this chick

ok now iv known her for liek 6 mounths and she is teh most incredabal girl iv ever met i unger stand her perfictaly and she under stands me and teh problem is she has a bnoy friend taht she had for over a year and i was takken to her last night and she lieki wish i had soem one that under stood me and i told her that i did and i expained it to her basicaly explaining her self to her and she todl me she loved me and then she didnt knwo y she said it that it just felt right and now shes all confused and im allfucken confused and i mean i love weed more then aanything in teh entir world and i would give it up for good just so she woudl never get sad and idk what to do man cau si woudlnt do that for anyone can sopem one help me with that to do

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Haha! yeah man. We we can't help you with your problem if we cant read the thread!

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ok now iv known her for liek 6 mounths and she is teh most incredabal girl iv ever met i unger stand her perfictaly and she under stands me and teh problem is she has a bnoy friend taht she had for over a year and i was takken to her last night and she lieki wish i had soem one that under stood me and i told her that i did and i expained it to her basicaly explaining her self to her and she todl me she loved me and then she didnt knwo y she said it that it just felt right and now shes all confused and im allfucken confused and i mean i love weed more then aanything in teh entir world and i would give it up for good just so she woudl never get sad and idk what to do man cau si woudlnt do that for anyone can sopem one help me with that to do

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TRANSLATION: Okay, I've known this girl for about 6 months and she is the most incredible girl I've ever met. I understand her perfectly and she understands me (Translator's note: God I don't know how she does...). The problem is she has a boyfriend and they've been together over a year. I was talking to her the other night and she told me she wish she had someone that understood her. I told her that I did understand her. She then told me that she loved me and she didn't know why she said it, she said it just felt right. Now she's all confused and I'm all fucking confused (I would be too). I love weed more than anything in the entire world and I would give it up for good to make this girl happy. I don't know what to do because I wouldn't do that for anyone. Can someone help me with what to do?

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Okay, my advice is don't try anything with her. She has a boyfriend, period. It doesn't matter if she doesn't love him or loves you or he treats her bad, thats her decision to make, don't try to force it on her, you'll just end up making everything more complex. Go find a girl with less issues who's single. And learn how to type.

Approach her, remove old-chap form trousers, point at it with both index fingers and shout "SUCK ITTTT!!!!"

Or perhaps suggest a conversation over coffee?

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Originally Posted by Caruso329

Go find a girl with less issues who's single. And learn how to type.

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Agreed with advice. Single and less issues will make it easier.

Maybe he had a hard time typing because of all the listerine he drinks? :rolleyes:

Yeah, first of all if you try shit you'll get your ass busted, buddy, and second of all, once you actually get with her she might become a lot more difficult then you may see now and plus things could change. And plus if you go out and give your heart to her she could just end up falling back in love with her current boyfriend and leave your ass wasted and brokenhearted.

no way man iv seen her boy friend i would fucken curb sto,p him he cant fight at all

JEEZ MAN IS IT THAT HARD TO SPELL WELL. every fuckin thread u post is spelled like shit whats your problem man, thats pretty annoying.

jeez

Damn it jake0,i was gonna make a listerine comment.
Girl:Jaken kiss me
Jaken: :smooch::
Girl:How come your breath always is so fresh?
Jaken:Umm,uhhhh,errr .....nevermind.
As far as advice,go for it man.WHo cares if she's got a boyfriend.Spit some listerine in his face.Alright ill stop with the listerine comments.I do not judge people jaken,but just realize your never going to hear the end of your liserine binge.What you do is your own biz.Btw,your avitar is great.Good luck with the girl,but don't use corny pickup lines,and don't ask her if she wwants to get drunk,and then pull out a bottle of listerine.Peace

hahhahaha sorry i dont spell to well but illl try harder tp type bedder and thanks

Yay, ya i used to just type really fast and not give a damn what I spelled right, but then after I turned 13 I saw someone else typing like that so I started working on it and now I type good. Even when I am stoned, hence now. :)

haha you said hence

LOL

oh and i write fast and i can type well so just practice buddy pothead

people like jaken are the reason drugs are illegal

the girl has a boyfriend so dont do anything until shes single

maybe u should find someone in the dental industry? u guys could go for a romantic walk and spilt a freshly bought bottle of mint flavoured listerine

ya that was stupid but so is this thread

later

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maybe u should find someone in the dental industry? u guys could go for a romantic walk and spilt a freshly bought bottle of mint flavoured listerine

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HAHA Aw,come on,ease up on him.This listerine bashing shit isnt fuckin funny anymore.He's only human......

a human that drinks listerine recreationally LISTERINE LISTERINE LISTERINE.oksy ill stop i swear.sorry jaken

understand is one word

well she topld me she has feelings for me and i told hger i ahve feelings for her i just need wat fro themto brake up

lisen cut the fuken listerine comments seriousaly i lernd my fucken lession

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lisen cut the fuken listerine comments seriousaly i lernd my fucken lession

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*in english teacher voice* I believe you learned your "fuckIn lessOn" dear. for future referrence....


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Originally Posted by Funken Monken

Approach her, remove old-chap form trousers, point at it with both index fingers and shout "SUCK ITTTT!!!!"

Or perhaps suggest a conversation over coffee?

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ok that sounds like something i'd say to my wife.....and as for the listerine comments...c'mon guys he's only human.....so that means he has the potential to forget so don't let him...keep rubbin it in his face...although i guess i'm not much better what with all the drugs i've done....but hey, atleast i can spell right....and i've never even contemplated drinking listerine :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

whats all this drinkin listerine all about??? if you like listerine then you should try drinkin it mixed with vodka and red bull and while ur at it spell ur shit right. as for a girl already havin a fella................

fuck that bitch and take her from her fella,if u had a model on ur arm im sure every other cunt you know would be tryin 2 fuck her

hmm maybe we need to start having licenses to use the internet...either that or dudes fingers are way fat. therefore, jake, my advice is to stop eating nachos...stick with brussel sprouts, carrots and whole grain cereals from now on. also, i have no qualms seeing u eat roadkill..everyone finds that amusing (even if they deny it!!)
i hope this helps :)

Take her into your 1982 Honda Civic.

If she sticks her finger up your butt when she's blowing you... she likes you.

If she says she has feelings for you...chances are she wont be with her bf for too much longer...once you got the oppurtunity grab that shit by the balls and take it...thats the only way to get what you want man.