wot should i do

wot should i do ok i asked out this long time mate of mine and then my not so mate mate whos liked her for ages tells her i only wanna go out with her cuz i think shes easy, and now she wont even talk to me so this is two questions. 1 wot should i do about the girl 2 wot should i do to my not so mate mate i wanna kick his head in so bad he can never tell enyone enything again but right now even a damageing punch will mean my being xspenld from skl, so should i jump him and do that so he cant tell enyone who it was. help most welcome if u live near me bristol hillfields

....not you a-fucking-gain....i seriously think you do this for attention cuz you're damn post never make no fucking sense.....and you probably are just after the pusssy anyways....maybe she don't wanna talk toyou cuz you talk as bad as you type LOL!

now, now, play nice...

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

....not you a-fucking-gain....i seriously think you do this for attention cuz you're damn post never make no fucking sense.....and you probably are just after the pusssy anyways....maybe she don't wanna talk toyou cuz you talk as bad as you type LOL!

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LMFAO!!!!!! Kraloth, i don't know what to tell you except what i always tell you: Hit everyone with cans of lager. Problem solved.

seduce his sister or mother or both then seduce the girls mother and sister

that right, get all up in the family, we like it!

GANG BANG!

Throwgh knives every where. Lol. Nah man, truthfully I don't know what to do. Hope it all works out for you.

yes mates best advice and this shit i rote makes perfect sense
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wot should i do ok i asked out this long time mate of mine, then my not so mate mate whos liked her for ages tells her i only wanna go out with her cuz i think shes easy, and now she wont even talk to me.so this is two questions. 1 wot should i do about the girl. 2 wot should i do to my not so mate mate i wanna kick his head in so bad he can never tell enyone enything again, sigh but right now even a damageing punch will mean my being xspenld from skl, so should i jump him and beat him so bad that he cant tell enyone who it was.

p.s help most welcome if u live near me bristol hillfields


this eny better

no you non typing basterd....tell your special ed teacher you need help with grammar....BADLY!

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

no you non typing basterd....tell your special ed teacher you need help with grammar....BADLY!

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HAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG MAN thats like the funniest thing ive ever heard.

kraloth, learn to spell homie

you think that's funny....search posts he started and look on like the 2nd or 3rd page of "this guy got me kiked out of skl" or somthing like that.....on one of those pages someone translated it....had me nearly pissing myself...or maybe it did have me pissing myself i dunt remember right now.....but look it up....definately worth the time when your stoned...heh..ima go read it now....lolol

omfg kraloth wtf man. i dont even think theres a word for how bad u type. when i read what u write i start foaming at the mouth and my brain starts leaking out of my ears.

IM STONED LOL

but thats not the point. kraloth, instead of wasting ur time with this girl and ur " mate mate" do sumthing productive like going to ur local library. maybe that girl will then start to like u again now that she can understand u.

later

fuck you all fuckers i dont write that bad
your to dumb for my typing

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Originally Posted by kraloth

wot should i do ok i asked out this long time mate of mine and then my not so mate mate whos liked her for ages tells her i only wanna go out with her cuz i think shes easy, and now she wont even talk to me so this is two questions. 1 wot should i do about the girl 2 wot should i do to my not so mate mate i wanna kick his head in so bad he can never tell enyone enything again but right now even a damageing punch will mean my being xspenld from skl, so should i jump him and do that so he cant tell enyone who it was. help most welcome if u live near me bristol hillfields

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smoke another bowl

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Originally Posted by kraloth

fuck you all fuckers i dont write that bad
your to dumb for my typing

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woah dude! start typing when your pissed off more often i can actually understand that! holy shit!!!!!! .......but it should be "Fuck all of you fuckers. I don't type [this is a computer.....not pen and paper] that bad. You're just too dumb for my typing.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

you think that's funny....search posts he started and look on like the 2nd or 3rd page of "this guy got me kiked out of skl" or somthing like that.....on one of those pages someone translated it....had me nearly pissing myself...or maybe it did have me pissing myself i dunt remember right now.....but look it up....definately worth the time when your stoned...heh..ima go read it now....lolol

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-pmsl- I remember it.

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Originally Posted by kraloth

fuck you all fuckers i dont write that bad
your to dumb for my typing

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Roflmao!

