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Piss tested for a job at wal-mart with Concerta yesterday and I used some fake piss called Synthetix5. I was kinda nervous it wouldn't work.
I have this shit called Green Clean Herbal Cleanse. It's honey flavored or something like that, anyone ever heard of this, did I get screwed? I bought it in case they call me in for another piss test because the Synthetix was screwed.
Bang some screw.
I haven't heard of anyone using it but the site looked pretty legit. I would say as long as you got the temperature between 90-100 degrees you should be good. If you happen to fail, I would ditch the herbal cleanse shit and pick yourself up a bottle of Quick Fix Synthetic urine. Its the most well known product and never fails.Quote:
Originally Posted by Corrosive420
Looks like the same as QuickFix so it should be good.
I used Synthetix5 recently for a pre-employment test. After a few days the lab called me back and said my urine was too diluted.
Luckily the employer is having me go back for a second test.
Now I don't know if I should try diluting or buying QuickFix.
I don't know if the lab (LabCorp) did some extra or new testing that the Synthetix stuff couldn't pass, or if this brand isn't as good as QuickFix. (and subbing was pretty easy, the lab tech was so busy I'm not even sure they checked the temp).
do not use synthetix5. took pre employment drug screen. didnt work didnt get job. ive used quick fix and it worked. the store didnt have that and i needed something and synthetix5 was all they had. lesson learned i guess. but this is a warning so other people dont get ripped like i did.
Hmmmm, Me and several of my friends have been using Synthetix5 and none of us had any bad results. We all still have our jobs. I'm gonna keep using this stuff...It rocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Corrosive420
Who shill we trust...
I posted this same response to the other Synthetix5 thread because i was just like all of you who were freaking out about a Pre employment drug screen and want to pass my story along to all those who read and question this product...;)Quote:
Originally Posted by krow16
:thumbsup: Hello. I just signed up to this forum for this one reason only. I'm 5'7", 200Lbs, 25 yr. Male, just graduated college with a 3.6GPA and just moved to S. California from NY. I've blazed all types, strands, out of hundreds of pieces, etc. I'm a well seasoned user :rasta: hehe... Since i moved to the west coast, i have been obviously blazing some of the best from Uncle Sam thanks to some friends i know whoa re already established in CA. Basically, I was freaking out because the job I desired was in a very luxurious hospitality establishment and it would be a great start for my career. Anyway, i applied, I went through 3 interviews and finally was offered the position...
(TUESDAY)HR told me that i needed a urine test and physical etc... a friend and i went to the local head shop that night to get the BC Entities Field Kit (He is a nuclear engineer and has been saved by this product) but the guy said that they didn't carry it anymore. I was freaking out since i have never taken a drug test before and this was the only synthetic urine my friend had exp. with. i bought SYNTHETIX5 recommended by the sales guy.
Went back home tried to look up the website on the box and do research on it like i did with BC Entites- on here and through other forums.... FUCKING FAKE ADDRESS! It didn't exist, brought me to godaddy.com (domain buy site) and i began to freak out. No information on the internet about this company of its product. I found a few threads on this website and they were mixed. I said "Fuck it" and decided to follow the directions to the "T" and hoped for the best.
I prepped the bag, microwave for 10 seconds, applied the heating pads in the supplied belt and went off the the Job site. Filled out some paper work with HR then she sent me to the clinic. It was about 15 miles away. Before checking into the clinic, i stopped at a fast food place to check on the Temp. on the bag. Good thing! shit was too hot! i took out 1 heating pad and placed the other one to the far side after cooling it down to 100. Checked into the clinic, waited for about 25 minutes. Doc called me in. When it came down to it, the guy was in the bathroom with me! a curtain was separating us but still, dude was in the same room. I checked the temp. one last time, not like i could do anything at that point, and it was 97! Sweet i thought, opened the 2 clips that clamped the hose and out came the fake piss. No sounds or anything, just the few drops that i put in the toilet to make it sound like i was finishing up.....
