guys, have you ever tried to suck
your own dick. i mean is it possible?
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guys, have you ever tried to suck
your own dick. i mean is it possible?
I don't think so. I think everyone has tried...I wouldn't if I could though..that wouldn't taste well.
Yeah I can't say I'm curious enough to try, I don't find the idea of my own dick (or anyone else's for that matter) in my mouth particularly appealing.
Imagine breaking your back trying to do that, and the paramedics having to come in and find you. :D
I heard about this guy who was able to use small narrow spaces - such as a toilet, and by squashing himself in at an angle was able to give himself a blowjob, last I heard he'd got himself stuck in a loo and had to be rescued. I don't know if this story is true, I don't know if its possible, I don't think I want to find out!!
lol a friend of mine claims he can do it....and claims he has video to prove it but no one's ever actually wanted to watch it.......and guys are some horny mother fukers.....i mean i hear about guys and suckin their own dicks all the time...ain't never heard once of a woman even thinking of licking their own cunt....
i cant help but be reminded of that movie clerks.
i think i've seen that...is it mostly (or fully) in black and white??? lol if it is i know exactly what part of the movie you're thinking of...when they're going to the funeral and the cooler of the two is like my cousin snapped his own neck by trying to suck him self off...and then the other dude ends up admiting that he would do it if he could, then gets called a sicko or soemthing to that affect...
trust me lads it can be done,i saw a show on tele once,it was the most outrageous things or sumting,anyways this foreign skinny bloke could sit down and pull his 2 legs over the back of his head and then bend his neck and suck himself off.the dirty bastard cums in his mouth and all................
TRUE STORY
do u have a key for them locks stedric
Not sure if that was supposed to be an insult, but feel free to elaborate if it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by professer evil
i can do it, not very far... but can do it.
i tried but heard my spine crack so i stiopped,, actually it was justr 5 mins ago cuz i just thought about it,, but i think id break my back
ok ima end up regretting this but when i was more slender i could lick my dick...and i tried like hell...i'm only now saying it...becasue someone else put they did/tried.....but i just know ima feel like the loser dude on clerks....
Damn yall are wierd as fuck
i tried few times and i could almost suck it
hahahhaa
I used to practice a lot... I could keep my mouth on the head, that's it...
LMFAO at slipknot and mellow.Didn't you have a bong called the cock-bong to slipknot??
damn.....
Word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Budking
yea i did lol....what can i say? being 15 and a virgin was too much for me to handle i wanted to expereince something....i got laid shortly after that too...grr i did it for nothing!
Anyone can if you hvae a rib removed.
LOL u guys are craziest than me. hahhahaha
Ew.
Some of you dudes need to get laid.
Well I am a female but my opinion is unless your bloody flexiable then you have no chance in the world, and second just go out find a chicky and score do yourself a favour. :o ;) :D
marilyn manson had some ribs removed so he could suck his willy
Manson did not.....and my ex could eat her self....
why why would you ask such a thing
but to answere the question yes it can be done but you must be well endowed
Yeah, thats an old urban myth. But you just KNOW there is some crazy guy out there that did that. **shudders**
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Originally Posted by RidingHigh
O.M.F'n.G...... :D :) :D
that is my ultimate fanatsy position to be able to fuck a woman who can do that at the same time.....
good stuff ive never seen it done in real life but i have seen a guy giving himself head on a pic.It did not interest me much he looked too uncomfortable.
well when you find a guy that can do it and be comfterable at the same time.....tell him to go be a contourtunist (sp?) lol
its doable, its more work then its worth
my dick is so long i can scratch my back with it.
3 in every 1000 can supposedly do it. I'm not sure if it's true or not. Aleax told me that.
so... one in every 333.33333 ?
1/2 in every 166.6665.
I've seen porn of every possible thing EXCEPT a chick eating herself.
Umm tried it, maybe if my dick was longer lol, but otherwise nope couldnt even lick it, lol
Wow, really? That is quite a trick to have a chick capable of eating herself... It's much easier to try and suck your own dick (external genetalia really helps) :) than it is for a girl. Was she extremely flexable, like a contortionist?Quote:
Originally Posted by RidingHigh
Marylin Manson did not have a rib removed, it is an urban myth, one he refers to in his autobiog.
Bill Hicks broached this subject beautifully. I'll try and quite it from memory:
"Many guys in the audience ever try and suck their own cock? You know what I'm talking about......1 vertebrae, thats all that stopping you. There are men in the audience going "honey I have no idea what he's talking about....shall we go" but you know what I'm talking about. Trust me. Ladies, if men could blow themselves, you'd be here on your own............................................... .....looking at an empty stage!"
What a man
I heard prince had that done .
I think i might too :D
Mind you i can get a finger up my bum without much bother. Not quite the same though is it .