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I'm 24 male 158 and haven't smoke in 53 days. and got a real test on Tuesday and it would be send to a lab.
Before taking this test i didn't drink anything but red bulls (2 cans) no water. i should of just drink lots of water instead I know it was stupid idea but i couldn't wait til tomorrow to take it so i just did it in a rush.
I'm going to take another home drug test tomorrow. this time nothing but water.
here a pic.
did i pass?
http://s7.postimage.org/4uzgib83d/IMG_5320.jpg
A faint line still counts as a line. That test result is a negative.
For your next test, use the first urination when you wake up in the morning . Refrain from drinking any fluids prior to testing yourself. The reason why youve tested negative there and then is because youve consumed enough fluids (the energy drinks) to dilute the THCA concentration that was present in your bladder. The dilution phenomena is only temporary - once the fluids ingested had all been urinated out, the bladder is replenished with fresh THCA-laden urine by the kidneys; and youre right back to square one.
Youd want to test yourself when THCA concentrations are at their highest and you'll accomplish this by using the first-morning urination. If youre testing negative with the first urination (regardless of line intensity), youre good to go.
Gotcha. Thank you sir! I've been freaking out over here like crazy. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
another question.
how concentrate is the 2nd pee of the day? if i just drink 16oz water bottle and breakfast. Or should i just wait til tomorrow morning and test myself?
You'll be better off by doing this..Quote:
Or should i just wait til tomorrow morning and test myself?
Understood. I'll keep you posted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
okay so i fail the test and it been 55 days. how can i make my body flush out more?
im really upset.
The only proven way to expedite THCA-unloading is fat-burning exercise.Quote:
okay so i fail the test and it been 55 days. how can i make my body flush out more?
However, with your scheduled U/A rapidly approaching, any exercise from this point on can work against you.
BTW, who is having you take a U/A, and for what reason?
I have a U/A for MEPS for the Army. And today i was suppose to go to MEPS but fail the test at the recruiting office this morning. I was so pissed. He told me to come in next Wednesday to take another one so they could send me to MEPS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
So what should i do now til then? should i just exercise a lot up til Monday or something?
Im confused here....I was under the impression that your scheduled U/A is Tuesday, as you stated so in your opening post.Quote:
today i was suppose to go to MEPS but fail the test at the recruiting office this morning. I was so pissed. He told me to come in next Wednesday to take another one so they could send me to MEPS.
I still don't get how i fail. I not even a heavy smoker. I quit multiple times a year.
Early this year i quit from Jan 1st up til Feb 20th something. Then i smoke about one or 2 times a week if that. Then i quit again from May 15 til now, that's about 7 weeks. And i thought i would be fine. I didn't exercise or anything though, maybe that's why?
Yes. Tuesday is actually my test for everything and today i was suppose to go to the hotel and spend the night. But when i went in this morning he ask me to take a pee test and i fail so he told me to come in next week for another test and reschedule MEPS date.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
If your retest is scheduled for Wednesday of next week, you can start exercising and get on a fiber-rich diet. At least 3 days before your scheduled U/A, take one more home test using the first urination of the day. If your home test is once again positive, then stop all exercise and be as dormant as possible until after the scheduled U/A.
Exercise burns fat cells in which THC is stored in. Anytime fat cells burn, the stored THC metabolizes into THCA and is released back into the bloodstream. The kidneys filter the THCA metabolites from the bloodstream and deposits them into the bladder for the eventual exit.
So for those 3 days, you want your body to go into "storage mode" - stop burning the fat to prevent a bunch of THCA from being released, which will end up in the urine to be detected.
Also, you may want to consider this: http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...uidelines.html
When utilizing dilution techniques, be sure to begin your creatine-loading 3 days before the scheduled U/A.
Okay thank you very much. You've been very helpful good sir. I'll Keep you posted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
another question good sir.
I've been running 3 miles plus 4 miles on elliptical everyday for the past 2 days now and been drinking water and cranberry juice throughout the day. I will continue doing this til Saturday and i will test myself on Sunday morning first pee of the day.
My question is, is it good idea to take some niacin pill before i do my exercises? Does it speed up your metabolism?