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

you think that's funny....search posts he started and look on like the 2nd or 3rd page of "this guy got me kiked out of skl" or somthing like that.....on one of those pages someone translated it....had me nearly pissing myself...or maybe it did have me pissing myself i dunt remember right now.....but look it up....definately worth the time when your stoned...heh..ima go read it now....lolol

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haha yeah dude ive read those before and thought it was funny as shit but i didnt realize that it was him

but kraloth, you can buy stickers for your keyboard that you put on your buttons that make the letters extra large. maybe you should invest in those. i think it would help us all out

for anyone who hasn't read the translation i highly suggest you do, becasue it is some funny ass shit :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Originally Posted by kraloth

fuck you all fuckers i dont write that bad
your to dumb for my typing

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Control yourself cabron

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Originally Posted by kraloth

and i might change my name to exilese and devote y life to bringing honor back to the world and bring back gd war not hideing behind a wall or wotever and shooting people geting close up and fighting with honor and swords martial arts unarmed numchucks wot ever i wont to become a worior and fight like no other

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Originally Posted by Bman719

DUDE... You say you aren't high now, and you're still fucking spelling words wrong left and right. can we say CHALLENGE (not chalenge?), Intelligence (as opposed to your intelegence) and for fucks sake, who doesn't know how to spell HITLER. Seriously man... you are a fucking dumbass....... you don't have the reading capabilities of a nineteen year old, since you don't even have the reading capabilities of a ten year old. All you're doing is making a dumbass of yourself on these boards.... for your own sake, stop fucking posting.

PS: Have you hit puberty yet? I'd assume not.... :D

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-Rofl- -pmsl- Man, I am literally crying.

P.S. - I'm not trying flame anyone. :D I'm just tweakin'.

Give her the assasin. It's where your doing her doggystyle, and when your about ready to blow, spit on her back, and when she turns around you shoot your load all over her face. And for your friend, blow up his car and kill his grandparents. Oh ya if he has a dog, cut it's back legs off.

wot the fuck, that last one was the best you fuckers man this is english typing not fat americans

What do you mean

COCKNEY??

Are you really that pathetic that you guys need to pick on someone for having poor typing abilities? C'mon folks, it's not that hard to ignore someone. Debasing them is unnecessary and makes you seem pretty uncool.

And slipknot, I know you pride yourself in being a piece of shit, but lay off him. Did he do anything to you? You sit here making fun of his intelligence as if 90% of the members on this forum aren't more intelligent then you. ((they are))

lets stop throwing shit to each ether, lets try to have some peace, i know the world is fuck up, but come on we have to try to health it not to make it worse.... ;)

fuck everyone that insults me you american fucks your clothes sizes are one smaller so a size 16 is a size 14 fat basterds no offense intended

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

LMFAO!!!!!! Kraloth, i don't know what to tell you except what i always tell you: Hit everyone with cans of lager. Problem solved.

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lol, the nonsensical lager-can-attack posts......

i just nearly wet myself after reading the translation, ermitonto, you are a funny mother fucker!

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Originally Posted by kraloth

fuck everyone that insults me you american fucks your clothes sizes are one smaller so a size 16 is a size 14 fat basterds no offense intended

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ok that makes even less sense than any of your before posts....and that is reallllly fukin horrible dude.....you tell us "fuck everyone that insults me" (which is basicly the whole board because even if they don't say nothing i know they are laughing their ass off at your stupidity) and then you call us "fat bastereds" (Get in ma belly!, i want my baby back baby back baby back ribs) .....then you say no offense intended.....HOW DAMN IGNORANT ARE YOU......YOU INSULT US THEN TELL US YOU DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND US! GOD YOU ARE AN A CLASS RETARD! btw..i din't really take offense to it...because your typing is to humorous for me to get mad loloooololol soo hahah

rite nah but manhattan has 4 mucdonalds per squar mile and sumit oround the mark of 40 percent of americans are fat or obbese 1in 3 americans is fat statistics not opinion i mean thats a problem man

kraloth = drink bleech

Now, now Kraloth dont insult the english by saying they type like that, I have met plenty of literate english people in my times, and btw not all americans are fat, but then again Id rather be fat than retarded...........

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Originally Posted by Creeper

Now, now Kraloth dont insult the english by saying they type like that, I have met plenty of literate english people in my times, and btw not all americans are fat, but then again Id rather be fat than retarded...........

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Ya you stupid fuck! LOL

I think Kraloth is a diet when you drink a lot of sperm for a protein supplement. Nice name fag!

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Originally Posted by kraloth

wot should i do ok i asked out this long time mate of mine and then my not so mate mate whos liked her for ages tells her i only wanna go out with her cuz i think shes easy, and now she wont even talk to me so this is two questions. 1 wot should i do about the girl 2 wot should i do to my not so mate mate i wanna kick his head in so bad he can never tell enyone enything again but right now even a damageing punch will mean my being xspenld from skl, so should i jump him and do that so he cant tell enyone who it was. help most welcome if u live near me bristol hillfields

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here let me translate: i asked out my friend who i have known for a long time. This guy who is less of a friend told her that i just wanted to get on her cuz i thought she was easy. Now she will not speak to me. First question : what do i do to fix the current situation between me and my long time friend and my Second question : What should i do to the guy who lied to her? I want to kick his ass but right now even one punch would mean exspulsion from school. So, should i jump him and beat him up badly enough to make him shut up?

P.S. u guys need to stop being so mean i admit last time was bad but the guy needs help and he's asking people who were really mean to him so obviously he needs help.... Come on!!

thats called the harry houdien not the assassin where i live if that fails just hit him with a can or lager