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Okay, say you found a magic bong and you rubbed it and a genie came out and granted you three wishes. You can't make any cheap cop-out wishes like wishing for more wishes, the power to create more magic bongs or anything like that. What are your wishes?
Mine would be:
1) to become the richest person on the planet
2) to have the power of telekinesis
3) to have the perfect mate
well that's easy, omnipitance :D . or is that copping out?
1) I wish that all the forests on Mother Earth be restored to pristine, pre-modern human influence state
2) I wish that all the cars and fossil fuel burning vehicles would blow up and everyone had to ride a bike, walk, or go by horseback
3) I wish that the west half of the United States would succeed from the east and become our own country, without George Bush and all his cronies in office, but rather some green minded people...
I mean secede, not succeed. Sometimes I am stupid...
Ok this is childish (my wishes) but its simply what I want, I've actually thought about this. Its sort of my "favourite" stoned fantasy.
1)All the powers of anyone in the DC Marvel (or any other comic book) universe WITHOUT the weaknesses or liabilities (and within reason no "god beings such as galactus or eternity" for anyone who reads or did read those things, its been many years since I've read any so things may have changed)
2)(this would be immortality but its already granted by the above ;) ), Sooo Complete Omniscience with the ability to not be driven crazy by it and the ability to comprehend it.
3) The ability to still be affected by LSD,Shrooms and Cannabis compounds but nothing else of course as #1 would preclude that.Which is why I have to wish for the above to be able to affect me ;)
And, If I get a 4th one for kicks how about a cure for Megalomania :)
Good Question.
1. Ultimate wisdom
2. Access to every drug on the planet.
3. A remote control that controls time and my influence on it (time).
hmmmmm
1. Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I would want Meatwad to be around me whenever I wanted. Minus the meat smell.
2. My just smoked the last of my pot, so I would ask that everytime I reach into my right pocket there would be an ounce of nug ( of varying kind ) just waiting to be pulled out. And I must stress that I only want this to happen when I reach in there. Don't need that kind of a problem with Cops or greedy assholes shoving their hand in my pockets.
3. I would want to get to see a different live show of my choosing every night.
well, I'm going to be called a big nerd for this.... :D
To be a jedi, with all the powers of wolverine from X-men. that way I'd live happily as a jedi, and have immortality with the kick-ass healing ability, to develope my power for as long as needed. plus, the ability to heal anybody of any ailment. (oh, but unlike the typical jedi, I'd still listen to plenty of metal and smoke weed every day :) . and hey, with the healing I'd never face any health consequences).
i would wish to have an infinite amount of wishes! none of this 3 wish crap, im greedy, hahah.
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Originally Posted by king cola
lol, read the first post again, that's strictly forbidden! ;) and besides, just wish for omniptant power then you can grant your own wishes.
1)the ability to alter my appearance at will, and to be able to defy the law of physics by changing into people/things that have different masses and sizes.
2)de-criminalization of any "drug" that is a naturally occuring substance that requires no more preparation than drying.
3)$50 million invested in a flegling company that will blow up like microsoft over the rest of my lifetime, thus exponentially increasing my personal wealth for the rest of my life and my family into perpetuity.
dude, @ #3, I think the world resources are being exhuasted fast enough with our massive consumerism, no need to add to it.
i'll 2nd the omnipotence wish.
Also i'd wish that everyone would enjoy life all the time.(that would solve alot of the worlds problems.)
3rd and final wish... that the earth (and any other inhabited or inhabitable planet) could heal its self so well that nothing we (or anyone/anything else) could do to it would ever make it toxic or depleted in any way.
1 To be an omnipitent, all powerful god.
The rest don't even fucking matter.
1. get a couple billion bucks
2. end war on drugs
3. live forever
1. legalize
2. win every lottery I ever enter for the rest of my life
3. eight years taken off my age
1) Rid the world of ignorance
2) Remove the need for weapons and things that hurt/kill people
3) Get a nicer house
1. Crack pipe
2. $50 rock
3. Lighter
1. Legalize marijuana
2. Cure diabeedies
3. A tall beautiful redheaded woman to keep my ass in line. Hahahahahaha
1. The ability to be invisible and pass through objects at will
2. The ability to speak in any language - and more importantly the ability to listen and understand
3. That the best of my yesterdays be not as good as the worst of my tomorrows....
1. No one would be able to lie
2. Everyones ambition was at a high level (if they had an idea, it got done)
3. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness would never be violated for anyone in the world.
