my suckyy ass 4:20

okk so i wake upp at like 10 an i pick up my friends and drive 2 hour ova the new hampshire border 2 pick up a oz of white widow so i lock my keys in my car cause im a fuckin retard ok then i go in2 a bugger king too fget a rodeo cheez burger an i didnt realise i was holdin a bone so i get half way in the door an a cop comes up an asks what im doin so i have all my weed on me and a bone so i jus booked it outa there an ran so he started chasein me an i was still smokin the bone(again im fuckin retarded)i jumped a couple fences and got away but i see crusers goin up all the streets so i hid under som1s porch(in a town ive never been in b4)so i smoked another bone under there and fellasleep an about 2 hrs later my fone rings and its my friend he got the door open and was drivin around lookin 4 me so he came an picked me up an we got the fuck outa there an ive been smokin eva since

wtf is a bone?

Old school slang for joint.

Fucking insane story. 420 may not actually be police code for reported marijuana smoking, but nowadays it's code for "send a fuckload of cops all over the place and nab stoner punks."

thats fucked up. Good thing u got away man.

yeah it is,iwas so high 2 i didnt no wat to do at first he was like kid wat are u doin an i was like dude im gettin a burger then i jus ran like fuck

lol showed that cop

later

Great story, I had a quiet 420 but nice nonetheless. Didn't get high til around 7.

that was a pretty crazy story

Sounds like fun.

damn,, u should've blew smoke in his face then ran. me and this alaskan women i met smoked a whole 3 ounces. neway,, thats a cool story, to bad u had to get chased

hahaha damn funyn story. u did well smokin in his face bwhaahaha