Got my pod jacked!

The ultimate lesson to always go to college.

I had an English Language resit exam today which I totally wasted compared to last year so felt I didn't need to go to my lesson which started afterwards.
Was waiting at the train station, scrolling through the tunes on my Ipod when some fucking townie grabbed it out of my hand and kept running. I took off after him instantly but one of his boyfriends clotheslined me from behind as he ran past in front of about 100 gibbering students.

What lower class, dickless inbreds like these people need to know is their place in society. Can't afford your own MP3 player? Curl up and die rather then prey on people with an education :mad: .

I'm beginning to welcome Labor's return.

maybe u should go to the weight room and get bigger so next time you dont get your ass jacked. but that sucks bad, i hate thiefs of any sort.

Fuckin chavs. :mad:

damn,,, lets hunt him down and take his house!!i ment his cardboard box!!!

I would have whipped out a random samurai sword and went ninja on his ass

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Originally Posted by rhino44

maybe u should go to the weight room and get bigger so next time you dont get your ass jacked. but that sucks bad, i hate thiefs of any sort.

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I don't think Basher having extra muscles would of kept him from gettin jacked. That sucks though dude.

people like that prey on a certain type, usually not the type that can woop their ass

But say Basher has his ipod in his hand holding it out, its not gonna make a difference if he has a big amount of muscles becasue the guys sees the ipod as easy prey, not him. :cool:

id go steal someone elses i pod,, lol

maybe if he had bigger muscles he would of held on to it. but this is a dumb argument so ill stop with the muscle thing

I couldn't imagine, and don't want to imagine, gettin my pod stolen. I would probably fight someone if they even joked about it, and I'm not into fighting. True, this is a dumb arguement lol.

Yeah, cut me some slack you lot. The guy came out of nowhere and ran like the little bitch he was. My flight/fight reaction had it's own plan, bundle the bastard and grab it out of his hand. If it weren't for his mate, I could have gotten it back. :(

I hope his council flat burns down, his 46 family members along with it.

He'll get his eventually. What a bastard though. The world would be a much better place without thieves.

at least you didn't sell it for crack, like Powair....

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Originally Posted by BUZz UK

at least you didn't sell it for crack, like Powair....

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lololol.!!!111

Anyway, yeah, I actually thought the same thing at the beginning of this thread. -laughs- Go powair. You've made an image that will stick in the heads of of random people around the world. ((or at least the UK and the US, maybe Australia))

lol, where is she anyhow?

Lol, harsh but true!

Is that you in your avator Buzz? You look like a joker.

GO UK STONERS!! :D DOWN WITH UK TOWNIE COCKS!

yes i do truly understand how you feell....and why me?....i should have...or would have.....its been done......the person who ripped you off will pay dearly in kharma for the rest of his life........

sorry dude....keep positive because there is still beautiful people out there.....

^^true that. Just remember it was only a possesion (sp). It can be replaced. It just may take a while lol.

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Originally Posted by Button Basher

Yeah, cut me some slack you lot. The guy came out of nowhere and ran like the little bitch he was. My flight/fight reaction had it's own plan, bundle the bastard and grab it out of his hand. If it weren't for his mate, I could have gotten it back. :(

I hope his council flat burns down, his 46 family members along with it.

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Did you atelast beat the other guy who clothslined you? Damn id be so pissed off id have to beat someones ass

Yeah, i'm a positive guy. I'm kinda glad for the experience, know what I mean? :p
I'm glad my first instinct was to go after the guy, it's been a while since I was in a situation like that. :D
It was a present from my Aunt and she said she's gonna buy me a new one anyway (she can get them cheap). Just gonna get stoned tonight and fuck the whole scenario.

I would have penguin, but the other guy got me on the run like the little faggot he was so by the time I was on my feet they were long gone.

Oh well, maybe they ran into the road after and got creamed by a truck. :) It helps to think positive.

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Originally Posted by JSTA

^^true that. Just remember it was only a possesion (sp). It can be replaced. It just may take a while lol.

