ok.. you know you smoke too much weed when you go to take a hit, strike the lighter only to realize you forgot to pack a bowl...
haha... god i love this stuff...
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ok.. you know you smoke too much weed when you go to take a hit, strike the lighter only to realize you forgot to pack a bowl...
haha... god i love this stuff...
Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. Recently, due to some AMAZING peppermint smelling weed, I attempted to light my lighter with the bowl. It took me several tries of trying to get the bowl, which I thought to be the lighter, to light before I realized my mistake. I was laughing for what seemed like hours.
I tend to laugh for a while at the dumbist shit when I'm stoned, or I'll run into shit too. Hahahaha
ya i ran strait into a wall and my friend was like wtf b/c he didn't kno
i was with a couple people in a car one time and we had smoked about four bowls and i was so mad that my recently bought lighter had no fluid left already. i told everyone so we stopped smoking. then, later i watched a video of us that i made and i realized i was holding it upside down the whole time i was trying to light it
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Originally Posted by LearyS Disciple
hahahah.. holy crap
Sometimes I forget where I'm at or who am I when I'm real stoned, hahahahaha.
yeah. i was high as shit lolQuote:
Originally Posted by justinsane
dont you hate it when your high as a kite and you whip out our cock and start masturbating only to realize that your friends are still sitting around you. happens all the time!! its so damn annoying!! and embarassing too!
yea man that always happens to me.
god no that never happens to me what the hell are you thinking!? haha, just kiddin.. dude i would freak if i saw one of my buds jerkin his girkin in front of anyone.
Hahaha, that's crazy as shit dude.
Whenever I'm stoned and sitting in front of my computer with friends, I always think "Man, if only they would go home so I could beat off."Quote:
Originally Posted by StarcommanderX
I know that if I just started beating off they would probably go home, but I try to be a good host.
I had poured out my old water and then smoked my bong and I freaked out and thought it was broken cuz no bubblin then I couldnt find my faucet so I filled it w/ ice and tried to heat it up on the stove. I was lucky it didnt break but it worked but I was mad cuz shortly after I FOUND THE FUCKING FAUCET it was in my kitched next to the stove but I missed it
I got a couple:
One time I had just bought a half ounce and me and my best friend got stoned as hell, and I went to roll another joint and I started freaking out cause I couldnt find where I put my weed and I went and tore the whole house apart looking for it, only to realize later after a 2 hour search, that it was in my pocket....
Sometimes when Im high Ill start asking people if they seen my hat anywhere, and turns out...its on my damn head.
last week i was hitting bongs with my friend in his car. we rolled out so i could get a pack of jacks and a blunt. we forgot to dump the bong water, so i handed him the bong so he could dump it out while he was driving. we forgot to take the bowl piece out, so he stopped and i got out but had to wait as cars were coming. some bitch in a van ran over the piece and it doesnt slide smoothly anymore when you pull it out. my friend doesnt know his bong piece is broken yet though.
one time i was tripping on shrooms, i thought i was in a bath tub washing myself only to realize i was in a sand box!!! and this other time i thought i was at a magnificent day spa getting a nice spa only to realize it was my "friend" feeling me all over, especially in the "private" regions of my body!!! i stabbed him to death, and now hes somewhere in the pacific ocean.
One time i was attempting to text message a friend on my phone. So while I was sitting on the couch i typed 'beck' in and then i was like 'wtf why did i just type beck?'
I just kept laughing for hours, trying to think why I wrote beck.
One time, i was munchied and eating a kit kat and you know the foil on it?I left a bit of it on the chocolate and i removed it from my tooth. Or so i thought. I started to hear a distant sounding raido and i was so convinced i was picking up the radio in my own head. I thought the foil was being a conducter for radio airwaves! It was worse cos i was alone stoned. Man i was freaked out. But it was only a car out on the street. It got hairy panic there for a while!! :)
That happens to me like way more often then you know....or else fucking I'll be smoking a bowl of ashes for like 10 minutes before i realize wtf im not getting a hit, oh yea it's KEESHED.Quote:
Originally Posted by justinsane
I've packed up bowls before only to completely miss the bowl by a long shot and drop the pieces on the floor.