1. peace, love and equality <--- dont know if they count as 3 wishes.....not in my book.
2.
No one would be able to lie
3. all debt and ALL money in the world to be destroyed...Every penny. And money never to be used again...
1. Rid the world of all things that excessively give it harm, restore it to the likeness of itself before us (free the zoo's!), and make it stay that way.
2. My own private tropical island where I would harvest many many plants :D and also be self sufficient, but not totally barbaric.
3. Kind of cliche'd but... world peace!
this is a fucking hard one. i don't think i would want to live forever. i think my only wish would be to understand life, the universe, and everything. i would say to change it for the better, but who knows what is 'for the better'? fuck, i'm just a sad bastard.
1. TO BE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD
2. WORLD PEACE
3. TO RULE THE WORLD
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
1- An end to all drug testing
2- Affordable health insurance
3- Cheaper everything
i thought it would be plastic surgery, judging by your last avatar Looker, lol, get it back!
My three wishes from the bong genie are:
1. Immortality and never aging anymore than I am now, (hope that counts as one).
2. £100 million in various currencies in various accounts throughout the world.
3. A big spaceship with faster-than-light capability, like the Millenium Falcon or something.
1. that my kids lead blessed and healthy lives
2. that weed is legalized
3. that the Redskins win another SuperBowl before I die.
1. Speak and understand every language on Earth.
2. Be super rich so I could help out people.
3. Own a global super healthy fast-food chain that puts McDonalds out of buisness.
1. wish ludacris gone
2. wish ludacris home
3. wish ludacris wrong
Wish one: World Peace
Wish two: To go to heaven
Wish three: To do well in school
I dun ask for much do I... :confused: :rolleyes:
a new brain a smart and normal one
death to all peadophiles
i just wish more than anything that i smiled more often and was happy like i was a few years ago
man, as I learned today, if you get a bright sunny day, don't waste it! go outside and just chill, enjoy the grass, sun, fresh air, whatever (and of course a good blunt) . We're all far too dependant on immediate pleasures for happiness, that's why so many of us are depressed.Quote:
Originally Posted by jacquelyne
1-to have a good feeling about my life in general and...ok well yeah pretty much be worry-free. lol ;)
2-to have "him" again. the way i used to. to toy with him and love him then kill him. :cool:
3-a fine ass chick that looks like jessica alba or eva mendez with me and my bf in a threesome......oh yeah :D
dayum my wish list goes on:
-to smoke out with slipknot.
-a giganitc pool of parrot-ice with eva mendez in it
-a little green and purple pipe
-a foot massage
1: For all the goverments to agree that stonned people are happyer, burn down the brazillian rainforest and plant huge ganja forests that would be burnt in a rotation type affair so that within a few years all people would get stoned from the atmoshpere,
2. The abbility to alter the molecular stae of anything to any degree, ie. making ganj stronger or turning mud into gold and such, anything into anything type jobby.
3. for everyone in the world to have a CHANCE to find true happyness, can help thinking if everyone was TRUELY happy it might bring on a few problems, such as nothing would get done or the world would change everyso often, and most people dont even know what they want.
i swear i posted on this thread??? where is it?
1. To undo every harmful thing I've done and every hurtful thing I've said in my life.
2. To have used a much higher percentage of my potential, talents, etc. than I actually have (I'll bet it would work out to about 10% - 20% that I really used in day to day living).
3. To have been better able to read people; their motives, intentions, and so on. I've mostly behaved as if my fellow evolved apes were adversaries; spent way too much time developing myself into a defensive weapon and not enough trying to understand why we do the things we do.
Those are the realistic ones, my 3 Twilight Zone wishes would be:
1. To eradicate "evil" in the world, as I percieve it.
2. To be able to witness every moment in history, like you could be at the actual Battle of Verdun and observe every perspective, from every individual involved.
3. To actually see people like Adolph Hitler, Jim Jones, my platoon sergeant, and Walt Disney BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY.
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1.all the weed i could smoke
2.a time machine
3.1,000,000 more wishes