Stupid things you've done while blazed

Last night I was smoking out of a spoon like I usually do, and I took a hit that I couldn't clear, so I pulled away, leaving stagnent smoke in the pipe. And for some reason, I thought I was smoking out of my bubbler, so I blew back into the pipe to clear the smoke through the carb...ya, well, stupid ass idea...I blew all of the bud straight out of the bowl into the air and all over the place. There was probably at least 6 hits left too... :(

Anyone else care to share the stupid shit they've done while smoking?

This could be a pretty funny thread if people share.

completely wiped out on my bike while driving by a cop car. i had a glass bong in my backpack. it was really stupid.

Haha, that blows.

I once Kicked My Bong over Into My full bowl Of weed...
water all through it...

That was pretty stupid..

well my friend corey was rolling a joint and laughed and blew all the weed on his crotch, it was funny for him because he was already stoned lol That day even my bf smoked a little :D Weeeeeed is good....i blow my weed round every now and then but i be very carful with zee herb.

i was high and i finished eating cereal so i put the cereals in the fridge and the milk in the closet lol

I accidently started a small fire in the woods...
and oh, did it grow.

I went to Block Busters with my roomates when I was living in Austin. Well, I was blazed ass shit that knight and I decited to go along with them. When we got there, one of them was asking me about some movie that they wanted to see, and I didn't remember shit at all of what he told me, haha. I walked around in a circle, and a girl looked at me, and she had asked one of my roomates if I was all right. They had all told her that I was after they had gotten the movies that we were going to watch.

I was at show and i was trying to fill up a cone but i was fucked to the max and i kept spilling weed all over my pants. I then got up to go to the bathroom or something and i forgot that the front of my pants was completely covered in blatantly obvious marijuana. It wasn't until a few minutes after walking around in the light that i wiped it off...

me and my buddies had been smokin and were stoned as fuck, then this chick wanted someone to walk her home, so i said id do it, so we're walkin down the road past the beach, stoned off our asses and talkin shit, and every time we see a car or a person or even a cat we would run away and hide behind something until it was gone, we thought that nobody could see us if we hid but we were laughin so hard and makin so much noise that it was obvious where we were, and that just made us laugh even more.. good times, man

i rode a wheelchair off my roof/..i walked into the kitchen where my parents were standingf and put my bong in the fridge,, i was so stoned i didnt know what i was doing

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Originally Posted by hipEstoner

i rode a wheelchair off my roof/..i walked into the kitchen where my parents were standingf and put my bong in the fridge,, i was so stoned i didnt know what i was doing

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LMFAO

I was so Smashed one Night.
I went to Bed and got up an hour Later to go to the toilet as I was Pee'ing The Light kept flashing on and Off and ON and Off..
I woke up in the morning and found I'd Pissed in the fridge..:(

I decided to show the cops my middle finger then do a burnout through the intersection while the light was red

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Originally Posted by NoosaHeads

I was so Smashed one Night.
I went to Bed and got up an hour Later to go to the toilet as I was Pee'ing The Light kept flashing on and Off and ON and Off..
I woke up in the morning and found I'd Pissed in the fridge..:(

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Haha, that's pretty bad man.

many, many things. i have fucking walked in a circle for thirty minutes looking for a lighter, when it was under the pizza box, and i kept telling myself it wasnt there. one time we pulled into a parking lot and off in the distance was a pile of leaves and it looked like the worlds biggest spider. so we were all scared and no one would go look at it. i asked what the hell we pulled in for anyways and someone told me to see that spider, when we didnt see the spider till we had already pulled in. most of them i cant remember, but like sometimes i will just fucking space out for like an hour.

