i got a drug test tommorow and im screwed,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i think im gonna go smoke a bowl
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i got a drug test tommorow and im screwed,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i think im gonna go smoke a bowl
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Originally Posted by hipEstoner
HEY,
DON'T FEEL BAD! I TOOK MY PEE TEST THIS MORNING,I HAVE'NT SMOKED SINCE THURSDAY(GOING CRAZY) TOOK A PEE STRIPE TEST, I HAD PRO-JECT-ILE PUKE AFTER THE TEST TOO MUCH WATER, KNOW I'M HOME SMOKIN A BIG BOWEL!!!!! I FEEL ALOT BETTER!!!!! :D
Took pee test yesterday,smoked big doobie last thursday!!!! o' hell ya. I love cranberry pills good for ya. I was so nervous, New job!
:D Miss Mary Jane
Sure-Gel is the way to go for any drug test
so is cranberry pills it's for your uraineary tract it really works, I was sweating bullets
of course I puked a few times.
man u guys havent smoke for a couple of days. try not smoking since the beging of may. and then haveing to go the rest of the summer with a piss test every week
Sure-Jel does NOT work, period.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ausman
Hope that helps.
N2
Ausman, it would be helpful if you knew exactly what you are talking about. The fruit pectin has NOTHING to do with passing ... it's the massive amount of water you drink to wash down the pectin that allows passing a drug test.
Well I will repeat myself as I did in another thread. Sure Jell and gater aid and drink it down fast pee several times before the test and do this a couple of hours before the test. it has worked lots for a friend that has to be drug tested for his parole officer. It also worked for my ex long ago.
i weigh 115 an about 5 foot tall and i eat about 10 to 14 pills a day and of course i drink a bunch of water before i pee and i have'nt falled yet! took 3 test doing it that way!!!! it can't hurt ya anyways.
Miss Mary Jane
and I will continue to repeat myself. Fruit pectin products like Sure-Jel and Certo are exactly as effective as horse manure at aiding in passing a drug test. Reference this thread. http://boards.cannabis.com/forumdisplay.php?f=13Quote:
Originally Posted by Deborah
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N2
Well the tests that have been passed from the Sure Jell and lots and lots of water/and gater aid are proof. This is fact.I know this to be absolutly truth. You can say otherwise but I know ...but anyhoo I dont have to pass any drug test so I really dont give a hoot. Best thing to do is just stop and be an adult and give yourself a good month to 3 weeks and drink lots of water. Thats the plan that gives you a clean test.
You ARE correct, but then ice cream with lots of water/and gater aid also works. so does brockley and lots of water/and gater aid, and so does masterbation with lots of water/and gater aid , and so does niacin with lots of water/and gater aid and so does horse manure with lots of water/and gater aid and so do KrispyCream doughnuts with lots of water/and gater aid. Am I getting the point across. Perhaps, just perhaps it is the lots of water/and gater aid and NOT the Sure-Jel that is the magic bullet that allows one to pass. I have personally passed many test with ONLY lots of water/and gater aid, have done hundreds of hours of research and helped tens of thousands (yes, thats 10,000+) people pass with simple dilution, ie lots of water/and gater aid. And through all that, not a single report of passing using Sure-Jel, Certo, ice cream, brockley, masterbation, niacin, horse manure, or doughnuts WITHOUT a lot of water/and gater.Quote:
Sure Jell and lots and lots of water/and gater aid are proof. This is fact.I know this to be absolutly truth.
PLEASE, STOP perpetuating the myth of fruit pectin.
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N2
Whats brockley? Havent ever heard of that. Are you meaning Broccoli? If you cant spell that then it makes me wonder how many people you have really helped. Not meaning to be ugly here but come on thats a common word man. Maybe you should research spelling first.
...ditto, I can't spell, but then i fail to see what that has to do with my knowledge about dilution.
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N2
and for the record, my dilution guidelines on this board, http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=1147 have had over 2800 hits in 14 months. On Rons first site, MariHemp.com, there is no hit counter, but they have been posted there for at least 2 years, http://boards.marihemp.com/boards/thd18x7040.shtml. along with my nearly 1900 post on the drug testing board. Then there is the drug testing board at marijuana.com, http://cheaptalk.marijuana.com/420/f...splay.php?f=24 where the same guidelines have taken over 29,000 hits in 13 months.
I think that adds up to WAY WAY over 10,000+ with 1 complaint about spelling brockley (BROCCOLI). LOL!!!
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N2
Well lets see exsperience and knowlage of facts is what i go by. I am not sure what you go by though. I am just telling you of the facts... The facts are it has worked. And the just water didnt. Those are facts. And also the pectin idea is basically the same as the stuff people spend tons of money on at the hippie stores to pass drug tests. You put this stuff in water and drink it down and drink like a gallon of water 2 hours before testing. Pretty much the same thing. There is alot of water going down the throat on that too. So does that mean the stuff they just bought is really useless. I dont think so. They are just making there money with what can be bought for maybe $1.49 at the grocery store. Not meaning to burst your hit bubble but fact is fact and I know the people that have done this and I know it to be true. I also know the just water therory doesnt work unless you stopped smoking a month before. And as for your spelling I am not perfect either but if want to come on here and have people belive you at least get closer than what you did on the spelling of Broccoli.. I mean the way you did was like a 1st grader. And my research also is from real people doing it and passing not just research off the puter.
It is PAINFULLY obvious the you will not be educated as to the scientificly proven facts, nor will you commit to a simple $10.00 experiment to prove one way or the other if it is the fruit pectin or the water that is allowing one to pass, so I will no longer waste my time trying to educate you. There are tens of thousands of others that need my years of experiance, expermentation, research and expertice in the field of urine testing.
For anyony reading this far on this thread, kudos. The experiment I refered to is towards the end of this thread. http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=12239
For anyone intrested in proving to yourself, through calculated, controled scientific expermentation, if it is the water or the fruit pectin, try the experiment and post your results... but please overlook the way I spell brockoli... :D
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N2
I'll be using the masturbation with lots of water and gatorade method next time. LOL.
N2,
Your dedication to this subject and this message board is admirable.
DD