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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think, "that ought to taste good"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do they call it an 'asteroid' when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a 'hemorrhoid' when it's inside your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do they call it a boxing ring when it is a square?
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this a funny one
im not answering tho lol
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this a funny one
im not answering tho lol
lol:D
What do you call male ballerinas?-there has to be a word for them:D
:D
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why donâ??t they make the whole plane out of it?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship itâ??s called cargo?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?:D
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I can understand the cow one since women breast feed but the egg one has made me wonder for years. I was actually pondering that yesterday when I was frying up some eggs for breakfast. I don't want to offend anyone with what I think a male ballerina is called.:D
If a plane was made of the black box material, it would never be able to get off the ground because it would weigh too much.
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lol:D
I don't want to offend anyone with what I think a male ballerina is called.:D
i hope that you are thinking what im thinking:D
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"Gay"....you're looking for the word "gay"...I think it's ok to use it if you put it in parenthesis....LOL!
Who was the first person to eat a raw oyster? Musta been awful hungry...
Who decided crabs were good to eat?
If a man says something, and a woman is not around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Is Army Intelligence even possible?
What's a jumbo shrimp?
I love to get a buzz on and ponder these things...keeps me occupied for hours, but I'm blonde...:D
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"Gay"....you're looking for the word "gay"...I think it's ok to use it if you put it in parenthesis....LOL!
Who was the first person to eat a raw oyster? Musta been awful hungry...
Who decided crabs were good to eat?
If a man says something, and a woman is not around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Is Army Intelligence even possible?
What's a jumbo shrimp?
I love to get a buzz on and ponder these things...keeps me occupied for hours, but I'm blonde...:D
"Gay"....you're looking for the word "gay"...I think it's ok to use it if you put it in parenthesis....LOL! :D:D you said that not me:D:D:thumbsup:
Who was the first person to eat a raw oyster? Musta been awful hungry...I AGREE
What's a jumbo shrimp?you tell me:D i wanna get some i love these little youks,just allways need plenty of tic tac later:D
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Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
I was hoping you were going to ask this. (actually...I was expecting it)
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If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
You still have to pay the ticket for driving without your headlights lights on.
Unless you did this during the day...
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If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
They fight free doms. The dom maker's union hires thugs to keep people from giving dom's away like government pensions... (sorry...watching too much news lately)
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What's a jumbo shrimp?
About $9.00 a pound.
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Can blind people see their dreams?
Only if they turn the volume up...
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why donâ??t they make the whole plane out of it?
Makers of the black box still have the patent, and if they shared that patent, the company would go out of business due to lack of need.
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Perhaps some Listerine would remedy this for ya.
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What do you call male ballerinas?
Well, breaking it down...ball-erina's (male body part followed by erina's) are female, so a male one would have to have something beginning with a female body part and ending in -erina's I guess. Perhaps boob-erina's? (I self-edited the other possibilities I came up with)
No, not all male ballerina's are Virgo's. (that's what you meant, right...?
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I was hoping you were going to ask this. (actually...I was expecting it)
You still have to pay the ticket for driving without your headlights lights on.
Unless you did this during the day...
They fight free doms. The dom maker's union hires thugs to keep people from giving dom's away like government pensions... (sorry...watching too much news lately)
About $9.00 a pound.
Only if they turn the volume up...
Makers of the black box still have the patent, and if they shared that patent, the company would go out of business due to lack of need.
Perhaps some Listerine would remedy this for ya.
Well, breaking it down...ball-erina's (male body part followed by erina's) are female, so a male one would have to have something beginning with a female body part and ending in -erina's I guess. Perhaps boob-erina's? (I self-edited the other possibilities I came up with)
No, not all male ballerina's are Virgo's. (that's what you meant, right...?
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man your unreal:D:S2::jointsmile:
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Originally Posted by Rusty Trichome
I was hoping you were going to ask this. (actually...I was expecting it)
You still have to pay the ticket for driving without your headlights lights on.
Unless you did this during the day...
They fight free doms. The dom maker's union hires thugs to keep people from giving dom's away like government pensions... (sorry...watching too much news lately)
About $9.00 a pound.
Only if they turn the volume up...
Makers of the black box still have the patent, and if they shared that patent, the company would go out of business due to lack of need.
Perhaps some Listerine would remedy this for ya.
Well, breaking it down...ball-erina's (male body part followed by erina's) are female, so a male one would have to have something beginning with a female body part and ending in -erina's I guess. Perhaps boob-erina's? (I self-edited the other possibilities I came up with)
No, not all male ballerina's are Virgo's. (that's what you meant, right...?
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like it (thunbs up bra)
oh and i was gonna come back ans say yep male ballerina is a puff but each to there own....hehehehe
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you all know we gonna get some pissed male ballerinas on our case now
it be there own fault
still dont know why me smileys not working damm things feel lost with out them
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you all know we gonna get some pissed male ballerinas on our case now
it be there own fault
still dont know why me smileys not working damm things feel lost with out them
are you sure that you didnt disable anithing in your control panel..:D?
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are you sure that you didnt disable anithing in your control panel..:D?
nope not to my knowledge im gonna restart the comp in a bit see if that sort it
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If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Depends...high beams or low beams...?
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Depends...high beams or low beams...?
aaa....i didnt get that:D
wait il smoke something now,i might figure that out in few min time:jointsmile::D
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nope not to my knowledge im gonna restart the comp in a bit see if that sort it
sry i wanted to say USER CP.cos you can disable smylys there..:D
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My face starting to hurt from laughing...
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A ballerina (Italian for female dancer) is a title used to describe a principal female professional ballet dancer in a large company; the male equivalent to this title is danseur (French) or ballerino (Italian). Although the term ballerina is now commonly used informally to describe any female ballet dancer, it was once a rank given only to the most exceptional female soloists. The opera singer informal equivalent is diva. More or less, depending on the source, the rankings for women, from highest to lowest, used to be:
For men, the ranks were:
- Premier danseur noble
- Premier danseur
- Sujet
- Coryphée
- Corps de ballet
Today, ballet companies continue to rank their dancers in hierarchical fashion, although most have adopted a sex neutral classification system, and very few recognise a single leading dancer. In most large companies, there are usually several leading dancers of each sex, titled Principal Dancer or Etoile to reflect their seniority within the company. Other common rankings include those of Corps de Ballet and Soloist. The title of Prima Ballerina Assoluta is rarely used, and it is usually reserved as a mark of respect for an internationally renowned dancer who has had a highly notable career. Dancers who are identified as a Guest Artist, are usually those who have achieved a high rank with their company, and have subsequently been engaged to dance with other ballet companies around the world, normally performing the lead role.
Not sure if anyone wanted this information, but I thought it would be informative to those whom really wanted to know. But I'm medicating myself so don't fault me for this post. lol :stoned:
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My face starting to hurt from laughing...
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lol
i know what ya mean bro funny shizzal
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i use da love this thread xD lmao i fre found that by accident when i was trying da change my e-mail adress.
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Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
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lol:D
What do you call male ballerinas?-there has to be a word for them:D
:D
Ballerinos. Use google.
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lol:D
What do you call male ballerinas?-there has to be a word for them:D
:D
They're called FAGGOTS<<
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lmao Bass.lol i tought the same tho LuLzBoaT story checks out =(,,, BOOORIIING xD thats why i use firefox not google.. xD
