THE REAL TRUTH-FIND OUT EVERYTHING HERE!

1. The world is 157 years old - FACT!

2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!

3. You are happy, you just donâ??t know it - FACT!

4. We all come from the same tree - FACT!

5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!

6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!

7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!

8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!

9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!

10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!

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100% of what u said just up here is bullshit. wtf are you talking about man

this is really cliche, but it fits so well on this board: what have you been smoking and where can i get it?

anyone play GTA

man you are confused as all hell, sperm doesn't exist......you've seen it under a microscope. These sound like the guidelines of a cult. Peace

this seems like a guy that just overdosed on pcp. LOL

that answer was 100% wrong and we are all dumber for having listen to it....i reward you with no points and may god have mercy on your soul...

Hahaha that was hillarious. The sad thing is, I believe it.

lol dude lay off the angel dust

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Originally Posted by rollinKansas

that answer was 100% wrong and we are all dumber for having listen to it....i reward you with no points and may god have mercy on your soul...

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Hell yes!

(irrelevant quote..but funny) :
"If peeing your pants makes you cool, then consider me Miles Davis"

i dont know bout the world being 150 years old actually but the crazy thing is i actually have this tape from a radical christian group that wanted to force us to beleive that the world is only like 4000 years old. i got alot of those theory tapes lying around here. u guys should watch tapes like dat when ur stoned its freaks the hell out of u.

Sweet Monkey Christ that's awesome. Thing I love, is that it's NO MORE REDICULOUS than every other religion.

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Originally Posted by naturalmystic

Hell yes!

(irrelevant quote..but funny) :
"If peeing your pants makes you cool, then consider me Miles Davis"

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lol

SWEEEET I GOT RED HAIR AND SO DOES MY SON LOL.HMMMM I AM SURE THAT WE ARE RELATED.

DAHHH FARVA I THNK IT WAES A JOKEE BUT TEY FELLZ 4 IT LOLZ DAuhh

try cleaning my spunk off the bedsheets and then tell me sperm isnt real.

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Originally Posted by drsatyriasis

DAHHH FARVA I THNK IT WAES A JOKEE BUT TEY FELLZ 4 IT LOLZ DAuhh

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