dime to smoke today while she's asleep. I left the room for 5 minutes to take a shit, and I came back and my puppy, Munchie(I guess I named her well), had eaten my bag!! She's gonna be stoned as hell because she ate a good bit of weed and left me with nothing but a blunt roach! Anyone want a cute little puppy? :mad:

Peace,
droopy

Haha. My dog ate some of my brothers hash once. He was shaking all night... Don't really know how to put this but... you do realise your dogs either gunna die or be permastoned now don't you?

i went to visit my oldest son and his mom a few weeks back and left a 1/2 oz of some sweet buds sitting on the table we went out to burn 1 on the porch and sure as s^&* when we came back in the weed was gone we were a lil drunk at the time and thought well one of us propb put it up some where so I didnt think about it till in the AM we woke up and the first thing i saw when i went in to the living room was what was left of the baggie and one 2 gram [the rest was gone] and a very happy looking springer spaniel

no man, your dog isnt gonna die or be permadazed. but i just wouldnt do it with harder drugs. you dont want ur dog living on the street begging for crack money now do you? lol

hahahahahaha. i could just picture that

my dog tried to eat my weed once and i as like WTF kick kick away dog away

weed attracts dogs so much

Munchie was shaking a lot earlier today but other than that she's fine. This was her last chance though and now I think it's time to find her a new home.

My other dog is a stoner but she would never eat my weed! She might eat some coke though if it were around because she likes that stuff!

Wait, you're gonna give away your dog cause it ate your weed? That's not really fair. =/

your dog is gonna be fine weed is inert until it reachs 216*

My other dog is a stoner but she would never eat my weed! She might eat some coke though if it were around because she likes that stuff!



um. your kind of weird?

FUCKIN ANIMAL CRUELTY!
dont be smart and try to justify it. just accept it. ANIMAL CRUELTY IS BAD.
PAIN IS BAD. DONT INFLICT IT ON HELPLESS ANIMALS.
FUCKING MORONS! (those who leave weed available to dogs)
fuck im stoned so this might be really bad (sorry)
but come on! keep you weed safe and an eye on your dog. OTHERWISE JUST DONT HAVE A DOG OR WEED because obviously your not responsible enough to posess either one.

**no offence was intended to anyone in this message**

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Originally Posted by hatlawer

FUCKING MORONS! (those who leave weed available to dogs)
**no offence was intended to anyone in this message**

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Your pretty fucking dumb, am i right?

Last year I grew outside. As I would check each plant my dog would follow, pissing on each one -- until I caught him in the act. After that they stopped yellowing and seemed to perk up some.

This year I grew inside. Thought I had a severe pest infestation cause all these bottom leaves were getting chewed up -- but couldn't find the little buggers. It, too, was the dog. I wondered how a caterpillar could strip a while branch. Once again, had to catch him in the act.

Both problems have been permanently abated (no, I still have the dog -- and he's not dead ... yet)

eat her shit and get it back....thatll show her

"This weed has some Labrador in it!"

lol
"hey man, whats in this shit man?"

"mostly maui wowie, <cough>, but its got some labrador in it"

LOL, one of our 2 cats likes to slap my baggies around. More then once I've found the bags remnants all over the carpet or floors. At least not much went missing.

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Originally Posted by hatlawer

FUCKIN ANIMAL CRUELTY!
dont be smart and try to justify it. just accept it. ANIMAL CRUELTY IS BAD.
PAIN IS BAD. DONT INFLICT IT ON HELPLESS ANIMALS.
FUCKING MORONS! (those who leave weed available to dogs)
fuck im stoned so this might be really bad (sorry)
but come on! keep you weed safe and an eye on your dog. OTHERWISE JUST DONT HAVE A DOG OR WEED because obviously your not responsible enough to posess either one.

**no offence was intended to anyone in this message**

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HAHA wtf take your peta loving ass and read a book or somthing "MORON". its perfectly fine for anmals to eat weed. if it was growing wild and your animals wernt domesticated they would be munching on it all the time. i'm an animal rites activist and a vegan, dick. so calm down. i've been seeing alot of these kinda threads latly.

