ok,, so ima start a new one,, everybody add a little part of the story when they post,, ok here it goes..
ONE day jim was walking down the street puffing on a fat joint when suddenly out of nowhere-
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ok,, so ima start a new one,, everybody add a little part of the story when they post,, ok here it goes..
ONE day jim was walking down the street puffing on a fat joint when suddenly out of nowhere-
an alien spacecraft crash lands a few yards away from him causing him to fall over from the shockwave
he gets up and realizes his joints gone, its time for the alien scum to pay
...so having licked the wrap of oil he kept in his wallet for emergencies, he pulled out his.....
shades, stuck them on, and strolled towards the rapidly disembarking alien hoards...
"alright boy's?" he said cheerily, and pulled out his...
bong and challenged them to a smoking contest while standing on one foot and-
busting a nut
on the alien scums face
the alien returned the gesture, thinking it was an Earth greeting...
this may be true ahhahaha
thats why they're breeding with us to start a alien hybrid race......
with jizz all over there face
and cocks the size of giant squashes.
we throw our manhood over our shoulders and begin to
After all of the mess was cleaned up with super space towels, he lit and fat one and...
went to school to learn to read and rite and spell before
vicoius dogs ran rampart through london but....Quote:
Originally Posted by sykobabble
but in fact he smoked some alien hybrid radioactive weed. if was so fucked up he...
don't mind me, just in to turn the page, shhhhhhh ;)
was able to fly. so he flew and flew and flew finally ending up in
tibet
then he met the dalai lama which offered him a smoke with his new crop. so they...
got rly high and..
he realized it wasnt dalai lama that offered him a smoke but buddha. the alien weed made him returning in time. he was now...
enlightened.."where should i go now" he said to himself as he..
the dali lama of aliens and pot so he ventured out into the new world and soon began to grow and teach sence he went to school way back when
he woke up in his class and just realized he dreamt all this shit. so...
Awwwww mellow, wot a cope out!!!!!! edit it quick ;) ~lol~Quote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
he proceded to roll a joint hiding it under his desk as he rolled it when suddenly..
it must of atleast been a wet dream after
when suddently he found in his pockets some of buddha's shit. he just couldnt beleive it so he invited sum friends to try the shit so they...
floated back to alien encounters and soon began to
went back to his house after school and rolled a white owl and played some russian roulette when my...
Filled another pipe and considered the meaning of life...
see all kinds of mad things. He swirled in a haze of colours, until he saw bob marley ride by on the back of a giant swan. He tossed him an eitgh of the stickiest shit ever and said...
can i ride your swan?
before i hit my face on the lawn and turn into
Who me? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
now it is time to move along with that i say throw verces another way,story.gory.long.dont let em attack our brains as we
he smoked and smoked and smoked with bob marley until there was none left, looking at his watch jim realized he was late for....