Funny event of the day

Yah so heres the situation: Ive been waiting for like a week for this guy to hook me up with an ounce and ive grown quite impatient. So today i decided to bike over to his house and enter for a while. So i get there and the back door is open, i go down to his basement and of course no one home. First i check all over for any weed, then i go into his room and take a pair of underwear out from his drawer and take a shit on it, then put it in front of the tv. It was all soft and messy and smelly i just loved it. Then after this i proceeded to jerk off and cum onto his pillow. I just got home and this put me in a good mood that no cannabis can ever give :)

egad! sure hope he doesn't figure out it was you, you'll never get that ounce

but truly, a funny funny thing to do.

I hope you washed your hands afterwards.

had you already payed him? if so then its halarious, if you hadnt payed him yet then you had no right to do that cuz he wasnt fuckin u over in any way

i can picture him cleaning up that ugly mess right now. probly thought it was sum hobo haha god im a twisted fucker

well done, grasshoppa, unless you hadent paid. Then, of course, your a sick fuck.

lol yea

thats fucked up

im planning on going again tomorrow it'll be my like summer hobby, a daily thing. any ideas on different places to defecate/jizz? im thinking his boots, smear some on the tv, crap all over his bed an put a gift box over it, jizz on his keyboard/ mouse,the possibilities are truly endless. maybe ill bring some friends and we'll do the whole house? also a surprise in his hat would be nice. Ill make the shit more obvious tomorrow though

Then you'll go in 1 day and he'll be hiding behind a door, and while you're having a great time whacking off, he'll cut you pecker off and feed it to dogs, then proceed to take a shit on you, then you'll be fucked! but as long as you don't get caught, then it's a pretty cool idea, and i say... carry on!

have you ever been diagnosed with a personality disorder? Say Borderline or Conduct disorder? my hell, you need help.

haha hes gonna get his penis chopped off

hahaha lmao

I thought pecker was more appropriate lol, and if it does happen, you can't come crying to us

You're fuckin nuts... But funny :D

no if he comes at me ill spray him with a sticky brown mess i will!

goddamn son.....you aint right

somebody came into my house to shit on my undy's & jerk off on my bed.I think its a sexual thing not a weed thing you sicko.funny though.If you go back you would be the stupidest mofo on planet cause someone will be looking for ya.I would be looken at ya ass with the sight on my .357,so be carefull crazy bastard!


not to mention you left DNA everywhere DUH!

OH SHIT *boards plane to columbia to live in a cave hiding for the rest of life" yah i dont think they test my shit lol he'll probly just think he got too drunk that kinda guy

first classic event of the summer though

i had someone shit on a end-table at this party i had bout 13 yrs ago nasty .

yah my buddy shit on apassed out guy when he was at a party.. lets hear everyones shitting stories!

I dont have any, I believe in toilets and showers, things of that nature....

you shit in the shower?

Lmao

I think he may start locking his doors lol

he might just get a sticky mess on his doorknob wotwot!

that's out of control lol

Can you say sociopath ?

ok disregard the first part of my statement, you are a sick fuck.

Dont come to my house because I said that. .38 slug in your ass.

ill shit all over your family bitch

delete me all and its creator

Seriously I wish I knew who you were so that I could come over and beat your skull in with a brick...

this is the funniest thread, well at least the funniest thread of today
hahaa

well your hands would be very shitty and smelly wotwot dazenfmeister! and you kitchen utensils covered in other bodily fluids! wotwot!