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ok well i went to the ark(a pub in england) for a rock gig that was on with all local bands, got there started to have a good time, rooling a few and then this twat comes along(i do kno him, total prick) and he steals like 1/2 a gram of my weed, mite not sound much but its the principle right? what am i 2 do? turn all my m8s againest him cuz they r pissed off wiv him 2? but im not a fightin person so i wudnt dare hit any1.
Well if your not a fightin person just have your m8s do it for you :D, bastards who steal weed, and not over-priced merchandise are fags, lol
What you rolling in rublic ne ways?
public*
there was a big garden where every1 went 2 hang about for a few beers and we went right behind the trees so no1 wud come along, but the worst happened.
Get some fresh dog poop put it under his door handle of his car..
load up all under the handle then clean off any evidence from the outside..
so when he goes to open his car he's theiving fingers get loaded up with poop...
shit man that sucks ass yea i would have beat the wankers Ass
NOOSA ROFL!!!! thats some cold hearted stuff.....I LIKE IT
actually that doesn't sound too bad, pullin a prank on him :)
but come to think of it now i'm not completely bothered, u learn from ya mistakes right? ill know next time not 2 let him see it.
anything else i could do any1?
1/2 gram not so bad next time go in a bathroom stall or something...Quote:
Originally Posted by st0n3r
Thats what you learned from your mistake? not to let him see it again....lol this isnt a flame its just me being brutally honest, your a pussy. LOL im sorry im stoned but i couldnt help it lol dont take that offensivly cuz im a big pussy myself...but still seriously........you shouldnt have to not let him see it. He should just not steal it, thats why someone beats his ass so he knows not to steal it.....lol im stoned okay Bye noW!Quote:
Originally Posted by st0n3r
yeah well if i won't beat him i'm sure my friends will do it ''depends if they are true m8s 2 me''
Instead/as well as the dog poop, hold a lighter under his car door handle so it burns his hand when he open it (and if it's plastic 1 then it'll melt, thus getting your own back, and hopefully he'll try drink driving, bad idea kids! and when he goes to pull the handle of the car the plastic will melt onto his hands. giving him burns and blisters, hopefully he'll do it with his right hand so it fucks him up even more, know what i'm saying lads (and lasses:D) lol,)
doesn't sound too bad, i was thinking of getting some pepper spray and......ya get what i mean :)
How did he get the weed off you? Did you just hand it to him or what? I used to let people take stuff off me when I was younger, not any more though. If he tries shit like that again punch him in the throat, even if he's bigger/tougher than you. He may beat your arse for doing this but he'll be less likely to take your weed again because he knows he'll have a fight on his hands. If you just keep letting him take it and making it easy for him he won't stop doing it. Go for the throat!
lol, aquilla, who stole weed off you? get cully on em mate...Quote:
Originally Posted by st0n3r
ok man good idea, i really like the idea of pepper spraying him though :) only problem is it's kinda hard buying pepper spray in england. or does any1 know any websites.
lol cully? he wudnt do shit, he wud jus laugh
pepper spray to stop people stealing ur weed are u fucking kidding me
you got a better idea?
no not really im not so unconfident that i just let people walk right up to me and steal my gear
Nut the Kid, if he's big enough to take your weed, hes big enough to wipe up his bloody nose!
Likelyhood is mate, your not gonna do shit to him, THIS THING IS BUILT INTO PEOPLE! YOUR OBVIOUSLY NOT A VIOLENT MAN,ITS UR CHOICE!
If you dont react immdiately chances are you never will.
Are you a good speaker? oz words can shit people up more than actions, if said correctly!
i came on here for advice, not to be insulted.Quote:
Originally Posted by xNoa
yeh i kno it is hard 4 me, i do reli feel like punching him but im just not a violent person.Quote:
Originally Posted by LOVElife
only problem is cuz the kid is such a twat, if i went up to him and starting yelling shit in his face, he would start laughing if you get me.
that would be the worst thing, you say things quietly and make it intersting! Its like telling them a story, and puts a great deal of unrest into some people!
Although if you've known him for years then it may not work!
I have seen a geezer in Soho get stabbed 4 times! Wanna know what he said to the geezer who stabbed him?---------
----"That ladies and gentlemen,...was the definition of opening pandoras box"!!!!
The bloke who stabbed him would have prefered him to be lying dyin on the floor, BUT coz of the calmness and sterness of the victims comment he was fuckin shitting himself! The manager locked the doors and allowed the victim his retribution!!!!
It was an experience I dont mind tellin ya!
Good advice that was!!! Jesus! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by xNoa
England is diff to the US you aint a criminal if ur rolin in public its v.commonQuote:
Originally Posted by RidingHigh
man so many things to do but wot?? my m8 suggested that we could bully him with a taser =D
i suggest buyin him a drink then pissin in it
yeh i could just be mean 2 him all the time, i remember the other day wen his m8 was handing out his fags, i just had 2 have 1 2 piss him off.
"Drop a "jack nd jill" in his drink, then when his jaw is doing he backstroke you might not have so much trouble hitting the target!
lol i just spend £100 on shopping was driving back and saw him right outside my house, and im am just laughing bcoz he was wiv aload of girls and i dont think they kno how much of a twat he has been (one of em is his bird as well)
talk bout self satisifaction, i rekon every1 h8s him now!!!
if you wont stand up for your own principles dont expect anyone else tooQuote:
Originally Posted by st0n3r
im curious how he steals a 1/2 gram ?
and how you know?
and why ya didnt do anything at the time?
i mean its simple in my view,if he stole ya weed kick his ass,or dont
but counting ya true freinds by the reasoning if they would do your fighting is some pansy ass shit to me .
grow some nads or learn to be a victim is my advice on the matter
do not expect anyone to be your HERO
you will be disappionted if ya do becuase your expecting to much.
now that siad,if your friends kick his ass i wont say he didnt deserve it just should have been you,
if your some lil dude and he a huge fucker then yes,ADD a freind or two
but look at it in others view
i see you as target for those who know YOU dont fight and wont fight or cant fight,and if you dont stop (being a victim) now IT will be permanent
good luck and peace
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Originally Posted by NowhereMan
Lol @Noosaheads
Just pull sum asshole prank on him.
I know a prank you can play on him-
Get some weed and lace it with something nasty like thallium sulphate (rat poison). This will be the last time he steals from you.
I don't know what kind of person this is who steals from you. If you beat him really bad like with a ball pein hammer or something, would he be likely to inform the police? or would he come and smash you with a hammer back? If that's the case and you need to get him back in a sneaky way, melt his car into a blob with some t'h'e'r'm'i't'e, or drop an a'c'e't'o'n'e peroxide b' o' m' b through his letterbox.
I know you're probably thinking this is a little harsh, but I let scum like this make my life miserable for years. You can only take so much, everyone has a limit to how far they can be pushed.
yeh i know the only suggestion for you lot would be to kick his ass, but sometimes i just really get a feeling that my m8s aren't exactly that way..........i rekon they stick up 4 him more bcoz he is'popular' so if i get ina fight with him i also have others 2 deal with 2, hes pretty skinny and tall (emo kid) but i think he cud pack a punch.
check out the anarchists cookbook on some pranks. If someone tries anything like stealing your weed, right there you have to let them know you dont put up with hat kind of shit. Ask him for it back once, and if he says no slap him around
lol yeh but i don't wanna kill him. and plus if i do anything too dangerous, my friends are gunna h8 me 4 being 'sick'