Title says it, I'm about 6'1 and I weigh a little over 300, and I need to pass a monitored drug test. They stand behind me and watch, no mirrors or anything.
What's my best bet? Expensive stuff like the wizzinator, or simple remedies/ strip pills?
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Title says it, I'm about 6'1 and I weigh a little over 300, and I need to pass a monitored drug test. They stand behind me and watch, no mirrors or anything.
What's my best bet? Expensive stuff like the wizzinator, or simple remedies/ strip pills?
For observed testing situations, your best bet would be diluting. Follow the steps outlined in the Dilution sticky thread.
Alright, thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
Any other 100% ways I could do it?
Substitution is the only 100% way to do it and it looks like you're observed so thats not safe.
Other than that its trying to get clean with exercise and a high fiber diet.
My test has a guy standing about 4-5 feet behind me, and that's it, so would the wizzinator work well?
Bump, anyone got any input on the wizzinator?
Dilution doesn't seem to be an option at the moment, anything better for substitution than the wizzinator? And if they'd be the best bet, where could I buy one?
The guy who monitors me never comes closer than 5 feet, and he always has water running and stuff.
If he is not staring right at your genitals and is standing 5ft behind you, I think you may be able to pull the whizzinator off. I personally wouldn't recommend it, especially if jail time is a factor. I realize that you don't have any other options, so I will just wish you the best of luck. Remember... If you plan to substitute, practice, practice, practice.Quote:
Originally Posted by calibus2723
I will practice for a while, thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deige
Jail time is not a factor.
Anyone know the best place to buy a legit wizzinator?
How long before you have to take the test? Be aware that getting caught cheating on a court ordered UA is an automatic felony.
I'd have around a month, not quite sure, maybe like 20-30 days
Try a Google search. Hotlinking sites is not allowed here.Quote:
Anyone know the best place to buy a legit wizzinator?
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I would get busy with detoxing by eating a high fiber diet with metamucil and exercise as much as you can. Then maybe with a little dillution you might be able to pass without the risk of a felony. You can pickup cheap thc test strips off of ebay for about $1.30 each.Quote:
Originally Posted by calibus2723
My schedule is too busy to exercise, and I barely have time to eat much here lately, especially watching the fibers.Quote:
Originally Posted by killerweed420
I'll risk the wizzinator, substitution seems to be the only way for me.
I failed drug tests after downing water for nearly 6 months (drinking only water like crazy), and even after 12 months (now) of being clean I still get a faint line, so now that I started smoking again it's very unlikely that I would pass.