(FRIDAY)TODAY I WENT TO ORIENTATION! ALL IS WELL AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. 1st time tested, i never woulda came close to passing if i used my actual urine.... My advice, with ANY of these synthetic urine kits..... TEMPERATURE TEMPERATURE TEMPERATURE!!! If you keep it between 90-100, you should be good. the sheet he gave me afterward said "Specimen in acceptable degree range of 90-100?) something like that anyway. so this is the 1st thing they look at when you give them your sample.
SYNTHETIX5 works for sure, i am proof, just FOLLOW DIRECTIONS CAREFULLY and check it before you go in the place. they give you 2 heating packs, one was prolly good enough though...
YAY FOR THE SUBCLUB!!!
THANKS TO ALL WHO HAVE POSTED PREVIOUSLY ABOUT THIS PROCESS THROUGH THE VARIOUS FORUMS ON THIS AND OTHER WEBSITES ALIKE!!!!
~J. FROM S.CAL :stoned:
looks like it depends on the lab.. if they do extra checks on the urine or not.. if they do, then sythetic won't pass.. if they dont, then it should pass.
Tried Synthetix5 purchased from shop in So Cal town. Paid 25 bucks, cheap since Ive heard other brands go for around 40.
Took the test, got a call back next business day saying the sample was diluted.
This was after reading the posts on this site with other members saying they had issues with this brand.
Now being forced to retake test. Not sure if it will be observed.
My advice for those looking into Synthetix, pay the extra flow and get Quick Fix or Magnum brand. If not available find another shop.
Dang man that sucks... I guess it does have to do with the type of testing done. I don't know what type of test they used. it was just a white square thing with 4(?) lines on it with abbreviated names of drugs on the side, 'neg' was at the top. the guy put the urine at the bottom of each line in the circle area and it began to change color, magenta-ish, and rose to the top. he said he couldn't tell me the results and left. that was basically how it happened.... Hope all goes well for you brotha!:stoned::stoned:
Just took an unsupervised piss test and used synthetix 5 just as instructed and came out fine. Tester had a collection cup with temperature strip and chemical strips for toxins. Temperature took a while to appear and i freaked out but in 3 secs it showed 94. Tester saw, approved and then threw it in the trash. Welcome to the sub club.
I used this product last Thursday, after getting 24 hour notice Wednesday night for a preemployment test. So far, no word so good I am hoping, as its been 3 business days. Any idea how long Lapcorp takes?
well, it worked for me!!! and they didn't even have to pay me to say that...although if they WANT to pay me :)
I saw this in a pipe shop today in town - I need to get Quickfix by next week sometime - as I have a pre-employment drug test, too.
Question: Can the tests determine that it's real/fake piss? And if so, should I be able to pass a home thc test that I bought? I want to test it out.
I have been using synthetix 5 for almost a year 4 times a month and have not failed once. I was convinced it was fail proof
I recently bought adulteration test strips (Urine Check7) online and purchased 3 brands of synthetic urine Quick fix, synthetix 5, and generic
all batches of synthetix tested extremly low on creatinine showing readin 10 which is abnormally low
the Quick fix and Generic both tested right in the middle of perfect and tested exactly the same (generic was $20 for 8oz)
The Sythetix5 tested on the low side of everything with Creatinine so low and specfic gravity on the edge of acceptable I can see failing for being dilute depending on how the lab inturperts the results. Looks like synthetix is dilute to begin with.
stick with Quick Fix test perfect and has a much more realistic color which is pale yellow where synthetix5 is neon yellow
creatinine
quick fix 50 Synthetix5 20(low)
ph
7 5
spefgrav
1.015 1.005
Also I have 4 boxes of synthetix5 now for sale
the can't test specifically for synthetic
you can use the at home test
You only need a drop to test so just use an eye dropper or something so you don't waste your synthetic
Well.. I'm fucked:rasta: