I read another thread talking about which hole is which. I really don't wanna fuck that up. Any tips.
Printable View
I read another thread talking about which hole is which. I really don't wanna fuck that up. Any tips.
there is only one hole ur dick can fit into...Just have her guide your dick.
Hittin the wrong hole can be a problem, and the chick will yell if she doesn't like the one that you're in. The bigger problem is when you think you're takin care o'bizznass and she says "Is it in yet " .
Or maybe I was the only one to struggle with this the first few times on the horse.
Probably wanna stick it in the vagina, that's the first hole from her belly button.
ahahhaahha^^
Why are you laughing at me? I think it's a fairly reasonable question. I come on the boards because i'm not alienated in what i say. I dont fucking appreciate you laughing at my question.
but maybe that's not what your laughing at...
I agree! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by wannagethigh
QUOTE-DonnieDarko Hittin the wrong hole can be a problem, and the chick will yell if she doesn't like the one that you're in. The bigger problem is when you think you're takin care o'bizznass and she says "Is it in yet " .
Or maybe I was the only one to struggle with this the first few times on the horse.
hahaha BURN oh that would be so embarrasing i would go limp
go with whichever fits ya best heh. She will let ya know if you fuck it up.
I would imagine the first time you'll be so excited that you won't even get in the hole before you shoot your load!
Here ya go, this chart should clear it right up for ya: http://hon.nucleusinc.com/generateexhibit.php?ID=4508
Have fun! :)
take it slow... and let the good times roll
tie her up before you mount her,that way whatever hole ur in she cant do a thing about it but scream
are you kidding me with this shit?
The only chick that ever let me tie her up didn't care which hole I put it in :DQuote:
Originally Posted by professer evil
yes it is a fairly resonable question especially when you haven't had the experience before......my first tip would be to get ahold of some porn and just watch what they do and try to immitate it....also you could tell her before hand "that you don't really have any experience and to have patients with you and all you wanna do is please her so could you please tell me exactly what you want" also if you need help findin the right hole then you could eat her out first to get a general idea of what is down there......good luckQuote:
Originally Posted by naturalmystic
It's a great question, I know from experience. It's just unusual that a guy would have the confidence to ask it, as the macho types (like me) wanna believe that we don't need any directions.Quote:
Originally Posted by naturalmystic
The right answer is to have her guide it. After 26 years of marriage, I still need some guidance, especially with some awkward positions.
ALso, I found the hardest problem with the part of sex, especially when it is your first time is you are doing it blindly. WHat mean by this is, especially if your in high school, your probably going to start out in the missionary position. IN this position you are so close to her you cant see whats going on down there. THis was my problem. I tied sticking it in while not being able to see and after about 20 seconds of embarassment (felt like 10 hours) she just said "let me do this," in a helpful and understanding tone. SO when you do fuck up shes gonna know it and she will most likely take the initiative to help u and her out lol.
i appreciate the serious answers.
Hit up all the holes. That way you can't go wrong
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hektik
HA HA HA that shit is fucken HILARIOUS!
dude....what happened?
If i were you i would have a little feel around just to get an idea of where it is so you dont just poke her anywhere and be gentle.Definatley dont rush as it will be hard for you to do it.The first time i did it we were both virgins both17 and he had no idea but neither did i.We had such a laugh when it finally happened as we tried a few times before that with nothing.It was about 2 months after we first tried before it penetrated.It was great because we were so comfortable with each other and were together about 6 mths sleeping in the same bed weekends nothing happened except u know just playing around but no sex.It might not happen first try so dont force it and wait till another time when you are both relaxed.
Ever wonder how animals never have problems finding the right hole?
surely its not THAT complicated theres two holes. (if you think its any of the others you ARE stupid) nothing wrong with asking her for a little help.
you got laid yet?
ANIMALS: 1Quote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
NATURALMYSTIC: 0
try again next time! hahahaha im sorry but this is the dumbest question ive ever heard!!!!!!!11 its got to be a joke :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by naturalmystic