Random Vin Diesel Fact generator!

And now, everything you ever wanted to know about Vin Diesel!

http://www.4q.cc/vin/ (refresh to get a new fact!)

Here's a little sample:

Vin Diesel has had sex with your mom on numerous occasions. He has a hotline for finding out how many times and what positions were used. Vin also times his ejaculations, in order to rate himself with the rest of humanity. He's in the number three spot, behind Patrick Stewart and Liberace's corpse

Vin Diesel has been known to make women have orgasms just by growling at them.

Vin Diesel prefers 56k.

Vin Diesel was originally cast for the role of Lassie, but was rejected when he refused to save Timmy from the depths of the well claiming, "those bricks made my butt chaff."

Vin Diesel coined the term "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" before he ate every unicorn in existence...

Vin Diesel bodysurfed the tsunami in Southeast Asia.

Vin Diesel created the periodic table because he named random stuff that he found on the bottom of his shoe.

All your base are belong to Vin Diesel.

The Great Wall of China is the same length as Vin Diesel's penis. It also keeps out Mongolians.

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Watch me get banned for posting a useless topic... :rolleyes:

Doesn't matter, I'm stoned and this is hilarious :D

lol this is funny


"Vin Diesel Built this city, He built this city on rock and roll.

vin diesel used to be a break dancer(true fact)

watch the 2 viids

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/vindiesel.html

I checked out the site learned a lot. :D Did you know that the Chinese built the Great Wall to keep Vin Diesel out due to the fact that he constantly threatened to impregnate every female over 13 years of age in the Ming dynasty and concieve the world's fastest ric shaw runner. Damn, he's been around longer than I thought.:D

yea i didn't know that he constructed a revolving stage out of bon jovi.....

...and i'll still think he's fine as hell. ;D

Heres a picture of Vin before he came to hollywood and got his plastic surgery

You know I had that picture for my avatar but somebody said it was so disturbing that I decided to lose it.. :D

Brilliantly pointless!

Who's Vin Diesal?

I used to admire Vin's muscles until I read he is responsible for the death of the noble unicorn. Fucking slay him and use his DNA to create a unicorn-diesel hybrid. That would be worth watching.