You're writing an essay, you put down your pen to smoke a bowl, and, without you ever moving from your seat, the pen disappears. You find at 40 minutes later in the bathroom down the hall...
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Cottonmouth does not bring to mind a snake ...
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You're writing an essay, you put down your pen to smoke a bowl, and, without you ever moving from your seat, the pen disappears. You find at 40 minutes later in the bathroom down the hall...
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Cottonmouth does not bring to mind a snake ...
lol. i do that shit all the time with the remote
Lol ,
I do that shit all the time with lighter ..
i do that all the time with my essays
Yes me too :D
but did you ever call someone on the phone
and by the time its answered........
you've forgotten who you were ringing??? ~lol~ :o
haha no but on 4.20 like 3 people called me for weed and i looked at my phone and couldn't figure out for the life of me who that person was. even though i had the numbers saved... it said names, not numbers. i was like.... i don't know them i'm not answering. then i called and apologized the next day
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Originally Posted by Lulu
or rung the wrong person by mistake.
"hey dude"
"Hey"
"Who the hell is this?"
"Josh"
"What the fuck...i didnt call you"
"Yeah you did"
"what the hell do you want?"
"You called me you jackass"
"i called who?"
so on and so forth
Yea, it is the remote with me too and it drives me nuts. When I find it I am usually like:
'When was I over there' LOL
sometimes it feels like i am losing everthing
LOL im always doing stuff like that, i was adding a new gfx card to my computer the other day, very baked at the time, and when i went back to screw the case on i couldnt find the screw driver i was using anywhere..
Little bit later i go to the fridge for a drink and there it is hahaha
When you smoke 8 joints in a day, get 12 hours solid sleep and wake up still a little stoned. Then you sit typing a message on cannabis.com whilst starting to roll a joint...
when u wank and cum then wank again cos u forgot u just cummed lmao
Thats like on Cheech and Chong's Up in smoke where the cop is pulls cheech and chong over and when he is walking up to there van he inhales the smoke coming from the van and then when he gets up there he ask them what they want.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite
lol im always losing my pens and penciels but i find them in my hand or in my hair :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Lulu
Lulu-
This happens to me EVERY DAY. lol I thought I was the only one...
-Ol' Dirty Bastard
Man I dont even answer the phone...mabey my cell cause it has ID cause the covo would go like this:
ring ring
Me: hello
other: hey this ____
Me: hey___ whats up
other: Blah blah blah (like from the old chralie brown cartoons)
Me: what...oh ok...what
But the best and worst is TV, I can watch the same episode of somethin (ATHF or other cartoons) over and over and still laugh my ass of at the same shit.
Speaking of tv anybody else flip through cannels during a comerical and never end up making it back to what you were watching cause you cant rember what the hell you were watching in the first place...
A buddy of mine once put a pizza in the oven and then went out back to smoke a joint.
Needless to say, he started doing yardwork and forgot about the pizza in the oven. The next thing he knew, the Fire Department was knocking at his door.
I think you're a real pothead when you forget about FOOD that's cooking in the oven, because food is one of the main things you focus on after a smoke session.
Thats why the only food heating devices i use when im high is the toaster or the nuke.
How bout this one ya start eating count chocula out of the box and suddenly your at the bottom of the box and you look around like "who the hell ate my cerial"
Man I lose shit so much, .. especially the remote. When I was younger i used to get toasted and leave my pipe and stash jar laying on the counter which my parents found the next day
I lost mt bag once and I was convinced my hubby hid it from me so I wouldnt smoke while he was at work. I was cussing him all day long when he reminded me that I stuffed it in the cushion of the lazy boy.
I used to put my stash and pipe away, walk out the door, be paranoid that I didn't actually put it away and go back in to check. Afterwards I'd walk out the door again, get paranoid that when I went back in to check that I might have actually taken it back out. So, I'd go back to check again. Then walk out the door, get paranoid..........
I'd say it was some kind of obsessive compulsive thing but only happenes when I'm stoned.
lol once i rolled a fat j and put it in my mouth and i was lookin around for the lighter and found it then spent 45 minutes looking for the damn joint...that was in my mouth...
the worst is when your like, where are my keys, where are my keys, oh no, and then its like, you go to get some food and their in the fridge or something and then you remember putting them there due to some incredible bizzarre stoner logic
That's hilarious! And it happened to me too once....Quote:
Originally Posted by koshea
Once, I was really baked off my ass, ans my friend said a sentence with the word 'apple'. Well I just lost it, I thought 'apple' was the funniest thing I had ever heard.
Apple :D
well then call me pot head my brother cause I loose everything twice
yeah man. Its funny, but can get annoyingQuote:
Originally Posted by Lulu
You know you're a pothead when you've forgotten so much about what you've forgotten that you can't add any humorous anecdotes about forgetting something to this thread.
How many of us have spent an hour looking for our sunglasses only to find them on our head?
Hey, did you ever notice when something is lost you always find it in the last place you look?
Well cause you stop looking once you've found it.
*ba dump Tchh*
I remember one time... wait, no I don't.
mmmmhh or when someone is speaking to you and you answer and about 1 minute later you repeat what the person has said. without realizing that you already had that same conversation. you can't remember but the other person goes: Hey I just said that, and you already gave me an answer. am I supposed to give you the answer you gave me
me: HUH?
*nevermind. majorly baked
How about, You know your a stoner when you find something in the first place you look, and then continue looking until you reach the last place you would've looked.
lol yeah, or you cant find your lighter anywhere so you start accusing all your mates of nicking it then after ten minuets of that you realise its in your hand.
can get kind of annoying after the first ten times.
Now that's true stoner-dom. WINNER !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
That happens to me all the time. lol It's like deja vu.Quote:
Originally Posted by Srendaen
You lock your keys in the car just after getting them out. Not me g/f
yea i forget shit that happened 2 mins ago it sux at times
I too forget things I just did
I too often forget what I just did
Yeah, I forget what I just did a lot
one time my friend was passing me the pipe and i had a lighter in one hand,and a cig in the other.well instead of setting the cig down i just dropped it on the ground without realizing it until i was done hitting the pipe