keeping the whizzinator kit at correct temp

I recently applied for a new job that includes a preliminary drug test. Im going to be substituting with the whizzinator kit(the one with out the fake penis) and ill also be doing the dilution just in case something goes wrong.

Im going to be substituting with my brothers sample(never smoked in his life) and can get it rite before I go to the place.

My questions are should the heating pad be right against the bag containing the sample or should i put some under wear in between them.

And what temp will the heating pad keep the urine at and for how long

It's sad drunks rule the world. And Nice people who smoked need the whizzinator to keep their jobs!!! it's bs!!!!!!!! You're lucky to have a brother who does not smoke!! Goodluck keep us updated!!!!!!

yea, hes a great brother. hopefuly I get the kit in time. Ordered it friday and found out they are just now processing the order. Should have it in 3 to 4 days. Takes the corporate people a week to accept my application and then the boss will call me and then ill take the test(already had the interview).

My concern is what temp the heating pads will keep the sample at and for how long.

test temps of your own fresh pee might help you. use a thermometer! just make sure to clean it after use:D

Haha well I think im gonna practice with water which is what ive read alot of people do.

Does anyone have info on what temp the heating pads keep the sample at. Even a rough estimate

I was also thinking of putting the heating pad against the temp strip if the samples to cold. Does anyone know if this will work

Undetectable! Foolproof! Re-usable!

The Whizzinator is a prosthetic, life-like penis that dispenses urine just like the real thing. Strap the Whizzinator on, fill the reservoir with clean "urine" and pass your next supervised urine analysis!

Developed by Puck Technologies of Signal Hill, California, the Whizzinator comes in a variety of skin tones: white, tan, Latino, brown and black. Each penis is approximately 4" long and appears to be circumcised.

The Whizzinator consists of an elastic belt that is worn around the waist and two elastic straps that connect to the belt around the legs - much like a jock strap. Attached to the belt is a clear plastic reservoir that will hold the "urine" against the user's body and allow it to warm to body temperature. The bag also sports a LCD thermometer strip so the user can tell if the "urine" is at the right temperature.

Below the reservoir is the prosthetic penis and a short tube terminated by a screw-on cap for filling the bag.

At the base of the penis is a "clip value" that prevents the urine from escaping through the "penis". Ensure the value is closed before filling the reservoir.

Usage - Preparation
1) Dissolve the vial of dehydrated urine in 80cc of water. According to the manufacturer, it takes approximately 1 hour for the "urine" to reach body temperature when strapped against the abdomen, so if you're in a hurry use warm water.
2) Load the syringe with the "urine" and fill the reservoir bag. Repeat until all 80cc of liquid is used. Do not overfill.
3) Strap on the Whizzinator and position it so the end of the prosthetic penis is approximately at the same place your own cobra would hang.

Usage - The Test
4) Unzip and whip it out. Pinch the "head" of the penis with one hand, while opening the "clip valve" with the other. Puck Technologies acknowledges that opening the value may cause a "slight snap" and they suggest users cover the sound with a cough or clearing of the throat.
5) Release the pinch on the penis and "urinate" into the cup.
6) Pass the test and keep the noses of government and corporate America out of your bodily fluid.

The Complete Kit includes:
1 Whizzinator
1 Instruction manual
2 heater packs
1 Filling syringe
1 vial of dehydrated urine

Heat Packs
The heat packs can be used to warm the "urine" prior to use. Each pack will maintain a temperature of 98-100 degrees for at least 8 hours. If users choose to use a heat pack, it is suggested that they attach it to the side of the bag not touching the skin. Failure to do so may result in the user performing an amusing dance and wheezing "that's hot! owwy! that's hot!".

Dehydrated Urine
The Complete Kit includes one vial of dehydrated human urine. Puck Technologies also sells dehydrated urine separately, so stock up. The urine is guaranteed to pass full spectrum urinalysis, Ames Multistix, EMIT and gas chromatography methods.

