a story of mine...

so everyone else is telling good stories, ill tell one of my recent ones...


have you ever gotten really high before you needed to do something?

well im taking summer classes at my college, and its been like a week since i smoked, and its a friday, i only have one class, so i decide to roll a joint in the morning to chill me out for the day... its around 11 or so, and my class isnt till two, so im like okay good, i have plenty of time to relax and then get back on my feet and be good to go for class at 2... so i smoke it, and just watch tv, and i realize that I am baked hardcore... i kinda forgot how much weed affects me after i havent done it in a few days... so im chillin and whatever... waiting for the high to wear off, and it is still going strong around 1....

so i drive to campus, and walk around for a bit trying to straighten myself out (cause its def. obvious im stoned, one of those great highs where time is slowed down and you're in your own little world) and i start getting parinoid my teacher is gonna know (its a small class, only 10 students) and i start contemplating wether or not i should just skip it...

well i decide to go... and im out in front of the classroom like 15 minutes or so early, sittin on a bench, and this girl from class comes up and sits next to me and starts talking to me... and classes had just started like a week or two ago and i didnt really know her that well or anything, so im trying to make a good impression and sound like a cool guy, but i am still so baked, and i know she could tell... i felt so embarassed haha... and then then this other girl comes up, and goes up to the door and looks at it and sees that the teacher left a note on the door saying class is cancelled... i was so happy i didnt have to deal with that! i went home and just chilled out some more, but i still felt like an ass for talking to that girl so out of my mind and probably sounding stupid... hahah oh well at least i got out of class

ive only gone to class high a few other times, and it was this one huge class with like 200 people and i could just sit in the back and enjoy myself...

anyone else have a similar experince?

I don't know man, if she was talking to you always a good sign. If she really thought you were freaking weird or a moron for being high, I think she would have stopped talking to you. Also, I'm always surprised how easy it is to cover the fact that your high, as long as you aren't SUPER blitzed. Not sure where you were, but you drove and walked around and such, so I'm assuming you were decent. Also, what is your professor going to do? As long as you don't have any on you, he can't get you in trouble with the school, and if he is any kind of professional his personal opinion of you won't matter when grades come around. As long as your eyes weren't bloodshoot you should be fine.

yeah i had similar things happenwhen i was at school- misjudging the amount your smoking and going into class completely baked with all your mates in class clocking you in about two seconds. nightmare. this one time i had Geography and id gone out for a cheeky lunchtime spli then went and sat in our common room and everyone was coming up to me and saying i better have a free period next cos i looked fucked! i went to the class and just literally sat there staring at this sheet of paper for the whole 45 minutes! im not sure if my teacher realised or not but if she did, she obviously was quite chilled about it cos she didnt say anything about it.

Well im 2 stoned right now to tell u the story so i'll tell u later=)

Peace out brutha's

On 420, me and 2 other friends went over to this dude's house and hotboxed his jeep before school. I was so fucking high. So anyways, 1st period, we're watching some fucked up video about diversity. I had one friend from our hotbox session who was in my class and we both just could not stop laughing. The host to the show was this little asian boy. Everytime he talked I would burst out laughing. It was the hardest i've ever laughed. It was unbelievably funny. So when the bell rings, my teacher tells me and my buddy to stay after. So she sits us down and says "We need to get our life back together". And that was it. She didn't get us in trouble, she didn't report us, she didn't yell at us. she simply said get your life back together. I felt bad about laughing at the Asian kid.

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Originally Posted by naturalmystic

On 420, me and 2 other friends went over to this dude's house and hotboxed his jeep before school. I was so fucking high. So anyways, 1st period, we're watching some fucked up video about diversity. I had one friend from our hotbox session who was in my class and we both just could not stop laughing. The host to the show was this little asian boy. Everytime he talked I would burst out laughing. It was the hardest i've ever laughed. It was unbelievably funny. So when the bell rings, my teacher tells me and my buddy to stay after. So she sits us down and says "We need to get our life back together". And that was it. She didn't get us in trouble, she didn't report us, she didn't yell at us. she simply said get your life back together. I felt bad about laughing at the Asian kid.

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That's funny as hell. :D

ahah some shit is just so fuckin funny when your high and being in a controlled environment like school it makes it funnier

Shit i knew i should have posted my story b4 i got baked again oh well=/

i think ive posted this story before but one time i got high when my parents werent home, and then they bust home and their like YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE CoMING OVER and im like shittttt so their here and im the one whos serving coffee and cake, and my grandpa asks for a cup of coffee and a piece of cake, and i bring him back a piece of cake covered in coffee, and he just laughed and thought it was a joke. hahaha

