What is the most you ever choked the chicken succesfully in 1 day?
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What is the most you ever choked the chicken succesfully in 1 day?
five
When i was 13 or so i think i went on a wackin spree to some porn movies i got ahold of.... 9 times or so i think. in 1 day. I don't think i could do it 9 times these days though :(
I dunno, sometimes i was in such a mastrubatory frenzy I dont even know how many. Must've been alot though. :D :D :D :D
:rolleyes:
sittin in a jail cell by myself bored off my ass...about 20 times lol
Holy Shit! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
3 to 10 times a day its a great workout very good for your health.
well when you're in a jail cell with no one to talk to and nothing to do there ain't much you can do lol
slipknotpsycho, has your avatar always been constantly moving or have i only ujst noticed
how did you do it without getting caught by the guards or someone else? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
uhm....the gaurds don't realy come around, and i was in one of the corner cells where they couldn't see me anyways....and should they start coming around there's always some ass begging to be let out ^^ and yes my avatar has always moved and i've had it like nearly a year now
If someone gets locked up they aint gonna worry about guards watching them toss.Men in jail might be stuck there for years they couldnt care less if you seen them slap it
seven was well bored at my granmas house
Eleven.
3.
no im not a crazy masturbator. once a day is just ok for me :)
everyday?
mostly one time a day every single day. gotta luv porno. its the sex your never gonna get. lmao
i must say i am quite proud of this, 13 times in a day, me and some friends were havin a contest i won!! but if you want a good orgasm do it high it is insane!
you beat your meat in front of your friends?
wait.... you WATCHED your friends beat their meat in front of you?!
3 when i was in middle school, once in the morning and twice at night and that only happened once
like 6, my tank was empty :(
so by the last 2 times, it wasnt really worth it
i didnt feel like a man :(
were u deadcenter @ ur circlejerk?Quote:
Originally Posted by i jus wanna smoke
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Originally Posted by i jus wanna smoke
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a contest with your friends eh ?
the contest shouldn't have been how many times but how much ahem stuff you could produce.....if i had to i could jerk 24/7 it's not like that's much of a contest
lol! what do you mean succesfully?? Is there such thing as failed attempts??Quote:
Originally Posted by Sentinel
yea, not acheiving orgasm
Yeah, if you get in an arguement with yourself and your dick leaves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrenaline Rush
And what the fuck is it with circle jerks? I never even heard of it when I was in school. I had a lot of friends, but none of em were that close.
^the dolphins fuckin blow
LMAO!!Quote:
Originally Posted by 9ski9
you must be a Jills fan....Quote:
Originally Posted by EverydayJunglist
Theres nothing wrong with boys having a toss together lol its not like there sucking each others willys is it ?
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Originally Posted by Adrenaline Rush
haha,u got my number friend....the dolphins are the bills number one rival,so i had to say something....
sorry but i have to say the doliphins suck, id say the same about the bills if drew wasn't with there
PATS!!!! you all know their gunna take it again this year
and no im not a ban wagon fan..........they were my team way before they lost to green bay in the superbowl
drew plays for the cowboys now.....u patriot ban waggon jumper
IDK, it just strikes me as the lamest entertainment possible. To each his own, though. I had a best friend that used to go clubbing with me and we'd sometimes double team girls; we'd always say "Sorry, dude" if we accidentally touched each other while screwing her.Quote:
Originally Posted by jacquelyne
The max for me is 3 times.
Back off, we were watching porn and we always had blankets or sleeping bags to cover ourselves so no one saw eachothers penis. Besides, we were like 13, and it wasn't gay at all. The whole time we'd be commenting about boobies and vagina's that none of us would see for years, wasn't no homosexuality going on in my circlejerks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Juggalotus17
Oh, that accusation wasn't directed at me? In that case, yeah, I gotta agree, that's so fucked up.... Groossss. I just don't understand it ya know? :confused:
^^^^ dude wether you didnt see each other shit.....your still wacking off in the same room with your pals...thats just gross
and jungilist no shit is he really! sorry if i typoed.... i like the bills because alot of pat players played for them
I was, like, 9 or 10 once and I was spending two weeks with my aunt and uncle. They have one son, three daughters. Well, that weekend 3 other cousins were coming to visit for 2 weeks as well.
The point is, one night they were watching this channel that wasn't supposed to come in but it did (porn, cha). They were passing around baby oil, and it came around to me. At first I was like, "...what the heck?" (didn't cuss back then, they started me on it, lol ^_^) Then I was like, "....?....o_o....o_0....O_O...." "Get that shit away from me!!"
Then I turned around and went to sleep.
For me, 5. About 4 years ago just did it to see how many I could go because I was curious. Just 5.
yep my 2 fav teams are buffalo and dallas.....now dallas got fuckhead bledsoe...lordyQuote:
Originally Posted by nomadherbman