Forget the niacin. Any metabolic benefits from niacin are slow in coming - too slow to have any appreciable effect on THCA-unloading.Quote:
Originally Posted by tyride
Okay thank you. I'll keep you posted with my progress. Till next time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
i don't wanna pop any bubbles but....you're not going to "fake out"ANY drug test....if you alter your body's chemistry,they will know...its called "masking".....you need an exact number of electrolytes in your body,and when you "flush"you alter this number...you say you are158lb....how tall?if you're 158 at 5 feet tall you're fat,and thats where the THC will reside most...if you're 158lb and you're 6 feet tall,you'll "clear" out faster....don't count on those market "flushes" and "tests" to be accurate....i have NEVER heard of ANYONE using these and pass anything...worst case scenario...wait a month(most employers have a "cutoff"line...say...50/ppm)...but i guarentee you will STILL test positive...unless you're an occasional smoker,but you're not,still positive after 2 months(53 days)puts you in the dinner and a bong crowd...just like me...lol
The so-called "market flushes" (detox products) are nothing but a big scam to seperate the credulous from their hard-earned cash. When they do work at all, they "work" via the principle of dilution. They "work" because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. The dilution factor is what serves as the "mask". They "mask" by diluting (thinning out) the THCA concentration in the bladder in an effort to bring the urine sample below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. The same thing can be accomplished for $$$ less by just using water and vitamin B2.
Drug testing had come quite a way from the days where a donor can simply down copius amounts of water to make a urine sample test negative. Creatinine and specific gravity checks have become lab SOP in recent years, and if the levels of these two urine constituents are outside of satisfactory ranges (due to copius water consumption), the sample would be ruled "too-dilute".
Therefore, when utilizing dilution techniques, it is all so important make sure the S/G and creatinine level is within satisfactory ranges. The steps to be taken to help maintain proper S/G and creatinine levels are outlined in the link in post #13.
As far as home testing accuracy goes, home tests function on the same principle as the instant assays used by the labs. While they are not nearly as accurate as the confirmation GC/MS test, they are obviously accurate enough to merit continued use by the labs for the initial screening.
Alright! It's Sunday. I just took my first pee this morning and here's my result. Been clean about 2 months.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...o/IMG_5341.jpg
There's is definitely a line there. Much better and more define than before, ill say. So how confident should I be on Wednesday for the test? I wont be using my first pee for those tests. I probably wont go to MEPs til next Monday(hotel) and Tuesday for the REAL test.
What should i do til now? exercise or just drink more fluid?
@azdesertdweller. I want to do this natural way, none of those B.S stuff. I'm 5'7 about 158 pounds. Just a little over. I could work on it.
Thanks everyone for the input.
Between now (as of this writing) and your scheduled U/A, take one more home test again using your first void of the day. If youre consistently testing negative with the first void of the day (regardless of line intensity), youre good to go. No need to do any dilution. Just drink only enough fluids to where youre able to produce a sufficient amount of sample on the day of the scheduled U/A.Quote:
Alright! It's Sunday. I just took my first pee this morning and here's my result. Been clean about 2 months.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...o/IMG_5341.jpg
There's is definitely a line there. Much better and more define than before, ill say. So how confident should I be on Wednesday for the test? I wont be using my first pee for those tests. I probably wont go to MEPs til next Monday(hotel) and Tuesday for the REAL test.
What should i do til now? exercise or just drink more fluid?
Alright. I'll do that. Thank you. I'll keep you posted with my U/A & Army enlistment progress.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
Alright! This morning i took another home drug test first void of the day and came out negative. Went into the office took the test there and pass with flying color with nice solid line.
Took me 2 months to be clean most of it because i didn't do any exercise til the last week.
Thank you very much Burnt Toast for the nice advice it helped me out a lot.
Glad to be of help, Ty. Congrads to you on passing the U/A.
Best wishes. :smokin:
so im what you would call an occasional smoker (military). i was home on leave and i kind of went on a binge i smoked from tuesday-sunday smoking an avg of 2-3 blunts between 3-5 people a day. that following tuesday i sweated a good amount, weds i sweated but not as much as tuesday, thursday i ran 4 miles so i sweated a shit ton. and friday morning surprise surprise a piss test! i pissed 3 times before i tested and i drank about a litter of water. but when i pissed my urine was still yellow it was super dark but it wasnt light yellow either it was right in the middle. the following day i took a home test and passed. but the line was so vauge i had to hold it just right in the light to see it. im about 5'8 165lbs.... any thoughts on pass or fail likely hood?Quote:
Originally Posted by azdesertdweller
I would test myself again with first pee of the day and if you pass that, you are golden. If worse comes to worst try dilution. Good luck brother.Quote:
Originally Posted by secretsquid