Thank you sir. My questions have been solved. I will get back to you when I take the test and when I find out the results.

:thumbsup:

:mad: **** thewhizzinator .com. I ordered my kit on friday, which i paid extra for faster shipping, and i called them today and they said they just shipped it and i should be getting it in 2-3 days; thats a week. I called them monday and they said it would be shipped out that night(so i should get it today or tomorrow). Too bad I got my notice for my drug test today, and my boss didnt tell me how long I had because they just fired someone and hes trying to hurry the process along.

I have another thread about my girlfriend having to take a second test, the first was diluted, and she subbed using my coworkers sample and a washed out travel shampoo bottle. It went smoothly for her so I decided to do it using my cousins sample(the one who got me the job and im going to be working with). Put on some tighty whiteys and inserted the empty bottle to see how it would do, but it kept falling and the underwear wasnt really tight. I then remembered my old jock strap with a pocket for the cup. Put that on and a pair of boxers and then my pants and put the bottle strait up on the side on my penis; worked just fine.

Before going to the testing facility me and my cousin met at a store a grocery store, and this is when i noticed there was still some shampoo in the bottle. Since my cousin was a little behind I decided to go in the store and ended up buying a little bottle of sprinkles for cakes and what not and a hand warmer. I emptied the bottle and washed it out with water and went to the car. My cousin showed up, gave him the bottle and opened the hand warmer(takes 15-30 min to warm up). He filled it up and I immediately put the bottle in the jock strap pocket with the hand warmer on one side; and drove straight to the place. When I got there I decided to take the warmer out in the car. I sat and waited for about 45 minutes before it was my turn. It wasnt a visual test but the lady was rite on the other side of the door filling out paper work and it was extremely quiet. I was lucky I had to pee so bad from the wait and being nervous. I peed in the toilet using one hand and opened the bottle with the other(being very careful) and filled up the container. Paused peeing for a second and then peed on the side of the toilet(to sound like i was peeing in the cup).

The temp was 93, and the lady didnt say a thing and didnt write anything bad down on the paper(I have a copy and it was check marked that it was between 90-100).

She then put the sample in two different containers. What does this mean?

Sorry for such a long reply. Hopefully ill find out the results soon

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She then put the sample in two different containers. What does this mean?

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This is known as a split-sample collection. The sample is split into Bottle A and Bottle B. Bottle A undergoes the analysis while Bottle B gets put away in storage. If Bottle A tests positive for a particular drug(s), and the donor decides to mount a challenge to the result, then Bottle B gets tested.

got the call and the boss said I passed. I start next Tuesday.( My birthday is monday and my hours for my current job dont change until next week.)

Way to go.:thumbsup: Congrads to you on a successful sub and welcome to the Sub Club.

Best of luck with the job. :smokin:

thanks

Question for burnt toast. How long do u think they would keep a bottle b.? Synthetic wont grow bacteria and reg would in a storage type enviroment right?

I plan on rubber banding the heatpads to the bottle (use the Goody thick ones...less noise and less fumbling). I have a 4 oz bottle with a temp gauge on it (careful not to put the pad directly on the thermometer...you will get a false hot reading...) Then I plan on wearing panty hose over 2 pairs of granny panties to hold it in. I am placing the bottle in between the two pairs. Since I can tell youre a dude, my boyfriend wears two pairs of tight boxer briefs and places the bottle in his taint between the 2 pairs.

Keep us updated on how it goes k?

Miss Botwin

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Originally Posted by disc_aholic

Question for burnt toast. How long do u think they would keep a bottle b.? Synthetic wont grow bacteria and reg would in a storage type enviroment right?

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Mosts synthetics carry a 18-24 month shelf life at room temp.
Synthetics wont grow bacteria. Instead, when the synthetic has reached the end of its shelf life, the urine constituent "buffers" (creatinine, pH, S/G, etc) break down to zero, resulting in a "not consistent with human urine" ruling.