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Originally Posted by turborunner03t

I decided to show the cops my middle finger then do a burnout through the intersection while the light was red

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LMAO i bet that pig didnt like that one bit

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Originally Posted by turborunner03t

I decided to show the cops my middle finger then do a burnout through the intersection while the light was red

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That is...kick ass. I'm guessing the cop was carless, or I would've read about you in the newspaper.

haha good to see so many potheads here hahaha u guys are so funny

put salt in the fridge and shit, wandered aimlessly around busy supermarkets in the middle of the day with sunglasses on, spacing out at green lights until the cars behind me go crazy, stuff like that

I tried for an hour to get a dog to learn and speak a human word. Maybe I would have quit, but my friends thought I could do it too.
Thinking back on it....that dog really looked at me like I was a dumbass :)

First time I smoked an amount of weed not in a one hitter:

Outside school abunch of awesome black girls invite me to smoke pot with them. They were the coolest chicks ever. -laughs- Anyway, we smoked a faatttttt good weed blunt near a part of the school we thought wasn't being used. As the blunt is almost gone, we're all just barely suckin the roach, all of us braindead, some old lady bursts out of the doors and says she lives there.
We tossed the blunt, and ran for it, naturally. She told the teacher, but because the lady was racist I'm presuming, she forgot to mention the fat white boy holding the blunt in a circle of black girls. Odd. -laughs- Anyway, the teacher told everyone not to smoke pot and lectured the black girls ((we were at bad kid school. they weren't going to call the cops cuz the whole point of the place was to keep kids in school and out of trouble)) while I zoned in and out of reality.

thought it would be a good idea to spell my name in gasoline on the blacktop at the elementary school.....fire attracts atention at 12:30 AM

Did'nt do my community service after the minor I got.

Door knocks,
I wake up from stoner nap and answer it
Frickin PIG (I did'nt do my community service for a minor 1 year prior)
Cop see's pipe on coffe-table. search warrants break out
59 1 mnth old plants, males and all.

conclusion- I got fucked.

hahaha one time i just did the robot thing in my friends chair for like an hour

Did'nt do my community service after the minor I got.

[8 years ago]
Door knocks,
I wake up from stoner nap and answer it (just tired as shit)
Frickin PIG :eek: (I did'nt do my community service for a minor, from 1 year prior)
Cop see's pipe on coffe-table. search warrants break out
59 1 mnth old plants, males and all.

conclusion- I got fucked hard

Ok, my turn. This was pretty fuckin' stupid. I live in the basement, right. There's four rooms down here. So...'Niiice', I say as I look down, at one of the perfectly rolled fatty's, that I have ever made. 'Air-freshener. Check. Fatty. Check.' I procede to the room opposite of my bedroom. I light up. I take long, deep, slow drags, off of the jay. *Cough* I continue...Now, I'm really enjoying this smoke. I mean, I'm starting to feel it earlier then usual. *Multiple coughs* So, I continue. *Craa-a-a-ck* The basement door opens. I squeezed the cherry of the jay as tight as could, small ash droplets fall onto a mop head. It's my mom! I spray the air-freshener in small, rapid burts, hoping that she won't hear it. 'I hope she doesn't smell it', I whisper to myself. She throws in a load of clothes into the washer, and then leaves. Somehow, she doesn't smell it. So, I go and sit on my bed and play Madden 2005. I'm all into it, like any other jock would. *Cough* Guess it's the weed still effecting me. As time flies, the frequency of my coughs increase. I'm thinking, 'this weed is burning the fuck out of my lungs.' I'm rubbing my chest and shit, because it burns so bad. My mom is up stairs, and says, 'Rob, what's burnin' ?' 'What you mean?' I pause Madden, get up and creep towards the room that I previously smoked in. And...it's smoky then a mofo. I mean, I couldn't see shit but the mop head that was on fire. It was that much feeled with smoke. I'm stomping it out, coughing my lungs out, thinking I'm fucked, this is the most idiotic thing that I've ever did. My parents came down...and I had some serious explaining to do. I did some stupid shit in my life, but I have to say that, that was the stupidest.

walked into class with my pipe and lighter in my hand... teacher didnt notice, but everyone else did hahahaha

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Originally Posted by forestcouch

walked into class with my pipe and lighter in my hand... teacher didnt notice, but everyone else did hahahaha

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That reminds me of a song I heard on the radio today....

