Help me this is disgusting

Ok i got a technician coming to replace the magnet in my new washing machine thats all good.In the laundry i have mice(im scared of them really and they make me vomit no kidding) i use them for food for my frogs the pinkies/babies (dont hound me they only eat live food).Anyways mrs mumma mouse had babies and my partner fed them to the frogs that was all good.About a week later i put her back with stuart (man mouse) OH FUCKING HELL SHE ATE HIM.I didnt see anything my bf told me today before he went to work and disposed of stu.I need to go in there because there are 2 towels on the floor i need to pick up and a bong sitting in there.How the hell can i do it? Seriously this is a big phobia for me so any ideas how i can get in there and get the stuff before the bloke comes.HELP PLEASE I FEEL SO SICK ABOUT THIS.

what help are u turds ? lol

Well, I dont know what you expect anyone to tell you. These are your demons to wrestle with. Either get someone else to go get the items for you, or grit your teeth and do it yourself. Smoke a bowl first to relax or something.

just remember you're about 50 times bigger then the fekkin mouse & stomp the shit out of the rodent if it dares to venture out!


btw, I hope u don't get any ideas (about consuming ur bf. at least not permanently....temporarily can be a good thang.)
;)

Is there a Back door in the laundry.?.

if so go round the outside of the house and open it..
come back inside.
get a Broom or somthing long and just sweep the bloody mess out the door.
and Kick your B/F's ass for leaving that shit there when he knows your phobia..

or Get a plastic Bag put your hand inside it and pick up the stuff that way.
cover your mouth with your shirt.

unless you want the washing machine repair man to find your bong.
odd's are he's probably a choofer anyways..

Uh, send someone else in?

Build a little car with a mechanical arm, assuming you have an erector set?

Wear cleats?

Let me get this straight; you raise mice to feed to your frogs, but you're scared shitless of them (the mice), and can't go into your laundry room because, this is the part I don't get; the mice are all loose now? What do you think is going to happen, they'll rip your ankles to shreds or something? Mice aren't exactly brave, you know, they are probably running for their lives at this very moment, you frog-feeding maniac! OK, so Mrs. Mouse ate Mr. Mouse (or so you seem to think). He was probably boring anyway, what with a name like Stuart and all. She's most likely not all that bad. You could try petting her, talking to her, telling her she's a good mouse, a pretty mouse, and things will be all right really soon. Female mice fall for those lines all the time.

I think your real problem is with the frogs. They're spoiled rotten, if you feed them mice all the time. They are probably at the bottom of all this. Never turn your back on a frog, they're cunning and amazingly adept at close quarter fighting. Ask any fly.

I suggest you go boldly into the laundry room, pick up the towels, pick up the bong, and don't use it again for quite a while. The Maytag repairman will handle all the rest.

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Originally Posted by 4252

Let me get this straight; you raise mice to feed to your frogs, but you're scared shitless of them (the mice), and can't go into your laundry room because, this is the part I don't get; the mice are all loose now? What do you think is going to happen, they'll rip your ankles to shreds or something? Mice aren't exactly brave, you know, they are probably running for their lives at this very moment, you frog-feeding maniac! OK, so Mrs. Mouse ate Mr. Mouse (or so you seem to think). He was probably boring anyway, what with a name like Stuart and all. She's most likely not all that bad. You could try petting her, talking to her, telling her she's a good mouse, a pretty mouse, and things will be all right really soon. Female mice fall for those lines all the time.

I think your real problem is with the frogs. They're spoiled rotten, if you feed them mice all the time. They are probably at the bottom of all this. Never turn your back on a frog, they're cunning and amazingly adept at close quarter fighting. Ask any fly.

I suggest you go boldly into the laundry room, pick up the towels, pick up the bong, and don't use it again for quite a while. The Maytag repairman will handle all the rest.

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LMFAO

nice one.

There not loose there in a cage but she mutilated him.Normally i can go in there if i vomit then bad luck for me hey.Its just because im pregnant i honestly cant tolerate it i will be vomiting for hours no kidding.Im wish i could call someone to come over and sort it out but i cant im in the damn mountains i know NOBODY here and i cant exactly expect my family to drive from Sydney to do it can i lol.Screw it its staying how it is the man has been here before he seems pretty cool has no teeth and shit lol he might not care about the bong if he sees it.Thats what i will have to do.

LOL @ 42. That was goood.

That was funny.Maybe they are spoilt but i love them alot and do try to look after them as one of the species i have is endangered and all the rest are protected.Would i spend a few hundred dollars and all the trouble on an amphibian licence i wasnt serious ? Its alot of work and everything has to be documented and sent back to npws.I have to breed them myself to ensure i know what they are getting in there diet.What i feed the mice & crickets depends affects the health of the frogs.Mites and diseases are common i dont want that i want to breed them and hopefully make them a little bit more abundant so hopefully precious native australion frogs survive forever even if i have to do it in captivity.There i go talking rubbish again but thats why i need mice.

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Originally Posted by 4252

Let me get this straight; you raise mice to feed to your frogs, but you're scared shitless of them (the mice), and can't go into your laundry room because, this is the part I don't get; the mice are all loose now? What do you think is going to happen, they'll rip your ankles to shreds or something? Mice aren't exactly brave, you know, they are probably running for their lives at this very moment, you frog-feeding maniac! OK, so Mrs. Mouse ate Mr. Mouse (or so you seem to think). He was probably boring anyway, what with a name like Stuart and all. She's most likely not all that bad. You could try petting her, talking to her, telling her she's a good mouse, a pretty mouse, and things will be all right really soon. Female mice fall for those lines all the time.

I think your real problem is with the frogs. They're spoiled rotten, if you feed them mice all the time. They are probably at the bottom of all this. Never turn your back on a frog, they're cunning and amazingly adept at close quarter fighting. Ask any fly.

I suggest you go boldly into the laundry room, pick up the towels, pick up the bong, and don't use it again for quite a while. The Maytag repairman will handle all the rest.

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Well, if this is really as serious as you think, how about this? You go into the laundry, toss a blanket or something over the mouse cage without looking. Pick your stuff up, and when you can get somebody over, let them take care of it, and never mind telling you the details. The mouse can be given a proper burial (by somebody else), and you're in the clear. I apologize for seeming callous; I've seen things you don't want to imagine, and there isn't much that can make me sick. I thought you might be kidding or excessively stoned.

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I know it really is just plain stupid.I have seen much worse than that also.I can tolerate blood guts or whatever.I have put needles through peoples genitals,seen my nephew with half his skull missing with tubes hanging out of his brain on life support,watched my father pull out someones tooth in a pub with some dirty old pliers,seen my childbirth wound before it was stitched,I have had to help file someones jawbone who had dry socket the noise was terrible for that one u know what i mean i have seen worse but that is not what bothers me.Its just the mouse and the fact it was mutilated and all i can think about is ahhhh never mind i cant explain really im an idiot

clsoe your eyes. close your mind. close it all for what 20 seconds? go get what you need. it will be all right!

out of site, out of mind. goodluck!

Is over i covered the mouse and picked up the towels.Thanks for helping everyone even though i am still feeling seedy.

atleast you didnt have a liquid laugh..(spew)...

didnt i ?

wow that story is pretty much fucked up.

i say just close your eye and try to find the bong!


or...


ask your b/f to pick it fer ya



or...




roll a spliff!