My method for passing tough tests

I posted this as a reply in another thread, but I think others could benefit from this:

The best way to clean up really fast is like this:

1. About 4 hours before the test, drink about a gallon of water. This is very hard, I know (it used to make me shiver when I did it because of all that cold fluid).

2. Go to the bathroom at least once before you take the test, preferably two or more times. Don't worry about having enough pee to take the test, because all of that water will take several trips to get rid of.

3. The last time you go to the bathroom right before the test, your urine should be completely clear. This is a good sign as it means your body is just passing the water through and there are not many toxins in it.

4. When you take the test, start your stream of urine and let it flow for a second before placing the cup underneath it. Take the cup away from the stream before you are done, and finish peeing in the toilet. In other words, don't use the first, or the last part of your urine stream.

All of these steps are designed to dilute the THC metabolites in your urine down to a level that is below the threshhold of the test. I have taken gov. GCMS tests, which are the hardest to beat, and passed with this method after smoking the night before.

The only drawback to this method is that your urine is totally clear, and some testers might think you diluted it with water somehow. If they give you a hard time, just tell them something like "I have a hard time peeing on demand so I drank a bunch of water before coming in."

What do you guys think? I used to have to take GCMS tests twice a week and while I would usually avoid smoking the night before the test, I was smoking most other days, and this method worked great for me. The test I was taking had a THC threshhold of 50 mcg., so anything below that was not a positive. This is done to keep people that may have been in second-hand contact with THC smoke from showing a false positive.

Some other tips:

Do not ever give them the first urine of the day. Your body eliminates waste while you're sleeping, and this will be most likely the dirtiest urine sample of the day.

If possible, take the test later in the day, because this gives you more time to flush more water through your system and dilute it down.

If the pee in the cup is yellow or brown, you most likely failed... Not to be a bummer, but that's just the way it is.

What do you guys think of my method? I know it worked for me on the hardest tests available (other than hair follicle). It should even work on the cheap tests where they put the drops in the thing.

you passed smoking the night before? hate to say it, but weed takes 24 hours before it would come up positive in a drug test. sorry mate

You are correct Scott88. Very correct! www.passmydrugtestnow.com

actually, my friend didnt smoke for over 2 months and then he smoked like 3 hours before his parents randomly tested him (just really bad luck) and he still failed.. so i dont htink it takes 24 hours

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Originally Posted by scot88

you passed smoking the night before? hate to say it, but weed takes 24 hours before it would come up positive in a drug test. sorry mate

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You're wrong. Does weed get you high for 24 hours? (It's a rhetorical question) It's much more like 6 hours or less, and your body is eliminating THC and it's metabolites the entire time, so yes, you could test positive a few hours after smoking just like someone else said.

Are you just here to sell more of those bunk drug test kits?

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Originally Posted by Scarface2

You are correct Scott88. Very correct! www.passmydrugtestnow.com

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Sorry Scott88, I meant this guy. He is just here to sell drug test kits that don't really work. What works is the dilution method. Some of the kits on his site require you to drink a ton of water, which you could do without buying a stupid kit. The other ones are a diuretic which increases the water your body is evacuating, thus doing the same thing...

Keep your hard earned money and drink a gallon of water... It does the same thing.

different strokes for different folks. www.passmydrugtestnow.com

it is all good on what you say about my products. I have not had nobody fail on none of my products. you have your way and i have mine.
www.passmydrugtestnow.com

I have not had nobody fail on none of my products? What kind of bullshit grammar is that? Yeah, people are really gonna trust you're sight if you can't even speak correctly... dumbass.

musicforlife, good tips though :)

I did not realize that my grammer was wrong. I really feel like a dumbass. Sorry about that.

SO NO BULLSHIT DRINKING LOTS OF WATER WORKS? AS I HAVE A TEST FOR A JOB ON THURSDAY!! I SMOKE 7/8 J,S A NIGHT AND HAVE DONE FOR 20YEARS!! HELP

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Originally Posted by HARRY DOUGAN

SO NO BULLSHIT DRINKING LOTS OF WATER WORKS? AS I HAVE A TEST FOR A JOB ON THURSDAY!! I SMOKE 7/8 J,S A NIGHT AND HAVE DONE FOR 20YEARS!! HELP

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It works if you follow the instructions properly, but I wouldn't push my luck if I were you. Don't smoke until after you take your test.

7-8 js a nite for 20 years? jesus man lol youre gonna need to make your piss 100% water. id say drink a gallon and a half over the course of an hour. do that about 2 and a hlaf hours before your test

so if its really clear does this mean that i can just consume a bunch of alcohol so my piss is clear?

Hey guys,

Thanks for the ideas. I've got a test in roughly 24 hours. Haven't smoked in almost two weeks. Had been cutting back anyway. Lat time was a bit of resin. Used to smoke daily, sometimes up to three bowls/day. Not for awhile though. I weigh about 195 and I'm 5'10". Not in great shape right now. I've been taking 1000 mgs of Niacin for a couple of days now, drinking lots of water too. Thinking about drinking some of that junk in a bottle tomorow and then taking some B-12 and eating just before the test. I'll take a leak at least 4 times before hand. What do you think? I need this damn job!
Thanks!

problem...
coke makes my urine clear
water makes my urine sun yellow
wtf!?!