how much does it take for you to get stoned?

hehe, for some reason I have a REALLY low tolerance, it takes very little for me, I've never met someone with as low a tolerance as me.

1 hit (toke, puff, drag etc.) and I'm nice and buzzed.

2 hits, i'm moderately stoned, though not for too long

3 hits, I'm totally baked for a good bit, everything is complicated (especially making purchases at stores).

4-5 hits, I'm ripped off my ass for a few hours, get terrible munchies, just giggling my ass off, can't figure out how to open a fridge lol.

6 hits. now most people don't believe it till they see it, but I can actually get TOO high. if I have 6 or more, it's quite unpleasant. last time I had about 7 with my friend nick, and I was in the fetal possition on the floor laughing (and I think crying a bit) and I could hear nick trying to keep me calm and sane, but I couldn't even respond. seriously, if I'm too stoned, I CAN'T talk. I'm thinking the words, but I can't get them out. I'm just struggling to hold on. lol, I know, I'm pathetic.

so share please :)

1 bowl im happy, 2 bowls pretty damn high, 3 bowls fuckin baked

It takes me atleast ten puffs to get lightly stoned, twenty to get me stoned to where I don't know where I'm at and laugh for no reason, and about thirty five to get me zombyfide. After all them puffs and tokes I can't open my drink or the fridge to even get me one.
May the Gods watch over your weed, and crop if you have one.

1 joint gets me merry 2 gets me wrecked and 3 is realy heavily trippin

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Originally Posted by mrdevious

hehe, for some reason I have a REALLY low tolerance, it takes very little for me, I've never met someone with as low a tolerance as me.

1 hit (toke, puff, drag etc.) and I'm nice and buzzed.

2 hits, i'm moderately stoned, though not for too long

3 hits, I'm totally baked for a good bit, everything is complicated (especially making purchases at stores).

4-5 hits, I'm ripped off my ass for a few hours, get terrible munchies, just giggling my ass off, can't figure out how to open a fridge lol.

6 hits. now most people don't believe it till they see it, but I can actually get TOO high. if I have 6 or more, it's quite unpleasant. last time I had about 7 with my friend nick, and I was in the fetal possition on the floor laughing (and I think crying a bit) and I could hear nick trying to keep me calm and sane, but I couldn't even respond. seriously, if I'm too stoned, I CAN'T talk. I'm thinking the words, but I can't get them out. I'm just struggling to hold on. lol, I know, I'm pathetic.

so share please :)

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holy shit! you sound just like my mate! we call him the "Ketamine Monkey" because that's what he's like when stoned, he just passes out, and we play human buckaroo, by piling household objects onto him, lol, it's good fun!

^lmfao human buckaroo

1 spliff gets me a little high
2 gets me nicely high
3 gets me real high :D

same here rob, a blunt sends me to outer space tho, lol

it takes a bowl to feel a good buzz, and 2 bowls to be high. anything more only makes me feel better.

LAST NTIE I GOT FUCKED UP HARD HAD 2 SPLIFFS AND A NICE BLUNT KILLED A WHOLE 8TH IN THE SPACE OF 3 FUKIN HOURS BUT BOY I WAS BAKED, GOT SUM POTENT STUFF JAMAICAN PEARL GOT ME NICE LAST NITE :D

shit i did the same thing last saturday, i keep caning down 8ths in one night, too pricey for me, lol

well i smoke a lot but in low quantity. that makes my tolerance low so with 6-7 hits im nicely stoned. with a joint im really stoned.

I think I need to cut down on the weed, my tolerence is too high, even if I get wrecked it fades fairly quickly. When I was still a noob, I actually puked purely from weed. Funny story, if you want to hear it just ask and ye shall be enlightened.

Last night I had 8 - 10 hits off my friends pipe... after that I was nicely stoned, I know because I got my ass whooped in Halo by my friend. To be totally fucked, I'd need another 5 hits or so.

just give me a fat blunt and i'm good...

yea, a fat blunt gets me through the day

lol, imagine if people had giant blunts that you carried around all day. just normal folks on the street: "janet, cancel my 10am with mr.jones, i've got a fat one to smoke...."

Usually a joint gets me where I want to be, depending on the kind of weed I'm toking on. Once in a while I might have to smoke 2 joints, but not often.

Way too much. It takes me 2-3 bowls to get a good buzz going, and a few more to get where I want to be. Which is why I ran out and have to spend the next 9 days sober. It's gonna suck. But when I smoke again I hope I get real high from the lowered tolerance, and a couple days after that it'll be 4/20! :D

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Originally Posted by juggalo420

1 bowl im happy, 2 bowls pretty damn high, 3 bowls fuckin baked

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about the same for me

My 'first' time I smoked 3 bowls with a friend and was out of my mind (cops stopped me while walking home, fun story). My tolerance seems to build up pretty quickly though, I was smoking every day during spring break and by the end of it I needed so much that I just couldn't afford it. So I haven't smoked in a week and am hoping my tolerance will be a lot lower for it.

1 bowl, 2 bowl, 3 bowl, floor.

i only do it on the weekend with school and everything so 1-3 bowls with like 2 others does me real good!!

im a cadbury

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Originally Posted by BUZz UK

lol, imagine if people had giant blunts that you carried around all day. just normal folks on the street: "janet, cancel my 10am with mr.jones, i've got a fat one to smoke...."

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you speak of a world which few dare to dream.

man I love all you guys, I'm baked now, so the love comes :D .

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Originally Posted by juggalo420

1 bowl im happy, 2 bowls pretty damn high, 3 bowls fuckin baked

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about the same for me give or take a few bowls.

i think i win this competition....one puff...i hold one puff in for literally a minute, and i get stoned as ill ever be...i find that after the frist puff, they dont do anythin more...