i need some reassurance please...

alright, i smoked 3-4 times a day every day for the past 3 years or so give or take a couple days, and haven't smoked for two weeks. i have been taking these detox pills for the past six days and trying to exercise to get my metabolism going. i think i have to drug test for a new job and i would test on site. the job is at an oil company so they use high quality testing i suppose. im just wondering if there is anything else i can do to assure a clean test result. should i take something the day i go or ask somebody who is clean to give me a sample. im nervous...

All you probally need to do is go and get you some of that sinthetic urine with the heat pack pouch.... That should cover you without a doubt.:thumbsup:

i was just worried that they would be able to tell that it was synthetic.

No trust me I know people who work for big companies,Truck drivers etc....It will work trust me.

i appreciate it. is that stuff expensive? i dont get paid until friday and am not sure when i will have to drug test.

It usually runs between $20-$30 shop around go to diffrent dispenseries they wil definatly have it...

I just got fired last friday after failing two piss tests... I used Magnum Synthetic Clean Stream and Quick Fix 5.7.. Both Tests came back as "abnormal Characteristics - Failed"... I lost my job.. In order to regain eligibility again,, I need to take a 12 week rehab class. which I started on Saturday.. So fkn stoopid over some fkn weed... I'm in the class with some low lives... but whatever.. i need to get my job back.. All I can say is don't trust the synthetic.. Sure everyone on here passed with it,, but I guess I was the fkn exception to the rule.. Peace Health Labratories detected that shit right away and because I enjoy smoking on occassion I lost a damn good job.. But hey,, do what you need to and hopefully everything works out for you.. Just wanted to let you hear my story...

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Originally Posted by desmond8485

I just got fired last friday after failing two piss tests... I used Magnum Synthetic Clean Stream and Quick Fix 5.7.. Both Tests came back as "abnormal Characteristics - Failed"... I lost my job.. In order to regain eligibility again,, I need to take a 12 week rehab class. which I started on Saturday.. So fkn stoopid over some fkn weed... I'm in the class with some low lives... but whatever.. i need to get my job back.. All I can say is don't trust the synthetic.. Sure everyone on here passed with it,, but I guess I was the fkn exception to the rule.. Peace Health Labratories detected that shit right away and because I enjoy smoking on occassion I lost a damn good job.. But hey,, do what you need to and hopefully everything works out for you.. Just wanted to let you hear my story...

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Were both products up to date and are you sure neither were counterfeit?

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Originally Posted by desmond8485

I just got fired last friday after failing two piss tests... I used Magnum Synthetic Clean Stream and Quick Fix 5.7.. Both Tests came back as "abnormal Characteristics - Failed"... I lost my job.. In order to regain eligibility again,, I need to take a 12 week rehab class. which I started on Saturday.. So fkn stoopid over some fkn weed... I'm in the class with some low lives... but whatever.. i need to get my job back.. All I can say is don't trust the synthetic.. Sure everyone on here passed with it,, but I guess I was the fkn exception to the rule.. Peace Health Labratories detected that shit right away and because I enjoy smoking on occassion I lost a damn good job.. But hey,, do what you need to and hopefully everything works out for you.. Just wanted to let you hear my story...

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They have to give you a paper that shows proof of why you failed. "Abnormal Characteristics" doesn't suffice. That's bullshit.

Too long to edit (come on mods, 10 minutes?) Here is my edit of the post above.

They have to give you a paper that shows proof of why you failed. "Abnormal Characteristics" doesn't suffice. That's bullshit and I'll continue to think it's bullshit until I start seeing some real proof that in Oregon they do whatever the hell they feel like when it comes to drug testing folks. Saying you failed is fine, proving it is quite another story. If you are going to take the time to come here on and continue to post how you failed using products that everyone else has no problems passing with, the onus is us on you to back up your claims. EOS. If labs in Oregon ARE failing folks for synthetic they had better have some "value" or "level" that is out of whack to report, not these ambiguous bullshit reasons.

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So... you question the validity of my experience.... For one I don't give a F*** if you believe me or not... Your not the one thats out a job.. but at the same time I agree that proof is the only way to back up anything... so see attachments... PeaceHealth Labratories failed me twice for "abnormal characteristics".. see attachments...

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I'll continue to wait for something that shows what you failed for. You should be the one demanding it, not me. I think what I'm trying to say is be more proactive if you want to help everyone. These labs that are failing synthetic should be saying what characteristics are (or aren't) being detected. Their ambiguous reasons are the problem, not you.

well thank you everybody for your advice and suggestions. i think it will still be a few days before they call me back to make the offer for the job and i will do everything i can to delay the next meeting until next week. this Saturday will be three weeks without smoking and having taken the detox pills, im hoping things will work out. i plan on buying a couple of home tests to try and see if things are working. a friend suggested that i take the STAT FLUSH pills the day i test. combined with the detox i've already done, i hope that will work. if not, the synthetic urine is my next option.:hippy:

I was also told one time to not eat any meat and make sure you eat veggies and fruit along with everything else you are doing.:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by micjen

I was also told one time to not eat any meat and make sure you eat veggies and fruit along with everything else you are doing.:thumbsup:

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depends when ur test is... if its 2-3 weeks away and u want to clean up. start exercising, eat non fatty foods, so u burn you fat, which stores the thc metabolites.
but when its close to the test date, then u want to eat fatty foods, so ur body starts storing those fats, and stops burning your fat.