It doesnt matter if youre a vegan or a dick or an animal rights activist.
Marijuana is harmful to dogs and causes them many bad symptoms. It might not kill them or fuck them up noticably. BUT it can suffer really bad anxiety.
I dont care who you are or what you think. The fact is its harmful to dogs.
Thats it. No justifying it. oar "Its happy" or "it looks sleepy" or "It stole it from me"
BULLSHIT!
You dont have to be offended by me saying moron. It just means an idiot. (Like people who leave weed available to dogs.)
OBVIOULSLY an accident could happen and a pet may consume some of your stuff. Fair enough then. I just wanted to tell people not to be so flippant about animals eating weed and thinking its ok....and funny.
ITS NOT!

*remember this is just my opinion and im more than happy for people to disagree with it.

[QUOTE=hatlawer]It doesnt matter if youre a vegan or a dick or an animal rights activist.

or a dick? ahahahahahahaha crack up shit i cant stop laughing

A firend of mine once fed a starving goldfish a bunch of shake....that was bad...the fish either ate itself to death or had a massive OD.

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Originally Posted by droopy420

Munchie was shaking a lot earlier today but other than that she's fine. This was her last chance though and now I think it's time to find her a new home.

My other dog is a stoner but she would never eat my weed! She might eat some coke though if it were around because she likes that stuff!

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Dude. From http://www.aspca.org/site/PageServer...ro_apcc_common ...


Marijuana
Ingestion of Cannabis sativa by companion animals can result in depression of the central nervous system and incoordination, as well as vomiting, diarrhea, drooling, increased heart rate, and even seizures and coma. :(

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Originally Posted by MyStiCalFiSh

you dont want ur dog living on the street begging for crack money now do you? lol

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That sounds like something that would happen on family guy

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Originally Posted by hatlawer

It doesnt matter if youre a vegan or a dick or an animal rights activist.
Marijuana is harmful to dogs and causes them many bad symptoms. It might not kill them or fuck them up noticably. BUT it can suffer really bad anxiety.
I dont care who you are or what you think. The fact is its harmful to dogs.
Thats it. No justifying it. oar "Its happy" or "it looks sleepy" or "It stole it from me"
BULLSHIT!
You dont have to be offended by me saying moron. It just means an idiot. (Like people who leave weed available to dogs.)
OBVIOULSLY an accident could happen and a pet may consume some of your stuff. Fair enough then. I just wanted to tell people not to be so flippant about animals eating weed and thinking its ok....and funny.
ITS NOT!

*remember this is just my opinion and im more than happy for people to disagree with it.

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Where's your source of all this information? Mind posting where these "facts" are shown?

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Originally Posted by Freemount

Where's your source of all this information? Mind posting where these "facts" are shown?

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They come from his mind, which is infallible.

Fact, none of those were facts.

I blow smoke at my dog and my friends dog and they fuckng love it. Whenever I toke up the dog appears!

That's shit wouldn't happen to me I hide my weed, and I don't take it outta my pocket till I go to do it.

I'm not going to go off on a rant about animal cruelty, but I definitely advise keeping an eye on Dog when there's weed about. I doubt anyone has done a study on what's the lethal dose or anything, or what causes permanent brain damage, but there's got to be a point at which getting your dog a bit stoned is different from letting them eat your whole stash, even by mistake.
So let's all keep anything more than a nug or 2 out of reach of our furry and VERY dumb best friends! BTW I give my dog all my stems. She likes gnawing on them.

yea i got bite by a dog yesterday when i had weed on me that shits crazy

lol

ok done laughing now... i use to put my weed on a wooden shelf in a cardboard box in the basement. some times i would just put a nic nugget in there no baggie or otherwise in a bag. my bags started to have holes in the sides of the bags. my nuggets were smaller then when i put it in there. i found about a week later there was a mouse in the basement. he was nibbeling on my nuggets and chewing on my bagies to eat my weed i finally looked in the box and there were lots of little green specs of weed in the bottem of box and pieces of plastic from my bagies. he smeeled my good indoor weed and chewed through a box to get at my stash.... i took care of him. i set a mouse trap with weed on it instead of cheese. worked like a bomb
weed all over had to use it in a jay . and mouse was dead. never to steal my weed.

Haha.
A while back I had just picked up and i was coming through my house with an 1/8th in my pocket.
And the dog is going crazy sniffing and licking at my pocket.
Not very good considering i have to come past my rents.

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Originally Posted by trippen420

yea i got bite by a dog yesterday when i had weed on me that shits crazy

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LOL!!! That's why I become afraid whenever I face a dog with weed on me. Dem damn dogs can sniff out terminators!
I think only once did a dog climb up my leg a bit sniffing for my pocket while walking in the city.