"We didnt go to high school, we went to school high..."

u should of not answered the door

went to a field party with this chick and as we start driving down the dirt road we see flashing blue and red lights. holy shit is that the cops she says. i say no thats probably just some lights they got down there for the party. i tell her dont worry just keep going. so she keeps freakin and i just remain calm and tell her to keep going. next thing i know theres pigs with flashlights running out the woods. at this point i tell her to turn around and get the fuck out of here. she rags her car out through the brush and we ball back to the main road as soon as we are 100 yards orso onto the main road another pig drives by us towaeds the party but doesnt fuck with us. all my friends either got charged or ran around in the woods smokin bowls while the cops kept lookin. hew close call but still probably not my stupidest. ive probably supprest that to the depths of my brain somewhere lol.

I got so high i forgot to suck through the bong and blew into it and murfed the bowl, not that long ago i was looking round the house for my hat and my mom finally came up to me and asked me wat i am looking for i go my playboy hat
shes like the black one
i am like ya you know where it is
shes like you better lay of the herb your wearing it
i felt so dumb

knocked over my bong like a hundred times

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Originally Posted by whipcreamgoddess

shes like you better lay of the herb your wearing it

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That's awesome.

This is turning out to be quite an entertaining thread.

2 crazy things outta like a million...

this is when i got arrested...i was 16

it was 10 pm at night and i just recently got my license so i say hey lets go smoke in my car with 4 other of my friends. We goto this neighborhood and spark up when one of my friends gets all paranoid and says "i got a gut feeling we shouldnt be here, those old people are going to call the cops on us," he wouldnt shut up so we left. Now we were stuck, we had no place to box at, when my friend suggest we goto the Northern Virginia Training aka the Mentally and Physically Challenged home. We go there and it never crossed my mind that we were trespassing or that they have security, so we end up gettin caught and i get arrested, so the cop thinks im a dealer cause he found my scale and i kept lying to him, so he thought i had like an OZ in my ass crack cause i had none in the car. So he made me take my shorts off and squat....that sucked but i got the charges dropped cause thats an illegal procedure when im 16!

Next, one time i was so anxious to get bud that me and my gf and my friend were waiting in the parking lot for the dealer to show up. HE FINALLY ARIVES after 30 mins and he asked me if we wanted to smoke a blunt and box his car so i said why not. Next thing u kno we are getting high as shit for like an hour, when we finish he drops us off to my car and i noticed i lost my keys, i dont know where they were. I call the dealer and told him to come back cause i was for sure it was in his car, he came, no keys....FUCK wherearemy keys?....i look in my fucking car and they are in the ignition TURNED ON(not off,...ENGINE RUNNING!) and i thought i was locked out but i opened the door happily and was thankful nobody stole my fucking car and it was running. It was in a damn parking lot during the dayand it was busy...i was so lucky

oh, another stupid thing ive done while high:

this was pretty recently, so my parents are out, so i go and get high in my garage, they get home literally like 10 seconds after i finish putting all my shit away, and theyve got my grandparents with them. so i freak out, cause its this little birthday party thing were doing for my grandpa, and im scared their gonna know. so i decided that if i just constantly was getting people things, or off doing something the whole time, no one would notice. so when everyone starts asking me to get cake, im at the peak of my high. so my grandpa asks for a piece of cake and a cup of coffee, i come back with a piece of cake, and ive dumped a cup of coffee on it. as soon as i hand it to him i realize what ive done, but then he just laughed, thought it was a birthday joke.. lol

Haha, that second one is pretty bad man. And that's pretty bad ass that you got the charges dropped.

They should create a television series, about the stupid things we pot-heads do or something.

sitiin up a tree last yr smoking then i was rolling a spliff and i fell out the tree and fucked up my arm :|

One of the most stupid/embarassing things ive ever done was last year. I was at some crazy party and i ended up getting totally slaughtered on blunts and absinthe. I was so fucked i couldnt get home, so i crashed at one of my friends house. I was sharing her brothers bed with one of his mates, he was on the floor. Naturally, i ended up throwing up violently in the middle of the night, all over his bed. I panicked and just got dressed really quick and ran out of the house at about 4 in the morning. I am yet to return.