Can anal sex get you pregnent? I am certain it cant but ive heard it can.
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Can anal sex get you pregnent? I am certain it cant but ive heard it can.
helll no
not unless you get some in the other hole....but no it cant.
If you fart out semen on your panties and then they ride up in reverse I suppose it's possible.
Oh..... my..... god.....
lol i love office space
Oh dear......................... :rolleyes:
love mand x
my thoughts exactly mand
Lol
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Originally Posted by makor01
Hello Markor :) , to be honest with being newish here I really don't want to offend anyone, but when I saw Smokey pot's thread I laughed out loud :)
Smokey pot............ whoever told you that was being very silly .....I would take no notice of them in the future ;)
love mand x
No sorry it's not happening not unless she plans on shiting a baby...
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.Quote:
Originally Posted by likemclever
Call me old fashioned but I prefer for my babies to come straight down vagina alleyâ?¦Quote:
Originally Posted by Stedric
Oh crap, i cant stop laughing. Oh god this thread is insane........
LOL ! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Satovan
YUCK! thats nasty..Quote:
Originally Posted by Satovan
Do they still have Health class in school ?
I sure as fuck hope so! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Marko123
wow...
do someone up the poopshute and bust a nut and see what happens.
the only way to learn is from experience
later
This is funny
Actually alot of very strict catholics or moslems etc will have anal sex before they are married with thier partner as they cannot be caught and everyone still thinks they are a virgin and do not have the risk of getting pregnant.They are still a virgin through the vagina.Like when a moslem girl gets married the day after they have to hang the sheets out so that all parents can inspect the blood from the hymen to proove that she was a good virgin girl.If her hymen has already been broken she will get blood and put them on the sheets.Only the husband would know that she was really a virgin.This is really true as i know people who have had to do it.You wont get pregnant through anal sex unless a few get away into the other hole.LOL then bloody hell your in big trouble with daddy lol.
they used to do it in my village,not long agoQuote:
Originally Posted by jacquelyne
ahh, a refreshing dose of idiocy wakes me up much better than coffee ever could. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokey McPot
anal sex make you stupid?
Hmmm, Well actually if I remember right, my sex ed teacher told me you could get pregnant due to anal sex. No, it wasnt just a gym teacher, it was an actual person who is an expert in sex I guess. My whole class took a field trip to this museum about the history of sex. She could just be BSing and trying to scare us though.
Yeah, ive heard of this, mormon girls do it too, so they can get married in the temple and spend "all of time and eternity with the one they love....blah blah"Quote:
Originally Posted by jacquelyne
lmfao..... unless you're absolutely mentally retarded, you couldn't possibly believe that you could get pregnant from anal sex. Where in the ass is the goddamn uterus, overies and all that fun junk!?!? CMON PEOPLE!!!!!! USE YOUR BRAINS, THEY'RE THERE FOR A REASON
Juggalotus#2 (I'm first bizzatch :P ) be right...and even if the idea of a few excaping into the vagina...it would have to go extremely far up...
LOL there's another juggalotus?!?! waddup ninja?
sheer stupidity in its most liquid form!
i dont think you should be having sex or evan thinking about it if you think anal can get you pregnant!
hilarious!
can someone tell me how you get a pic next to your name?
Go to the top of the screen, click on Quick Links, and go to Edit Avatar (or something along those lines) then find a picture you want (type in something like Forum Avatars on Google) and then just put it up (you'll understand when you get to the page, i did)
hehehe.........rofl i laughed for 10 minutes.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Satovan
no, buttsex can not get a girl pregnant, it is just....buttsex =)
Unless you count ninja - sperm.....those tricky little bastards! :eek:
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Originally Posted by Smokey McPot
Haven't u stopped bending over yet?
LMFAO
NOO! You done smoked yaself stupid
HAAAAAA! That has got to be one of the funniest thing I have heard all day! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Satovan
And, that you would come up with that is a bit... disturbing... :confused: :D
LOL
Well that's news to me .......besides the point of this thread is totally bizzare but.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you can't get bloody pregnant.God damn some people! :D :o
wholey fuck hang the sheets out so the parents can inspect the blood from her cherry? now thats just some fucked up shit right thereQuote:
Originally Posted by jacquelyne
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
:D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! :D
Fuck! This is so funny :D
I almost feel bad for Smokey!
Geez, people wh have to ask such a question should not be allowed to have sex anal or not!!
LMAO :D