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My dad gave me a drug test today (which i failed for sure) and he is sending it into the lab to be tested first thing tomarrow morning. But for now, the urine sample is sitting on my kitchen counter and i have all night to try and fuck it up. Does anyone know anything that will for sure cover up any THC in my piss without whatever i add being detected by the lab? Any ideas would be greatly appreciated. PEACE
switch it with a clean sample...
Get a clean friend over ASAP!
Maybe diluting it with water?
Do you have a pet :P? or you could always cover the toliet with plastic wrap hope no one notices after a midnight piss and swap it.....
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Originally Posted by Dyranty
very smart idea
My girlfriend and i smoke daily .....yearly....... i've thought about that for awhile, after having shitty jobs, and when i was stuck in a small town where all the jobs even shitty one's drug tested and no system clean in sight, i got creative.
put a drop of bleach in the sample just one drop and it will kill everything
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Originally Posted by Dyranty
throw it away.
or get a clean sample.... thats probably the best idea.
itl be deteriating soon, I dono. put bleac h and iodine in it or something
bleach yes wotwotwot
but wont putting bleach into fuck up the test? so you just have to take it again. Best bet would be to get some clean piss if you have the chance i rekon.
should came to us sooner,go to a haed shop & pick up some additive for urine
Tell him to fuck himself if he tries again? and if not, just go next door and say "erm... will you piss in this little plastic tub for me?... it's for skool:)"
guaranteed to work (unless your neighbours are in with your dad)
simple solution, pay a tramp to piss in there.... (not a crackhead one, or you'll be in more shit!)
Are there any non crackhead tramps? :)