ok you fuckers are all on drugs

ok this is were this starts, a long time ago in a town not so far away unless u live in shefield then its a five mile drive down the m4 but lets get back to that, i have a lot of questions one can you lot teach me to type. does enyone here teach martial arts and can you teach me. 3 enyone got like a way to get every girl with like not much evoft .4 can enyone give me a plant of 1kg of bud .5 do you think these questions are geting worse.6 wots the worst you could do with a ravor sharp katana .7 do you rekon it would be bad or good to live for ever and be like indestructible.8 wots the highest youve ever been.9 your on drugs

So what are you saying??

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Originally Posted by Looker

So what are you saying??

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Lol, ya, no shit man. What the fuck are you talking about?

1. No, get a program that will teach you how to type. They sell them really cheap at places like wal-mart. $9.99 even.

2. No. Buy a gun on the black market.

3. Yes. Look up Escort in the yellow pages.

4. Don't have one. If I did, I would be too high to bother responding to this post.

5. Yes. Very much so.

6. Kill someone.

7. Bad

8. I don't remember.

9. Not right now I'm not.

Yerbloodyarse is startintomakemewanPISSOFF bollocks the fookindustmn arsrbuggerw iwith is bloody girlfriendn Isaid "eh wot" nfrontofMarksNSpencers..

This one time, in band camp....

omfg....STFU DUDE!

I need advil badly after reading that.

FUCK MAN!!!!


that shit hurt my head reading it...seriously...

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Originally Posted by kraloth

ok this is were this starts, a long time ago in a town not so far away unless u live in shefield then its a five mile drive down the m4 but lets get back to that, i have a lot of questions one can you lot teach me to type. does enyone here teach martial arts and can you teach me. 3 enyone got like a way to get every girl with like not much evoft .4 can enyone give me a plant of 1kg of bud .5 do you think these questions are geting worse.6 wots the worst you could do with a ravor sharp katana .7 do you rekon it would be bad or good to live for ever and be like indestructible.8 wots the highest youve ever been.9 your on drugs

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lol funny stuff

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Originally Posted by Looker

Yerbloodyarse is startintomakemewanPISSOFF bollocks the fookindustmn arsrbuggerw iwith is bloody girlfriendn Isaid "eh wot" nfrontofMarksNSpencers..

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hahaha even funnier :D

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ok this is were this starts, a long time ago in a town not so far away unless u live in shefield then its a five mile drive down the m4 but lets get back to that, i have a lot of questions one can you lot teach me to type. does enyone here teach martial arts and can you teach me. 3 enyone got like a way to get every girl with like not much evoft .4 can enyone give me a plant of 1kg of bud .5 do you think these questions are geting worse.6 wots the worst you could do with a ravor sharp katana .7 do you rekon it would be bad or good to live for ever and be like indestructible.8 wots the highest youve ever been.9 your on drugs

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What's that Baxter? You know I don't speak spainish

KRALOTH: YOUR MAIN PROBLEM IS THAT YOU LIVE IN SHEFFIELD MATE HAHAHAHA, MASS RESPECT SHAUN MURPHY ROTHERHAM BADBOY, SNOOKER MEISTRO!

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Originally Posted by kraloth

ok this is were this starts, a long time ago in a town not so far away unless u live in shefield then its a five mile drive down the m4 but lets get back to that, i have a lot of questions one can you lot teach me to type. does enyone here teach martial arts and can you teach me. 3 enyone got like a way to get every girl with like not much evoft .4 can enyone give me a plant of 1kg of bud .5 do you think these questions are geting worse.6 wots the worst you could do with a ravor sharp katana .7 do you rekon it would be bad or good to live for ever and be like indestructible.8 wots the highest youve ever been.9 your on drugs

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ok your mashed

1. it will come with time

2. I have a orange belt in judo, but I live in newcastle soz

3. be cool and confident

4. No hands off the bud youve had enough

5. Hell yeah

6. Meet you

7. It would get boring id be content with like 300 or so

8. Not as high as you are right now

9. Is that even a question?

stonerboy upon reading your signature i have deciphered you smoke aproxximately 30 joints a day if you only get 10,000 points in your video game.....that's alot of bud....(dunt ask why i figured that out...it's about the most intresting thing in this whole damned post!)

lol
I think the actual songs from south park but if I had enough weed i would hav 30

no, dude, the song is by bob marley, redone by Sublime.

here's the actual lyrics.

i smoke two joints in the morning,
i smoke two joints at night.
i smoke two joints in the afternoon
it makes me feel alright.
i smoke two joints in time of peace,
and two in time of war.
i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
and then i smoke two more.

there's also a couple of verses, look 'em up if you want to know 'em.

Sublime version sucks though.
The songs about joints and it starts off with bong noises.

...i like bong noises....but how could you make a joint noise?

Why does their need to be a noise period?!

I would hate to have a noisy period. Especially if I was a guy. Which I am. So I would.

Edit: I mean which I would hate to have a noisy period, not which I would have a noisy period. I dont know what i'm saying.

Hahahahahahaha!

i remember this post

what the fuck, i think some one hit the rock a little too hard

Someone got hit with a rock a little too hard.

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I would hate to have a noisy period. Especially if I was a guy. Which I am. So I would.

Edit: I mean which I would hate to have a noisy period, not which I would have a noisy period. I dont know what i'm saying.

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i have no clue what he just said

ok you fuckers are all on drugs.

What gave you that idea? :rolleyes:

this thread is absolutely hillarious rofl

I'm this ninja kick since you mentioned katanas, so here goes.

1. Ninja's don't need to type they just send letters written in blood.

2. Just wander the mountains until you find the one guy that never leaves there.

3. Get adopted by Hugh Hefner.

4. I had one, but then I made brownies and sold em in a bake sale.

5. Yes, but that's why I'm answering them.

6. Kill every pigeon in every major city..... blindfolded.

7. Bad. Read the spirituality forum, sounds like there's too much cool shit to be stuck here forever.

8. On top of Mount St. Helens. :)

9. Thats a given.




And btw psycho, I think the lyrics in stonerboy's sig come from the SPM version of "Smoke 2 Joints".

Plain and simple drugs are for some people.....but definitely not this motherfucker :p

ITS KRALOTH! where have you been man? (since you got kkd outta skl ;) )

dude lay off the smoke lol, this thread is old as fuck.....

hey bob marley didn't write smoke two joints

kraloth lay off the crack and did you hit your friend with a can of larger?

what i read that i had such a blank expression on my face.lol