First thing you'll do in Heaven??

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05-27-2005, 01:55 PM
LOVElife

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Whats happening bruvs n sis's! Just been wondering what the first thing you would do when you get to Heaven, like your one dream person to meet?

Personally I'd head straight to Elvis and tell him who his fuckin daughter married!!!! hahahaha!!! Bet he would be livid!!

Anyways who would it be for you?

Keep it real :D
05-27-2005, 01:59 PM
Gumby

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

go straight to jesus and tell him what happend to his religion... he's be more livid that elvis...
05-27-2005, 02:01 PM
StarcommanderX

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Id go straight to the buffet line.
05-27-2005, 02:03 PM
NoosaHeads

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Find stevie ray vaughn & Bob Marly and start a Reggea/blues Band.
after I have inspected and tested Gods Crop of Buds.. of course...
05-27-2005, 02:04 PM
BUZz UK

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

be astounded at the fact there was a God! I've got £2o riding on that....
05-27-2005, 02:06 PM
LOVElife

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Still think Elvis would be most upset!!! I mean imagine your own daughter getting married to Michael "fukn" Jackson!!
05-27-2005, 02:09 PM
Gumby

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

ya but he's was awesome for a while.. the guy only went weirdo in the psat few years... i still rock out to abc 123 and all the jackson 5 shit... he WAS good too... no just jumpped off the deepend and kept falling
05-27-2005, 02:11 PM
Reefer Rogue

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Go to the naked busty-beautiful-blonde-section. :D
05-27-2005, 02:20 PM
psychocat

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Abraham Lincoln and George Washington to tell them what a mess has been made of the country they loved so much.
05-27-2005, 02:34 PM
FRANKFRANKFRANK

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Quote:

Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

Id go straight to the buffet line.

Haha... now that you say it, I'd do that too.

I'd get high with Jesus and him and I would eat from a mile long buffet... Mmm...
05-27-2005, 02:36 PM
amsterdam

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

go see my dad and chill out.
05-27-2005, 02:37 PM
sawleaf

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Take a nap.
05-27-2005, 02:42 PM
EverydayJunglist

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Quote:

Originally Posted by amsterdam

go see my dad and chill out.

I'd do the same man,but i dunno......i'd like to think there is a heaven.Weird shit i got some bone thugs"crossroads" playin, when i seen this post.Creepyness
05-27-2005, 04:07 PM
thewooman

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

i dont belive in heaven, just like belive in a god. i think when we die we live our lifes all over again, but look diffrent and have diffrent parents, and we would'nt remember our past life, and that the meaning of life is just to carry on living. ever wish you were a person? a peson who has som,thing better than you, or ever wish you were a women/man? then once you die you could become next a man/women or whatever... i dont think im making any sense.

oh well....
05-27-2005, 04:09 PM
mellow mood

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

i would fuck few angels. they seem to have some nice asses!
05-27-2005, 04:14 PM
Darkneon420

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

I'de ask for a huge house for all my loved ones and their loved ones to live. Then i'de go out and sit, drink wine, and talk with all the prophets. It would be great! I'de also spark up a few joints :D
05-27-2005, 04:38 PM
carmzilla

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

i'm hoping i get to linger on earth to haunt people. if not than i would just sit in awe over the fact that i actually got into heaven.
05-27-2005, 05:24 PM
likemclever

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOVElife

Still think Elvis would be most upset!!! I mean imagine your own daughter getting married to Michael "fukn" Jackson!!

Yeah well, guess what my brother word on the street is that when he beats his child molestation charges he's moving to Europe......haha.

Now you fuckers accross the pond can get a little taste of what we've been dealing with.

say hi to Michael for me...
05-27-2005, 05:27 PM
likemclever

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

First thing I would do when I get to heaven is tell God I'm really really really really really really really really really sorry...
05-27-2005, 05:28 PM
hipEstoner

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

i'd chill with bob marley
05-27-2005, 05:54 PM
TheLion

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

Go to the naked busty-beautiful-blonde-section. :D

I'd do that, but I'd change it to brunettes and they have to be natural...
05-27-2005, 05:54 PM
TheLion

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Quote:

Originally Posted by mellow mood

i would fuck few angels. they seem to have some nice asses!

and that
05-27-2005, 05:55 PM
TheLion

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Quote:

Originally Posted by likemclever

First thing I would do when I get to heaven is tell God I'm really really really really really really really really really sorry...

....and that
05-27-2005, 06:05 PM
DonnieDarko

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

I'd probabably get kicked out for something stupid like taking the lords name in vain or coveting my neighbors wife. I don't think that I'd fit in there.
05-27-2005, 06:44 PM
Mojavpa

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

have gay sex of course :)
05-27-2005, 06:57 PM
looseends

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

find my daddy and my granddaddy and toke up with the both of them.
05-27-2005, 07:06 PM
LOVElife

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Quote:

Originally Posted by thewooman

i dont belive in heaven, just like belive in a god. i think when we die we live our lifes all over again, but look diffrent and have diffrent parents, and we would'nt remember our past life, and that the meaning of life is just to carry on living. ever wish you were a person? a peson who has som,thing better than you, or ever wish you were a women/man? then once you die you could become next a man/women or whatever... i dont think im making any sense.

oh well....

Yeah I can dig it bruv!!! Ive thought the same myself!!
05-27-2005, 07:24 PM
IntrepidS

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Well supposing that heaven is real (which is not something that I believe), the first thing I'd do is find my dad.
05-27-2005, 07:39 PM
ermitonto

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

First thing I would do is renounce my atheism, learn about how an omniscient and omnipotent being are not really logically incompatible with free will, how all those apparent contradictions in the Bible work into logic, and things like that.

Then I'd go on a crime spree, just to see what would happen.
05-27-2005, 07:42 PM
LOVElife

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOVElife

Whats happening bruvs n sis's! Just been wondering what the first thing you would do when you get to Heaven, like your one dream person to meet?

Personally I'd head straight to Elvis and tell him who his fuckin daughter married!!!! hahahaha!!! Bet he would be livid!!

Anyways who would it be for you?

Keep it real :D

This was obviously a joke so the real thing i would do would be apologise to mother (not that ive been bad),in fact quite respectable but just feel I never fully filled my potential, THEN I'D GO AND WAIT FOR AN APOLOGY FROM MY DAD FOR HIS LACK OF PARENTAL SKILLS AND LACK OF WORDS (NIL BY MOUTH SPRINGS TO MIND) btw they are still happily alive and well!
05-28-2005, 07:08 PM
duppy man

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

this is nothing to do with thread I would just like to ask likemclever what the significance of his av......its lady Godiva
right back to the thread,,,I think I would head to the most likely looking toker and ask directions to where I can get some weed there has got to be some in heaven as god created it
05-28-2005, 07:40 PM
robert42

First thing you'll do in Heaven??

SHAKE BOB MARLEYS HAND

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