I want to smoke weed again so bad but awhile ago my mom caught me and i havent cause she thretend drug tests but none so far...but i want to soo bad but i wanna be clean incase she does take me for one....can anyone help me with this situation....?
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I want to smoke weed again so bad but awhile ago my mom caught me and i havent cause she thretend drug tests but none so far...but i want to soo bad but i wanna be clean incase she does take me for one....can anyone help me with this situation....?
id refuse to do the test. Nobody can make you.
sure they can.. if he's not 18
he'll get in trouble man
better to take the test, then smoke weed right after....
My friend drank a bottle of listerine (sp?) and he THINKS it cleared his system b/c he smoked about 3 days before that, drank it, and took a test right after and passed...I don't know if i would suggest it though, plus you might get a little drunk lol
Just read up on ways to clear your system. But be very careful, don't like...drink dilluted bleach or something.
haha listerine wont do shit man
I didn't think it would, he didn't take any other measures to clean his system though...so I really don't know.Quote:
Originally Posted by LearyS Disciple
but as for getting a little drunk, a bottle of listerine will do that
maybe i'm wrong but i can't believe that some of you on here will let your parents control you in such a manner....this is by no means to go start a rebellion but i built my relationship with my grandma (fuk my grandpa he's just a drunk and pissed at the world) soley on trust. she trusts that i will do the right thing and she would be behind me no matter what decision i make.....even at a young age she wouldn't reallly say anything about me smoking weed except she didn't want me to get locked up. i'm with the one dude that said to refuse the test....but that's just me, and no matter what your age no one can make you do anything i mean are they going to literally take out your ding dong and press on your bladder and make you piss? there may be consequences and reprecusions to your decsision but they are still YOUR decisions and you have to decide to piss in that cup for her to piss test you....if i was you i'd just smoke the weed and if she came up telling me to piss in the cup i'd say "i ain't doing it you can't make me besides it will come out positive anyways so you just wasted your money buying the damn test kit." but if it comes to this make sure you have nothing incriminating anywhere i'd highly suggest only smoking j's and keeping your stash at a friends house and have absolutely nothing related to weed anywhere near you. your parents can still call the cops on you....but they would have to have proof. they can't just take you to jail cuz your parents want them to.....trust me i've went through that with one of my brothers.....just make sure you do good in school and such and break no laws (or atleast leave no proof of it) and cops can't really do much of anything.
^^ Great advice.
LMFAO! :D Good stuff, i agree with everything you said.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
i totally agree with slipknotdude, you have to tell the truth to your familly and show them that smoking weed doesnt afect you as a person or as a student..... slowly they are going to realize that you are right weed isnt bad as they think and maybe one day you all will smoke a big fat "peta" as a beatifull and happy familly....
good luck.........................( i am from south america so i speak spanish, sorry if i dont express my self as i wnted to)
to get your system clean.....take 6 shots of vinigar or dip your fingers in bleach and piss through them.works for my friends everytime.
the only thing with refusing to take a drug test is that my mom will consider that as failing it. if you can do it in an unobvious manner, i say take your own piss test, and give it to your mom if you know its clean.
shes fucken with u whocares just dont be dumb and dont get caught
what r they guna do un zip ur pants hold ur cock and squeez it tillu piss be liek fuck u i ant don shit
and im runnen awaycaus u dontunderstand me
o som one said taht alredy im to lazy to read allteh posts
Piss now and save it!
well they might be just saying that to scare you, i know my parents tried to scare me with that one.. they wouldint aver take me in though.
Ya drink a bunch of listerine right before, then you can get caught for boozin too. I like the idea of pissing now and saving it. You can't do that through the court system, because they watch you piss, but I dont think your mom is going to stare at your shit while you piss for her. If she does, turn around and piss on her, and say "look mom, I'm on drugs"
roflmfaopimp!!! that's somthing i would do literally....lol and then after that say somthing like well my pp loves attention and he must direct himself at anyone else in the roomQuote:
Originally Posted by supersonicchronic
drinkin a bottle of vinegar does actually clear your system i know its gross but it does actually work just try not pukin it up before you get it all down cause then you have to do it again lol
thanks for all the posts ...and yeah but i just dont want her to take me in maybe just to suprise me and then her be dissapointed you know....beucase i love my mom...im a mommas boy lol but thanks alot guys and can anyone else vouge about the bleach
Just tape a condom of clean pee to your leg. Like someone else said, piss now and save.
the bleach thing i think is just another urban legend associated with weed.....seems to be alot of them and i think this is just one of the many....i wouldn't trust it myself....i'd piss on my mom lolololol
............wtf
why dont you just put a little bit of bleach in the cup with the piss in it and mix it up instead of pissing all over your fucking hands lol
well if anyone can vouge that the b;each things diffinatly works then ill just put a little bit of that powder bleach in my wallet and then if she ever wants to suprise me then just go in the room pull out my wallet put a tiny bit in a walla...? does it honestly work? how much should i use?
I eat with my right hand and wipe with my left, so I see no problem with peeing through my fingers!
...ok maybe it's just the 7 sleeping pills but that made no sense to me
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oops,,,posted twice soz
im with youQuote:
that made no sense to me
LMFAO. That has to be some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.Quote:
Originally Posted by supersonicchronic
As an aside, that's a fucking great avatar jakenthegentiles.
Hey man make sure its not the only test you ever pass,
they cant drug test you without your permission,, its law now,, i just went in for one yesterday and said no and they said,"sorry, we cant test him without his compliance"
i think if you smoke a little after a few days it will be gone depends on your body metabolism though n how fast you burn your fats.
hey just tell her you smoke. show her this site and a few others (I reccomend www.hippie.com) and make her realize that it is not a bad thing......or piss on her
Tell the truth man, be hippie-style that's wut I am! :) :cool: how the fuck does a listerine bottle get u drunk?
Wouldnt u b like fresh breathe for 5 days?? lol
How big of a bottle?
don't do it you can die from it but yes you can get drunk from listerine.....someone in my family was in rehab for alcohol and he kept fuking himself and drinking listerine just to get drunk....he eventually died from it tho....but yea you can get drunk from it...and it ain't no little bottle either.....one of those family sized huge ass ones...
If you flushed with listerine wouldn't the alchahol then show up?