Help For New Cannabis Growers
Hello to all you hopeful cultivators. I've been growing for about ten years and I remember back to my first grow how fucking clueless I was. I want to help anybody that needs it until we cover the White House lawn in giant sticky resin dripping buds. So e-mail any questions you may have to [email protected] and I will be more than happy to help you. However I do have a few rules to make it easier on myself.
1- I check my e-mail account once or twice a day. So please be patient if I don't respond quickly as I will anwser in the order recieved. After all I'm only human and I do have a life so please try to understand.
2- When asking me a question please try not to ramble on too much. I know your excited if things are going well or scared shitless if your operation is going downhill but I have alot of mail to read and I need them to be as short and specific as possible.
3- Last rule. I want all the e-mails to be like my sample below in relation to the type of cannabis and enviromental conditions of your cultivation room. please copy and paste this sample below to your e-mail and add the information to the right of what you pasted. If you don't I will not respond because I need as much information on your plants and enviroment as possible in order to give advice or to troubleshoot your issue.
Copy And Paste The Text Below
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|PLANT SPECIES|
|PLANT STRAIN|
|LIGHTING|
|LIGHT CYCLE|
|ROOM DIMENSIONS|
|ROOM TEMPATURE|
|VENTILATION|
|PROPIGATION DATE|
|GERMINATION DATE|
|PLANT HEIGHT|
|CURRENT PLANT AGE|
|FERTILIZER USED|
|MATERIALS USED|
|SPECIAL NOTES|
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Here is an example of what I'm looking for in your e-mail.
PLANT SPECIES- Sativa,Indica,Ruderalis,Landrace
PLANT STRAIN- Master Kush,Blueberry,White Widow Etc. or unknown.
LIGHTING- xxx Watt Fluro,Metal Halide,High Pressure Sodium,etc
LIGHT CYCLE- 24/0 or 18/6. Indicates hours lights and lights off.
ROOM DIMENSIONS- XX feet length XX feet width XX Depth.
ROOM TEMPATURE- degrees in farenhiet please. I'm american not british.
VENTILATION- X fans used, Size of fans used, Box or round fans.
PROPIGATION DATE- The date you planted the seeds in the soil.
GERMINATION DATE- Date you saw first seedling break through the soil.
PLANT HEIGHT- Height of plant fron the soil to top of leaves.
CURRENT PLANT AGE- Current age of plant after germination. Exact days!
FERTILIZER USED-Brand and type. Powder,liquid,sticks. Add N-P-K Ratio.
MATERIALS USED- All materials used in your grow. Be Specific!!!
SPECIAL NOTES-Anything you would like to add such as light green,dark green or yellow leaves. Plant burns or holes or deformities in leaves. Insect problems and type of insects if you know. If not describe the insect to me. And any other notes you may find relevant.
Help With Filling Out The Form
The X indicates the number for you to add indicating your current wattage, room dimensions and number of fans used if more than one.
Under Plant Species if you are not sure here is a guide. Long skinny leaves with few or no markings are Sativas. Short fat leaves with obvious markings are known as Indicas. Plants that don't fit under those two descriptions are more than likely Ruderalis,Landrace or unstable genetic plants. Sativa and Indica plants are most common and it is not likely that your have ruderalis or landrace plants. Cannabis Ruderalis is a type of plant that does not enter a flowering stage when you switch your lights to 12/12
instead it begins to flower when the plant is mature enough to do so and is not recomennded for growing. Landrace grows wild so it is unlikely that you are growing that strain. Lastly genetic deformities are the result of poor lighting, hemorphidite condition or bad genetics and are very unpredictiable therefore it will be difficult for me to assist you with these plants however I will try.
As for fertilizer I will need to know the brand, what form it is in such as liquid,powder,sticks and the NPK ratio which can be found on the container such as 10-10-10 or 20-20-15 etc.
Looking forward to assist you in OVERGROWING THE GOVERMENT!!!
Zero Revolt
[email protected]
Help For New Cannabis Growers
So sorry I gave you a wrong e-mail address. It is
[email protected]
Sorry for the error.
If a moderator could correct the original thread by deleting the zerorevolt address and entering the correct one above I would be grateful.
Also readers of this thread even if you don't need help please post a reply to bump the ratings.
Thank You ;)
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Not when you log off and then log back in before you see the mistake smart ass. :rolleyes:
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That's a good idea, thanks. I'll probably be shooting a question or two your way in a while, I plan to start growing soon. :)
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Wow; you must be really good. You dictate how people are to ask questions and even have a format you want them to follow. You must be a very experienced and growing several pounds from each plant. How about some pictures (just know this server is located in the USA)
Good for you Zero, why donā??t you just get your own forum or at the very least your own topic where you can be the mod.
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I'm just kidding you dude. As long as people get help and can grow quality plants is all that's important.
Just relax the rules a little you don't want to come off the wrong way.
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Jesus I was just trying to help. The reason I asked people to copy and edit that section is because you know as well as I do when people ask for help here they don't always add all the information. I've seen your posts before and I can tell you are a experienced grower thus you know the importance of needing all the facts. I was just trying to make it easy for the new people so they would have an easier time asking questions. I've been growing for the past decade from closets to garages so what's wrong with helping other people with the knowledge I've learned over time?
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My apologies to anyone who thought my thread was too harsh as I was trying to make a form for you so you would not have to do it all yourself. Like I said I was trying to help in everyway possible but if you say your plants are possibly stunted and I don't know what your tempature is or what your feeding them and many other variables how am I suppose to know whats wrong? Anyways sorry if I came off as a dick for it was never my intention.
Have a nice day.
Questions?
[email protected]
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No sweat Zero... personally I liked the fact that you laid out everything you wanted. I've already sent you an email with my problem and I must say it made it alot easier knowing everything to include otherwise I would have overlooked some of them. So from a fellow grower I appreciate that!
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how about i tell you all my information and then you grow my plants for me to ensure the best quality and then post me all the buds
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yea you pretty much came off like a dick.
I was gonna call you one but then I remembered what my name was.
but still you came off like a big penis.
however, you have since clarified yourself and i wont call you a dick.
but, people will still post things like:
"i got sum seeds...how do i grow them....?"
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Now about that server thing in the US?????
What does that mean?
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Originally Posted by professer evil
how about i tell you all my information and then you grow my plants for me to ensure the best quality and then post me all the buds
How about you kiss the crack of my hairy white ass?
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Originally Posted by Zero Revolt
How about you kiss the crack of my hairy white ass?
ewe....
you have a hairy white ass????
That reminds me...how can oneguy look at aother guy's hairy ass and find love??????
HAPPY HAIRY ASS CHECKING :)
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Originally Posted by HARDDON
ewe....
you have a hairy white ass????
That reminds me...how can oneguy look at aother guy's hairy ass and find love??????
HAPPY HAIRY ASS CHECKING :)
your dad loved your mom didn't he?
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Originally Posted by BobBong
your dad loved your mom didn't he?
Are you saying my mom is a dude or my mom has a hairy ass?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HARDDON
Are you saying my mom is a dude or my mom has a hairy ass?
what do you think?
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Originally Posted by BobBong
what do you think?
hmmmm.....
well i guess it doesn't take a stoner to figure out what you meant.
I still love you BobBong :)
HAPPY GROWING BobBong :)
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Aren't we just all just a little sensitive today?
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Yea, guess we're all kinda at the same stage and gettin a bit pissy waiting to see the day of harvest. :)
Besides, BobBong never has a nice day when I am around... :(
HAPPY SENSITIVITY TRAINING :)