Is there anywhere i can get pills i.e. viagra?

Anyone know a quick and easy way to get ahold of viagra or something else that helps out with erection probs. I've got this problem, im always hard and then i have to go get a condom and by the time i get back, open it up and put it on im already limp, even if i keep an opened one by the bed i cant make it i just get limp way too fast, if i ever actually get it into a vagina in time then im set but thats hard. my g/f wont even fucking help me out it pisses me off so goddamn much all she will do is rub on me with her pussy and that sometimes does it but i tell her that she needs to like start blowing me or at least beat me off a little and she wont do it, she so fucking lazy when shes in the mood to get fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry im done venting. :mad:

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

Anyone know a quick and easy way to get ahold of viagra or something else that helps out with erection probs. I've got this problem, im always hard and then i have to go get a condom and by the time i get back, open it up and put it on im already limp, even if i keep an opened one by the bed i cant make it i just get limp way too fast, if i ever actually get it into a vagina in time then im set but thats hard. my g/f wont even fucking help me out it pisses me off so goddamn much all she will do is rub on me with her pussy and that sometimes does it but i tell her that she needs to like start blowing me or at least beat me off a little and she wont do it, she so fucking lazy when shes in the mood to get fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry im done venting. :mad:

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Lol that sucks, yeah when the chick wont help you it just sucks, lol luckly i dont have that problem :D. But yeah dont know what to tell ya other then be like well if ur not gonna keep me up im not gonna fuck you, lol oh and this probably would be better in the sexuality forums :D

yeah but this forum gets more traffic...

she should at least give u the common courtesy of a blow job. Maybe u need to find 1 who will, by the way how old are u?

17 years old so its really embarassing but ive only been sexually active for like 2 months

Damn man that's crazy to hear. Do u smoke alot of bud? Cause I used to have the same prob. but when I slowed down off the weed I can get a hard on easier than I ever could before, hell now I can go 2 or 3 times in a row...

heh... try fuckin her for a minute or two, then getting the condom, and then getting back to the fuckin

*giggle* :D

Heh funny that you say that porkchop, because I stopped smokin bud around 3 months ago and since then i havn't been doing too well but i just got a half oz last week and now whenever i smoke i get really horny and its very easy for me to get an erection...weird.

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

Heh funny that you say that porkchop, because I stopped smokin bud around 3 months ago and since then i havn't been doing too well but i just got a half oz last week and now whenever i smoke i get really horny and its very easy for me to get an erection...weird.

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Well I guess it's as they say, different strokes for different folks! If that works for u then why not get really stoned and fuck the dogshit out of ur old lady?

good idear

You must be in the .0000000000000000000001 percent of people that does not get e-mail offers to buy the stuff on line. Do a google search you'll probably find some. Heck, I bet someone is selling on Ebay.

Weed makes me horny as hell. When I'm stoned my cock gets so hard it almost explodes :)

P.S- -----I've tried viagra before too. I didn't need it or anything, I just took it to see what it was like. It doesn't make you get a hard on, but once you've got one it stays (for about 3 hours lol). It gave me a splitting headache though, and I've heard other people say it gave them a headache too>

look on erowid.org in the experience vaults. i'm sure u can just search for viagra but somewhere in there is a story about this dude who fucks his girlfriend on like 5 different drugs just to see how it goes

rofl you said erection=P Rofl sry anyways yea go 2 mexico u can get perscriptions for Just about anything ROFL. but yea i get tonz of viagra Emails. Oh While i was in mexico i went with my step-dad older guy bout 49 lil baldness ANYWAYS all the Pill Pushers on the street kept saying to me U want Pain Pills? Puff Puff? im like naaahah. They kept Trying to give my Step-dad Viagra rofl it was most funny shit iv seen every few steps id here You need Viagra? You need Viagra? it was great tho=P

P.S My Slong is always Long and strong, no problems but try smoke lil bud it might help.

well my dick feels like corn

I don't have an erectile dysfunction but I did try viagra once. Let me tell you IT IS NOT WORTH THE MIGRANE YOU WILL SUFFER! I'd rather have my penis limp first.

The problem ain't you, it's your girl.

She too lazy to even give you a handjob? .. ditch the broad.

go 2 mexico man 30 bucks in BOys town will u get 3 Fine Hookers=P they'll give u the handjob of ur life=P

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke45

well my dick feels like corn

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damn,, im sorry bro,, that must suck,, lol

i had to say that, i was just thinking about Dane Cook

I herd in mexico its really easy, the pharmacist will rigt prescription for anything. some place a walk away from arizon has a ton of pill places. there was a rolling stone arcticle about people getting speed and morphine and other narcotics so easy

try a cock ring, I know it sounds wierd and wrong, seriously it's nothing big. Can be made of many things, you could even use a rubber band as long as it was thick and not too restrictive. (should be snug, not painful) It tightens at the base to keep the blood from flowing back out so you stay hard longer. (It isn't bad for you unless you keep it on for hour or more) Otherwise, try not to let your thoughts wander while your getting your condom on, keep thinking sexy things, and for god's sake tell the lazy slut to help you out....no one likes a dead lay.

yeah in mexico you are the parmisist, you can almost go behind the counters and get pill in tiajuana. I think dave attell did it on insomniac, but ive been to mexico and you get what every you ask for

yea=P Plus the Margaritas are top Shelf=) I asked for alot of taquila in mine and the girl poured prolly 1/3 of the bottle in this HUGE Cup im like Hell yea. I jump the boarder all the time and just hang out around shops and stuff its pretty fun Reallly Cheap stuff i believe last time i was there 1 buck's is = to like 6 bucks over there its pretty nice.Omg Never seeen so many Damn One hitters in my life. Made out of Bone/glass/weird things. I think everyone should visit. *Plus the Habanas are Great*