are you women all little bitches??

i'm sorry for the blunt (heh) thread title, but last night really pissed me off. my school's having this summer conference thing for a bunch of highschools around the nation and I ran into 2 hot senior girls. they first asked for directions, then we had idle conversation, then they inquiried of some cannabis consumption. I was a gentleman and kindly offered to smoke them up back at my dorm and help get them back to where they were staying and maybe hang out. Then right away they change their minds and say that they're going to a party to meet up with some guys. What ungrateful little whores. What I got was that they wanted me to get them high, but then take a fucking hike. It wasn't even like I wanted to do anything sexual (granted I would have), and I thought I made that clear by saying we'd smoke and just hang out and maybe talk a bit. What bitches, everyone expects something for nothing these days. And here I am, I always thought ladies liked to "just talk" sometimes, and that's basically what I'm offereing.

I should have made an ass of them and pointed out when I smelt one of their water bottles of vodka and mostly smelt water--essentially they watered the fuck out of it down. but no I was nice. and they were clearly pretending to be drunk when they really weren't, no slurred speech, they walked fine, etc. What a bunch of bitches and fakes, hopefully they got gangbanged at some frat party and photos of their shame are floating about on the internet.

As Hunter Thompson said, "you can leave a person, but you can never leave a drug." My best friend at my old college I haven't seen in over 3 months and we're in the same state so can't blame inconvinience, and then those fucking girls, man, i ain't never gonna get a woman if all you ladies act like that. Thompson's got it right dead on. People especially women are all swindling fucks.

I'd honestly go gay if I didn't find men's bodies and pounding/being pounded in the ass so repulsive. Even just talking with a woman would be nice but it appears that I'm just not good enough.

Don't worry the tables will turn. I make an effort to treat all my girlfriends as badly as possible and they love it, they are all hiding behind insecurities about their popularity and they will do anything to make more people love them, if you don't thats when they are prepared to go the extra yard (0.9m in the EU) to make you like them. This is the point where you get them drunk and takes lots of photos and share them with your online chums

it's more than that, i'm almost 20 and have yet to have a girlfriend or anything that could be construed as a relationship. being merely practical, a life of drugs and music is what's instore for me.

m 29 and I can fit music, drugs women and computer games into my life. I would stop worrying about it. The only time I have touble getting laid is because my stonerism means I am quiet if I go out or just can't be arsed going out. Not all ladies like stoners so don't always present yourself as one. Once you have a girlfriend they become a pain in the arse, but when you don't have one you wished you did.
Here are a few tips that might help you.

1.) With a friend go and hire pilot suits and go to a bar near an airport. And tell lies.

2.) Approach female ask if you can kiss her, if she says no move onto the next one. repeat until successful. Dont forget to lie to them about how nice the kiss was and how nice their eyes are.

3.) Girls love a victim but they dont love a loser, its a thin line but you will learn to walk, again remeber lieing is your friend.

4.) Borrow a friends baby and walk around the local park telling anyone who will listen that even though you are not the father you are looking after your ex who has run off with someone elses baby. Lieing is also your friend.

Remember that telling lies works.

if I lie that'd just make me a fake like those dirty whores.

I would make you better because you would be getting what you wanted not doing what they wanted. Besides you'll know when you meet the right girl because you can be yourself and not have to lie.

eh thats the way it is man some girls are bitches, some are not. what did u think they would do? threesome? lol

i mean if sum1 offers me a smoke a smoke with him or her, talk and then i say bye (cept if its a nice girl) anyway lol..

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

eh thats the way it is man some girls are bitches, some are not. what did u think they would do? threesome? lol

i mean if sum1 offers me a smoke a smoke with him or her, talk and then i say bye (cept if its a nice girl) anyway lol..

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If the weeds good enough it doesn't matter if its a girl

it was more the attitude. essentially it was as if they were asking for free weed simply because they thought they were hot shit (which they were) and because they talked to me warranted my giving them weed right there. i just think its rude for someone who is offered booze or weed to just use them to get fucked up and then ditch them. similar to what happened with my friend who always offered us free booze. his other friends would bring complete strangers to get fucked up for free at his place, drinking his expensive booze, no keystone light shit, then go to a bigger more popular party already fucked up and not having to drink nasty cheap college booze, and not telling him or some of the other people of the other wild party. i look like a fucking stoner--led zeppeling shirt, long hair, scrawny white kid. they probably figured they I had weed, and right until I got them stoned, I was the coolest kid in town, then after, I'm just a sucker for some hot girls wanting to get stoned them going off elsewhere.

oh well, it just gets old that all my interactions with the ladies never turns into a carnal affair.

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Originally Posted by amberler

1.) With a friend go and hire pilot suits and go to a bar near an airport. And tell lies.

2.) Approach female ask if you can kiss her, if she says no move onto the next one. repeat until successful. Dont forget to lie to them about how nice the kiss was and how nice their eyes are.

3.) Girls love a victim but they dont love a loser, its a thin line but you will learn to walk, again remeber lieing is your friend.

4.) Borrow a friends baby and walk around the local park telling anyone who will listen that even though you are not the father you are looking after your ex who has run off with someone elses baby. Lieing is also your friend.

Remember that telling lies works.

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Words to live by...

Get a girl that already smokes that why she aint goin to be usin you for weed an you straight away have some common ground

i'm a woman and i don't feel that i'm a little bitch at all, it does suck that those chix used you for your weed that's not cool

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Originally Posted by 5HT

if I lie that'd just make me a fake like those dirty whores.

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the things he told you are to get you laid not have a relationship...there are chics out there who are just looking for a fuck and move on or a fuck buddy they can call when they get in one of their sappy moods ....when they do that do whatever they want as far asyou'll take it (obviously don't go robbing a bank or anything) because before it's all over and done with she's gonna fuck you or somthing......if you are just a normal every day person you are probably going to have to lie here and there to seem more appealing to the chics...unless you are lik eone of those guys that chics drop to their knees because they find you so attractive...but that dooesn't sound to be the case here

You have to get a humble ho....

word^

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

the things he told you are to get you laid not have a relationship...there are chics out there who are just looking for a fuck and move on or a fuck buddy they can call when they get in one of their sappy moods ....when they do that do whatever they want as far asyou'll take it (obviously don't go robbing a bank or anything) because before it's all over and done with she's gonna fuck you or somthing......if you are just a normal every day person you are probably going to have to lie here and there to seem more appealing to the chics...unless you are lik eone of those guys that chics drop to their knees because they find you so attractive...but that dooesn't sound to be the case here

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I am one of those guys that chicks froth at the gash when they see, It takes a terrible strain upon me. Basically I have to sit like Simon Cowell in the corner of the bar and after a series of aptitude tests I manage to narrow it down to the lucky 5 that are gonig to get to have me that night.

Seriouly though tell lies to girls its not difficult and gets easier with time. Sometimes it's prudent to make notes on what lies you have told what girl. Telling lies to girls also makes it easier to dump them as they find out from an 'anonymous' tip-off what a complete twat bag you are and heh presto no snot, no tears and no more 'blub blub sniffle can we make it work I promise'.

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Originally Posted by TheLion

Words to live by...

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Thank you sire. Apart from point 4 as it makes fuck all sense