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Okay, so over the weekend I got caught having a party and my parents think we smoked weed there so today I took a drug test at the doctor's. The last time I smoked was on Monday at like 3 PM, but since then I've been drinking a lottttttt of water. Like all I've done is drinken so much water since Monday and I even drank a bottle of water right before the drug test. Do you think I'll show up positive, I'm pretty sure I will:-\.
Yes. Yes, you will. You are screwed. Have a nice day!
Aye, your caught rotten mate.
Damn tho your parents are mental!!
What do you mean your parents "think" you smoked weed? Don't you mean your parents "know" you smoked weed? lol :)
How old are you and why couldn't you object to the drug test? What would your parents say if you just came out and said - 'mum, dad, I smoke weed'?
If it all turns to shit you can always run away with the circus. :eek:
The life of a Carnie is a Grand state of living
Are you sure I didn't drain out my system. I mean I've been drinking so much water that I can't take it anymore.
If weed shows up on a drug test that you smoked weed would you get arrested?
Mayeb it would work if you took B vitamins or something..... but no, your pretty much screwed.
No I won't, but the doctor said it would go on a lot of records in my life which pretty much sucksQuote:
Originally Posted by givemesomeweed
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Originally Posted by Hit That Dutch
HAHA, He lied
There are no records LOL that is pretty funny, and u should have just fessed up cuz it will be a dirty piss test, damn kids these days..........
Next time, Just say no.
Seriously do you all think they would make a special concentration camp for people who refused to take a test? It'd be interesting to see what would happen if enough people said "bugger off" when they were told they had to take a drug test.
Years ago I wanted a part time job when I was in school, and got accepted immediately at a local McDonalds. The "manager" said I could start the next day, but I had to shave my upper lip; it was against the dress code. It was a great pleasure to tell the guy that I might consider it, for a "real" job, but to work at McDonalds? No fucking way. I never regretted it. This shit has gone far enough.
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why ask a question if your not going to be happy with the answer? were you all exspecting us to say? yes everyhting will be alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hit That Dutch
YOUR SCREWED DUDE!
END OF SUBJECT :p
Nah...B vitamins just add color to highly diluted urine. I HAVE passed a pre-employment drug test 48 hours after smoking by using the dilution method of drinking lots and lots of water, along with taking B vitamins to add color to my urine, and taking aspirin, which alledgedly masks positive results in SOME types of tests. It really depends upon the type of test and the levels needed for a positive result.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydrizzle
Really, though, like everyone else here has said, you need to prepare for the worst.
If your Feeling Lucky You Could drop a 1/4 tab of ural into the pee jar.
you'll just have to wait for it to stop frothing before you hand it back..lol..
If your Truley Desperate.
Or find a Clean freind.
Bag the pee.
Keep it under your arm.(to keep it Pee warm).
then drop it in the Jar...
Feeelin Lucky...:)
ya one of my friends borrowed someone elses piss, but the piss exploded under his armpit so he had piss alover and his parents killed him(not literally) cause its pretty much a given why he had someone elses piss on him... but they for some reason they still made him take the test, and he passed it... ironic no? so if i was you i would just come clean, cause parents usually get even more pissed if they find out the hard way...
Drinking water more than a few hours before a drug test is completely pointless. It helps a few hours before the test to dilute the urine you will be pissing, but before that it has no effect. This is because THC metabolites are stored in fat, and they melt off into the bloodstream steadily which goes into the urine until there is no metabolites left in the fat. If you exercise regularly you have a great advantage, but I still wouldn't risk it. Its simple just get a clean friends piss in a syringe and a condom (make sure the piss is not more that 48 hours old though), and heat it up under the tap with warm water then use it. Quite easy really and it gives you a feeling of "Yes!!! I beat the System"
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Originally Posted by XTC
LOL...good one! it struck home as i had to do it over a summer...
well, now that i think about it...it was actually one of the best jobs ever!!! (just not much of a future...lots of chicks and parties tho)