I may have to read the dillution thread again. I thought that you needed red meat to have the correct creatine levels in your sample. I think the B12 just makes the color look right. Or is that different if you are trying to actually detoxify.

its b2 not b12.
and ya, if ur doing the dillution method, then u need red meat few days before the test date.
but if ur just trying to clean up, then avoid fatty foods.

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Originally Posted by smashingpandas

alright, i smoked 3-4 times a day every day for the past 3 years or so give or take a couple days, and haven't smoked for two weeks. i have been taking these detox pills for the past six days and trying to exercise to get my metabolism going. i think i have to drug test for a new job and i would test on site. the job is at an oil company so they use high quality testing i suppose. im just wondering if there is anything else i can do to assure a clean test result. should i take something the day i go or ask somebody who is clean to give me a sample. im nervous...

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When do you have to take the test? If you've been clean for two weeks and the test isn't for another week or so you should be fine. Buy an at home drug test from the pharmacy and check your urine first thing in the morning. If it's negative then your good to go.

well, i still havent had to take the test. but i haven't smoked for three weeks and took the 6 day detox pills. i go in tomorrow, but im still not even sure if i'll have to test then. i got the extra strength stat royal flush drink and am hoping that if i have to test it will work. i think that not smoking and everything else should work.

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and took the 6 day detox pills.

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You can't detox THC from your body. These pills don't do a thing.

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i got the extra strength stat royal flush drink and am hoping that if i have to test it will work.

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You can't flush THC from your body either. The dilution thread is a good place to start learning how to pass. Good luck

yeah. i took a home test and still tested positive. after talking with somebody at the smoke shop, they said my best option would be the quick fix synthetic urine. i just hope that doesnt show up on the test.

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Originally Posted by desmond8485

I just got fired last friday after failing two piss tests... I used Magnum Synthetic Clean Stream and Quick Fix 5.7.. Both Tests came back as "abnormal Characteristics - Failed"... I lost my job.. In order to regain eligibility again,, I need to take a 12 week rehab class. which I started on Saturday.. So fkn stoopid over some fkn weed... I'm in the class with some low lives... but whatever.. i need to get my job back.. All I can say is don't trust the synthetic.. Sure everyone on here passed with it,, but I guess I was the fkn exception to the rule.. Peace Health Labratories detected that shit right away and because I enjoy smoking on occassion I lost a damn good job.. But hey,, do what you need to and hopefully everything works out for you.. Just wanted to let you hear my story...

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if you dont mind my asking, what field were you in? im just worried that since it is an oil company they will be looking for synthetic urine and detox things. the lady at the smoke shop said that they have had people from the same company i will be working for who have successfully used the synthetic urine, but im just ridiculously nervous.

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Originally Posted by smashingpandas

if you dont mind my asking, what field were you in? im just worried that since it is an oil company they will be looking for synthetic urine and detox things. the lady at the smoke shop said that they have had people from the same company i will be working for who have successfully used the synthetic urine, but im just ridiculously nervous.

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do u have any clean friends? im going to end up using a friend's urine.

yeah i do, but im not sure how to go about bringing that in. should i buy a heating pouch so i can keep it warm? and what do i keep it in?

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Originally Posted by smashingpandas

yeah i do, but im not sure how to go about bringing that in. should i buy a heating pouch so i can keep it warm? and what do i keep it in?

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i bought this little kit: passitkit.com

i als bought some extra heatpacks to practice.
it comes with synthetic urine, but im not going to use that.

i practiced with water... it takes about an hour for the heat pack to work good.. and an hour for the water to go up to around 97F
i just hope they wont pad me down before the test... because im going to wear 2 tighty whities and put this between them.

the cap has a nozzle on it.. but its kind of impossible to squirt everything out of the bottle with one squeeze, so im just going to unscrew the cap and pour it in the cup.

if u take ur friends urine, freeze it. then when its time, fill the sink with hot water, and put the bottle in there.. it should warm up to 90-92f in a couple of minutes, then have the heat pad ready and put the hear pad against the bottle. i used 2 rubber bands.

like i said, the only thing thats making me really nervous is that procedures that they use at the testing site.. im not familiar with it. i took a drug test once, and i was only asked to empty pockets and not turn on sink or flush.
but i asked a friend he said they pad him down.. but he was applying for a police position.

Substitution from a buddy with clean urine works for me. Like2x. :thumbsup:

well, i took my test today. a friend so generously gave a sample for me and i followed all instructions. now im just hoping for the best.

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well, i took my test today. a friend so generously gave a sample for me and i followed all instructions. now im just hoping for the best.

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what method did u use? howd u hide it?
did they search u or supervise?

i put some almost boiling water in a balloon to sterilize/warm up the balloon then after emptying it, poured the urine in the balloon. then, on my way to the test, kept the balloon in a thermos with water that was at a slightly higher temp than natural body heat. when i got close to the site, i dried off the balloon and kept it in my bra. i wasnt searched or supervised. im hoping all went well. my friend isnt on any prescription drugs and doesnt do any illegal substances.