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we've all been high and dry before... so whats the most desperate thing youve done to get or smoke weed?
one time, when i was first beginning weed... i was so desparate that i put some seeds in a test tube, and held a flame under the test tube to heat the seeds.. i was trying to get a buzz off seeds haha....
but now i neednt worry about such a nightmare...
i washed the dishes
after saying i was never going to smoke british solid after a spell of smoking it i smoked it once after, 3 tokes and i just couldnt stand the taste. now i would rather not smoke than smoke birish soapbar lol
it occasionally gets to the point of completely clearing out my desk draw where i keep my gear to check for a few crumbs here and there. or of course horrible soap bar. I reckon soap bar for stoners is a bit like morphine for heroin addicts!
soapbar is the worst thing ever, i would rather not smoke
well i had been skint for nearly 2 weeks and i was getting seriously desperate for a smoke so i sold my 4 wharfdale speakers 100w each to some crappy second hand store and got about a 1/4 of what they were worth.
This was ages ago but im still gutted about it.
i prostitued myself
walked across town in a blizzard on xmas eve [ all roads were closed ] to get an oz so we would have weed for xmas morning and something to smoke after dinner
ive never done anything that bad, but check my friends story...
half 11 and friend1 rings friend2 and says "i want a joint".
friend2 - "okay, come round i'll ring *dealers name witheld*
now friend1 lives about half an hours bus ride away so she was pretty desperate.
2 o clock in the morning and they have just started the first joint of the night.
now i thought that was pretty low when i heard about that.
any thoughts?
^ the fuck?!
once I sold my brother to some shady black people for 200 bucks!!! havent seen him since.
your a funny dude. I bought weed with money i scanned from my computer b4.It was nightime. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by StarcommanderX
[QUOTE=StarcommanderX]I laughed pretty hard when I read that, a bit racist though...Quote:
^ the fuck?!
once I sold my brother to some shady black people for 200 bucks!!! havent seen him since.
good thread idea.. ive never had to go to lengths tho
i bought it
not really racist is it? I mean, all he said was that they were black.Quote:
I laughed pretty hard when I read that, a bit racist though...Quote:
^ the fuck?!
once I sold my brother to some shady black people for 200 bucks!!! havent seen him since.
(not trying to start a row here btw)
i dont think it really matters because to be brutally honest, most people of "African " descent dont use the internet regularly, and out of the ones that do, not very many are subscribed to this site, and the ones that are, only a few can actually type, and out of those only a few can actually spell.
^ im just playfully joking in case some of you are unaware of the fact that i am playfully joking.
I stole 20$ from my stepdad once, but I put the money back where I got it when I got paid from working. Ive also scraped and boiled pipes.
I took my uncle's .306 Winchester and ventilated four state troopers just for a quick run through the evidence locker.
Boy, if only someone had loaned me $20 for a g!
ive waited 4 hours in -20 degree weather for a quarter. was it worth it? yes.
drove 360 miles for a 8,th
Boo
i miss ya ,where be you and pow wow how be u.BOOQuote:
Originally Posted by kuulbns
Ive waited 7 hours in my friends room doing absolutely nothing for a quarter, sometimes when we waited that long we wouldnt even get it.
I drank alcohol.
I assasinated an 86 year old woman and went through her purse, oh and I broke into a car one time, ripped off a cd faceplate and sold it for a bowl...I'm addicted.
No, in all honesty....I've just looked around for crumbs.
i look for crumbs a lot. i just look back at all the places ive ever hidden it over the 3 years ive smoked, and see if ive dropped any crumbs there or left any bags there. when i dont have anyhting to smoke i just wander around my house aimlessly looking in everything
Son of a bitch! I just realized, I must have TONS of crumbs in all my baggies!
I'm off for a free bowl! THANK YOU, cannabis dot com!
one time i built a time machine just so i could go to the 20s and get some herb before it was criminalized or taxed. except the calculations went berserk and i ended up in the era of DINOSAURS! right when i got out a t rex stomped toward me. "ROAOROAJRORRRR>R>R>R!!!!" it said. i didnt know what to do so i froze stiff.
"lol sorry about that" the t rex said. "im so blazed right now."
"seriously? dude, mind smokin me up?"
so ten minutes later we were both sittin there, baked on the best prehistoric pot this side of the triassic period. very few know that dinos are excellent pot breeders. what we were smoking was purple resiny goop.
then i went down to some caves and introduced it to some cavemen. they enjoyed it. pretty soon everyone on pangea was smoking, and a giant purple cloud formed in the sky, blocking out the sun and killing most plant life. which killed most-plant eating dinosaurs. which killed most meat-eaters. and thats how the dinosaurs went extinct.
true story
seriously tho, ive just looked for crumbs.
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Originally Posted by djaio
i am now dumber for reading this....
haha, just kiddin. im glad you know how history really went.
HOLY FuCK! haha this is hilarious!>
i once needed a hit so bad that i killed cheech marin and drank his blood.
I traded my World of Warcraft (MMORPG Game) account for a half ounce :-p
i also heated up a pipe bowl.. and then wiped paper all over it to get resin, then i smoked the paper in the same pipe..
dude it wass 5 hours and it was only once lolQuote:
Originally Posted by 4Lyfe
thats a long fuckin time to wait for weed still... hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by soldier1944
"do you know how many hours ive been looking for my temple of poon tape?! 1 hour. thats a long fucking time to be looking for porn man... what the FUCK is goin on?!"
just a good quote
once got so desperate we started looking for lavender to smoke... did aswell... i think we were so desperate we placeboed a slight buzz but it didnt smoke very well.
The worst is when you are out of weed, and you hang out with people that you hate just because they would smoke me out.
I lived without it for the time being.
Luckily, two of my best friends sell, so I rarely find myself dry as long as I could afford the bud.
However, when I do go dry, I've been known to just take resin hits out of my pipe just to get a buzz.