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we were all smoking a joint, in a circle and
is that the idea, saw it somewhere else!
It was dead quiet.
Then at exactly midnight, two ugly suits show up at my door. . . .
Turns out they were pimps with bad taste, so we
invited them in,
because they were in good company
(I saw the other thread and was told to remove my signature when posting)
Suddenly the clock made its' midnight chime, bong. bong. bong.
3 bongs, three guys, you do the math.
six violent thumps sounded from the back door
we were still smoking the joint, and didnt know what do about the back door noise, with the 2 pimps, so we acted like a ninja team and went to the back.
As we all got closer to the back door, the noises became strange.... They sound like...
It sounds like a Frenzy of gurggling,from the 3 bongs!
but it was actually a 22 foot anaconda choking on a goat.
So we . . .
stopped and said "Is that a 22 foot anaconda choking on a goat, or we high?"...then we lost our train of thought
Train of thought, now leaving on track 9!
All aboard!!
So the bongalaros piled up on the train..Woooooot Woooooot! Let's roll!
On your right flows the river Styxx.
And on the left . . .
Is a pile of styxx from an awesome grow!
Freakin' logs! But where's the bud?
Ooops, on the left, in the mudd
wipe it off, bring it here
you have the zigzag near
Damn Skippy! Have No Fear!
roll a muddy bomber and crack a frigid beer
"so the train conductor said take a break driver 8, take a break driver 8, we've been on this train too long"
Then jiggsaw appeared with a pound of weed and a fresh packed bong.
The 3 Bongalaros sang this song..
♪ ♫ ♬Caloo calay! Oh frabjuous day!
Where nothing can go wrong.♪ ♫ ♬
Amongst the Hoopla,We all sang the song!
Off-key, stridently, n half the words got wrong.
If all dat no bodder you, den you can sing along.
someone said "this train is bound to glory", so we smoked some morning glory
If ya'll did that... Then you'll OD, and have no worries!
Glory!?
Brah! Check yer ticket,
Yer on da wrong train.
We is perdition bound.
Perdition bound, I'm leaving in a flurrie
Bongalaros got roun' trip tickets
You no gotta worry.
Is that the the reason they are in such a hurry?Quote:
Originally Posted by Weezard
With jiggsw, kaya and weeze running form signatures and in a scurry
the train pulled up at terrapin station, and the new conductor was casey jones. so, the boys packed the three bongs and went.......
into town to buy some clones
Choo, Choo, Choo. . . All aboard
"What a long, strange trip it's been." :)