I do stuff like spark up my roach and pull through the wrong end
and hold the lighter the wrong way round
Almost doing huge crimes by accident.
Me and my friend were sitting in front of a bank talking to eachother, trying to look like ninjas we were putting our hoodies over our faces and blocking our faces completely, pulling out weapons and stuff just for fun...thing is we looked like we were just getting ready to rob the bank, we scared a person away. XD
Then running away ninja style pressing the button to cross the street and forgetting we were supposed to go, thus pissing of every driver and looking like we robbed the bank...
man, my friend told me aboubt this guy who burned his cheek/jaw wile trying to light, he missed lol.
When my friend was a noob he burned his eyebrow with the lighter so we convinced him to even out the pain by burning the other one. :)
one time i was trying to hit this blunt and the smoke was unusually harsh, so after about a second of inhaling i notice that smoke was coming off my lips, and then i felt the pain just rush all over me. i yelled and dunked my head in this kids nasty pool. i have a stoner scar above the right side of my lip.
oh yea, i forgot the most important detail, after i dunked my head under the lake water some kid told me i hit the blunt backwards.
When I get stoned, I wobble and twitch and it takes me like 10 minutes to light up a bowl. Sittin' there like a tree in the wind...
oh yea, i did a stonerish thing a few hours ago. i was really blazed, and riding my bike through town, and i get onto a side street but a cop is on the same street coming towards me. when we have passed eachother, his car does one of those short bleeps, and i turn to look, and i just get thrown off my bike onto the street. i know this sounds like something a stoner would say, but it was awesome
dude, once i was on my bike, and i was riding from my freinds house back to my house, and i was thinking, wow, the sun looks really cool as its setting. The next thing i know i'm in a ditch, god knows where and it was already dark. Apparently i rode about a half mile down a hill staring up at the sun and i guess i passed out or something
Dayum...I've never seen that...I must be hanging with the wrong crowd.Quote:
Originally Posted by StarcommanderX
Makes sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
i was smokin a bowl... i took a hit.. breathed out, and rummaged through my room for like 10 minutes trying to find my bag to pack another bowl... well i find it, but now where the hell is my lighter!?! well i sneak upstairs to get a lighter... when i return from this mission, get there, and my lighter is on my chair... DOH! so i start to pack another one.. only to find that i only took 1 hit off the previous.. and it was still full and green......
i had a good laugh to my self about that one
Daaaaaamn dude you were stoned off your ass.
haha i was once riding down a hill stoned off my face, and this old womn on the other side of the street was staring at me, like properly glaring and scowling, so i stared right back and held her gaze, and then i rode straight into a lamp post.
brutal.
That's no coincidence, the old lady was controlling your mind.
Well, I was hitting my bong in my bathroom once and I thought that it was cached so I emptied it out into the toilet. I looked into the toilet and realized that there was still some green left in there, about 3 or 4 more hits.
Also I was trying to hit my bong and I would inhale, but the lighter would just blow out without lighting the weed. I tried it for about 30 seconds or so... when I look down and realize that my finger isn't on the carb. I laughed for about 5 minutes.
The next one isn't really an act of stonerism but more of a funny/gross thing that happened when a friend of mine was stoned off his ass. Apparently he had emptied his bubbler into a coke bottle. He had used the same water for months or so before he emptied it out. Him and I were toking out of my pipe at his house, and he took a huge hit. Coughing, he lunged for the "Coke" and took a huge swig of it before he realized what it was. He threw up.
Once I held out a flame for my friend to spray butane on, to make a nice big fireball thing. This was in the middle of the day, downtown, mind you. I stood in the wrong spot and got sprayed with fire. My right arm lost all its hair and it didnt grow back for some time. Also, lots of people around us probably had a good gawk at the burning kid jumping around in circles, laughing in pain.
This happened last night-- I was pretty stoned, and had just packed another bowl. Anyway, I tried to light the bowl, and only then realized I had grabbed my water bottle and not the lighter, and ended up completely soaking the bud... and the piece, and me.
It sucked.
one time a couple of years ago i got stoned as hell smoking a couple bowls of chronic. it was night time and i had to skate home. when i was heading home i was going pretty fast. i saw something on the side of the sidewalk coming towards me when i looked at it i hit a big ass crack and fell face foward into the sidewalk.