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05-01-2005, 09:51 PM
StarcommanderX

pissed in my pants

the other day i smoked an eigth of the chronic in one sitting. while watching re-runs of "Cheers" i started pissing myself for no reason (i had just gone to the bathroom) and was like "shit!". after a while i just forgot about it and fell asleep in my piss. then i woke up with shit all over my face!!! and up my nose!!! and some in my ears!!! CAN ANYONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME???!!!! p.s. im pretty sure its not because of my legal insanity or poor eyesight, so you guys can rule those out.
05-01-2005, 10:33 PM
Looker

pissed in my pants

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH :D
05-01-2005, 10:43 PM
EverydayJunglist

pissed in my pants

is that how y'all houstonians get down?
05-01-2005, 10:45 PM
StarcommanderX

pissed in my pants

well we also get down when we see arabs. by down i mean down on the ground.
05-01-2005, 10:57 PM
EverydayJunglist

pissed in my pants

lol
05-01-2005, 10:58 PM
EverydayJunglist

pissed in my pants

haha,what is it with you and shitting,taking shits while high,shit in your ears etc.??
05-01-2005, 10:59 PM
Pass The Rizla

pissed in my pants

he likes talking crap lol
05-01-2005, 11:10 PM
StarcommanderX

pissed in my pants

shit just cracks me up. sometimes i just take a nice shit while reading a good magazine, like readers digest and then just stare at my shit floating in the toilet. and laugh.
05-01-2005, 11:31 PM
Sensi Super Skunk

pissed in my pants

Man, you talk a lotta shit.
05-01-2005, 11:35 PM
Dark Seraph

pissed in my pants

I drank my coffee on the toilet today...It's a very weird feeling, having something shoot out of you while at the same time you're gulping down a hot cup o' joe.
05-01-2005, 11:37 PM
DonnieDarko

pissed in my pants

Sounds like you got shitfaced .... happens to everybody. At least you weren't knee deep in shit. That can be a tough shituation.
05-01-2005, 11:50 PM
GHoSToKeR

pissed in my pants

lol <-- thats all i can think to say
05-02-2005, 12:43 AM
GreenGaucho

pissed in my pants

Yea i know what's going on. You make up absolutely unbelieveable stories in hopes of getting attention. I pity you.
05-02-2005, 12:51 AM
DonnieDarko

pissed in my pants

Commander .... How old are you ??? This is perfectly norml for a 6 month old. May be a case of arrested development ....
05-02-2005, 12:52 AM
Mojavpa

pissed in my pants

Wow! And I thought I needed therapy.
05-02-2005, 01:01 AM
EverydayJunglist

pissed in my pants

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenGaucho

Yea i know what's going on. You make up absolutely unbelieveable stories in hopes of getting attention. I pity you.

maybe he does,but the shit is hilarious
05-02-2005, 01:07 AM
Mojavpa

pissed in my pants

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonnieDarko

Commander .... How old are you ??? This is perfectly norml for a 6 month old. May be a case of arrested development ....

Yeah you need to be 6 months old to enjoy re-runs of Cheers lol
05-02-2005, 02:03 AM
StarcommanderX

pissed in my pants

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenGaucho

Yea i know what's going on. You make up absolutely unbelieveable stories in hopes of getting attention. I pity you.

attention from people i dont even know over the internet is exactly what i need!!! but pity is something i absolutely do NOT need. to tell the truth, some of my stories are half truths and some of them are totally not true. (it should be obvious) but to get to the point, my stories are meant to entertain people, even if its a couple out of a thousand. enough of that, i gotta catch the "I Love Lucy" marathon on nick at nite!!!!! that is after i take a shit in my grandmother's bath tub ( my grandma is taking a bubble bath, as she usually does on weekend nights....or weeknights....nights of the weekend...sunday nights.... so while she leaves the bubble things in the bath to soak and create bubbles, im going to leave her a nice surprise! she'll freak out when she finds out! )
05-02-2005, 02:23 AM
EverydayJunglist

pissed in my pants

jesus christ
05-02-2005, 02:45 AM
Stedric

pissed in my pants

This immature shit is some funny shit (this thread's shit count as of now is 14). :D
05-02-2005, 03:21 AM
likemclever

pissed in my pants

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonnieDarko

Sounds like you got shitfaced .... happens to everybody. At least you weren't knee deep in shit. That can be a tough shituation.

fucking hilarious
05-02-2005, 05:47 AM
GreenGaucho

pissed in my pants

Quote:

Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

attention from people i dont even know over the internet is exactly what i need!!! but pity is something i absolutely do NOT need. to tell the truth, some of my stories are half truths and some of them are totally not true. (it should be obvious) but to get to the point, my stories are meant to entertain people, even if its a couple out of a thousand. enough of that, i gotta catch the "I Love Lucy" marathon on nick at nite!!!!! that is after i take a shit in my grandmother's bath tub ( my grandma is taking a bubble bath, as she usually does on weekend nights....or weeknights....nights of the weekend...sunday nights.... so while she leaves the bubble things in the bath to soak and create bubbles, im going to leave her a nice surprise! she'll freak out when she finds out! )

I still pity. Someday you'll grow up.
05-02-2005, 10:13 AM
Darkneon420

pissed in my pants

Lmao, very funny shit! :D TOKE ON!!!!!
05-02-2005, 12:44 PM
Reefer Rogue

pissed in my pants

I love these kind of threads :D
05-02-2005, 07:12 PM
Hektik

pissed in my pants

Quote:

Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

the other day i smoked an eigth of the chronic in one sitting. while watching re-runs of "Cheers" i started pissing myself for no reason (i had just gone to the bathroom) and was like "shit!". after a while i just forgot about it and fell asleep in my piss. then i woke up with shit all over my face!!! and up my nose!!! and some in my ears!!! CAN ANYONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME???!!!! p.s. im pretty sure its not because of my legal insanity or poor eyesight, so you guys can rule those out.

don't worry man, it happens to everyone. twice a week for me :cool:
05-02-2005, 08:27 PM
Stedric

pissed in my pants

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

I love these kind of threads :D

Star Commander's immature ones? Or the ones where we all make a bunch of bad puns? I love the bad puns.
05-02-2005, 08:30 PM
Reefer Rogue

pissed in my pants

Usually they're the same thread.
05-02-2005, 10:36 PM
Satovan

pissed in my pants

Man, why do people bitch when they see immature shit? People should try to take a break from the stress of their adult lives and revert back to simple childhood good times and have a laugh at the absurd from time to time. It's no harm, and what more do you expect from an internet message board?
05-03-2005, 01:55 AM
StarcommanderX

pissed in my pants

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satovan

Man, why do people bitch when they see immature shit? People should try to take a break from the stress of their adult lives and revert back to simple childhood good times and have a laugh at the absurd from time to time. It's no harm, and what more do you expect from an internet message board?

when i want to savor those old childhood memories, i whip out the old playboys and hustlers, and reminesce back to high school, with a bottle of vaseline and a box of kleenex near by!!!!
05-10-2005, 03:37 AM
Dutchmaster

pissed in my pants

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
05-11-2005, 12:56 AM
minksativa

pissed in my pants

man, you freak me out with all those made up for sale stories.