Well my story is long but its worth it. I have a class where we set up stages for upcoming plays and things at our performing arts center. then when the play comes around we run all the lighting and audio and shit. for this particular play i was running a spotlight. for a whole week before the play we had rehearsals and then the play was on friday and then one at 2 on saturday and one at 8. so monday i went sober to make sure i knew it all right, and then the next day i just smoked a joint with another kid who was working so i wasnt too baked and could still function. but we reeked hardcore on this day and some kid walked in and i was up above where he and the kid i smoked with was and i heard "man it smells like marijuana in here" and our teacher was about 5 feet away. i just started craking up and everyone could hear me. the next three days i just got completely blitzed and fucked around the whole time i was there. when the show time came around i smoked a king size j of some kill, and then went to the show. i was in the performing arts center lobby walking around with no clue of what was going on with my big ass aviators on reeking like bud and everyone who came to watch the show was staring at me. but i got through that day and i was fine, the next day i got fucked up again and then went to the show. some goody good from my class started talking about how i was high and i just laughed it off thinking he was fuckin with me but everything just made me laugh so hard and shit it was a fun time. but then on monday back at school, in that class my teacher started lecturing. then about half way through it he started talking about the "condition we come to work shows in" and shit like that and just stared at me and the other two who were stoned. i started freaking out and shit but it never went any farther than that. then later on someone made a pot reference and the same teacher saw him, so the kid apologized. the teachers words were "oh no dont apologize everyone here is in the same boat with you" and just stared us down hardcore.



Another time me and two buddies got royally fucking stoned before class one day, and our first hour class just happened to be with a teacher who is totally against drugs and shit like that so it was a bad idea, but it was still fun. this teacher always told stupid jokes and he told one this day. i just laughed a little and that was all. but one of the kids i smoked with that morning started busting up i mean hardcore like for 2 or 3 minutes. and everyone was just staring at him and the all of a sudden he goes "that joke was fuckin stupid". he thought only a few people were listening but the whole class was.


And then another time i got fucked up and went to class. before class i had to stash my weed to where if the drug dogs came they wouldnt find it or know whos it was. so i asked a friend to come with me and look out but he said its time for class. i just kinda froze and for got what time it was. i asked him what hour we were in and he said school hasnt even started yet and i had like a hallucination that i had skipped all my classes and had just walked around the whole day. it was cool, but then i went to class and my teacher asked me how i was feeling. i said fine but he was talkin about my feet cause i was wearin sandals and it was a little chilly that day. i thought he knew i was fucked and he probably did but oh well. he was also my b-ball coach and one time before a game i smoked a foot long joint and went to go play basketball. it was a pretty good team we were playing and i figured i wasnt gonna play but he took one look at me and put me in. he had to know i was fucked up but oh well i got in and took a shot but got fouled hardcore but somehow i flung the ball up just right and it bounced around for like 10 seconds and fell in. everyone in the crowd was amazed because it was like an impossible shot with how hard i was fouled. then i made my free throw and thats it i started to sober up pretty quick after that.

yeah i thought i was only gonna tell one story too but i had more than one i like to get fucked up before school.

"That joke was fucking stupid"


haha, i laughed out loud when i read that. Good stuff

i laughed out load too

that second story was fucking funny

ok, this happened when i was in college. a friend and me were on an hr break before our next class started so my friend just came back from the keys and brough some weed back. i know how much i can normally smoke w/ out getting to shit faced for school. haha, but did not know about the stuff she brought back. we went to class and out teacher was giving a lecture on the reproductive system, and usually in class if a teacher would say penis or vagina, u can keep your cool, but stoned as hell, everytime she said those 2 words i laughed soooo loud and i couldnt stop, and my friend was laughing too, u know when u are so high u just cannot stop laughing?? well, it was like that. the teacher asked if there was a problem, i didnt want her to think we were laughing about that so i said i am sooo sorry but my friend said something sooo funny, i calmed down, but as soon as that word came again, i bursted out laughing again, i had to walk out, about 30 sec later my friend comes out laughing too, i was sooo embaressed to go back to class the next day, but i did, haha. that was some good weed! have to plan a trip to the keys!

When I first went to college I was a psych major. Early in my second semester I had read something about state dependent learning. The theory is that if you learn something under while in a certain state of mind (stressed, relaxed, depressed, etc) you can better apply that knowledge while in that same state of mind. So, being the weed smoking, psych major that I was I decided to do an experiment. Every night before a big exam in my abnormal psych class I would get really high before studying. Then the next day, just before my exam, I would also get really high. I did this for every test or exam that semester. Unfortunately, I failed to have anything to judge my results against, such as high studying/ not high during exam, so I couldn't really prove if my experiment worked. I did get an A in the class though.

Fengzi i was staring at your avatar for hours..I:M SO HIGH!

Fuck, back in High School, I would smoke right before homeroom or class, right outside the school too. Going to class blazed made the day that much better and acceptable. I participated so much when I was roasted. Hard part was getting tired when the high wore off.

fengzi, your experiment worked out that blazing gives u good grades, u got an A!!!!!! roll it up, lol makes u smarter, u think more on it, haha

I went to my expulsion hearing blazed as a mother fucker.....haha that was prolly important. I also used to smoek before my track meets i nthe porto potty when I was takigna my before track meet shit...so I'd take a huge dump and smoke a J and then go run and jump over thigns it was sweet as hell..I made it to the regionals and the nfucked up o na hurdle and tore soem shit in my foot...Lol good times