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just a possesion? McCauley Caulkin, like many others, has spent hundreds of hours adding songs onto ipods, McCauley Caulkin has almost 10,000 now

if someone were to steal McCauley Caulkin;s ipod, McCauley Caulkin would descend from the heavens and wreak havoc upon the creatures of the earth

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Originally Posted by McCauley Caulkin

just a possesion? McCauley Caulkin, like many others, has spent hundreds of hours adding songs onto ipods, McCauley Caulkin has almost 10,000 now

if someone were to steal McCauley Caulkin;s ipod, McCauley Caulkin would descend from the heavens and wreak havoc upon the creatures of the earth

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HAHAHAHAHAHA lmao
either this is the best weed I've ever smoked
or you are just the funniest fecker ~lol~ :p :D

call the police and give em the description of those fuckers. that sucks man in top of that ipod is fuckin expensive

learn to fight hurt as many as u can. the kind of people who steal are smackheads, crackheads and pussies. and all of them are soft as shit.

I'm glad that I'm a football jock (RB/LB/NG). I would've knocked the dude's block that tried to clothesline me, sprint after the guy effortlessly, before tackling him down like the mad man that Ray Lewis is, then...proceding to beat the living crap out of him.

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

call the police and give em the description of those fuckers. that sucks man in top of that ipod is fuckin expensive

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Haha! That's funny. Oh, you weren't joking. Police in this country are a pile of pigshite, i'm gonna report it 'cos my parents want me too but I doubt they'll lift a finger for me. If they ask for a description i'll have to say "black guy in a hoodie". It's not gonna be an easy case.

I'm glad i'm not a jock and know math.

I'm also blazed, as promised.

Cheers for the positivity.

I'm glad that I'm a jock that does know math, though. Hahahaha. Stereotyping is becoming very popular now these days.

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Originally Posted by BUZz UK

lol, where is she anyhow?

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Sold her computer for crack.

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Originally Posted by A Foo Says

Sold her computer for crack.

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Lmao.

Yeah McC, I've spent a lot of time putting songs onto my ipod too, but you know what? they didn't come swipe his itunes. As soon as he gets a new one it'll take a couple minutes to have it filled up with the same songs again.

You really should learn to defend yourself or get some back.

i still think some of you don't understand, guy was chillin not even worried about getting his shit jacked and all a suddon blam. wit tha quickness. Knowing how to fight or being buff stuff wouldn't help.

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Originally Posted by Sensi Super Skunk

I'm glad that I'm a football jock (RB/LB/NG). I would've knocked the dude's block that tried to clothesline me, sprint after the guy effortlessly, before tackling him down like the mad man that Ray Lewis is, then...proceding to beat the living crap out of him.

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lolol. ^^ Don't be a dork man. The guy was put in a shit situation.

You can't predict what would've happened without having been there any better then I can.

My prediction:
That's what you would do in your mind, but in reality you would be lying on the ground because you got clotheslined unsuspectingly and hit the back of your head really hard on the cement because you were running so fast, being the football jock you are.

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Originally Posted by A Foo Says

Sold her computer for crack.

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LMFAO. very witty....

Sorry for rambling guys. I'm just passionate of the game of football.

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Originally Posted by Encatuse

lolol. ^^ Don't be a dork man. The guy was put in a shit situation.

You can't predict what would've happened without having been there any better then I can.

My prediction:
That's what you would do in your mind, but in reality you would be lying on the ground because you got clotheslined unsuspectingly and hit the back of your head really hard on the cement because you were running so fast, being the football jock you are.

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But, one more, just to set the record straight. :D :)

You have to take into consideration the momentum of a sprinting RB, that insinctively runs low to the ground, thus establishing a low center of gravity, up against an average and mediocre street punk, whom tries to clothesline (sp) him. Something's got to give, if you know what I mean. He could possibly sprain or worst, break his forearm. And yes, I have too unsuspectingly been clotheslined (forgot to watch the middle :mad: ). I partially neutralized the momentum of a defender's clothesline, and somehow managed to gain an extra three yards from the point of contact. Getting hit in the atom's apple, literally chokes the crap out of you and hurts.

Peace

buzz UK's avater is tom doherty I beleive, not buZz uk