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So i found out about a job that i could be getting in a month to six weeks....
I have time to clean pee Im worried about the hair part
3 bowls aday for the last yr or so 6 ft overweight
I got hair all on me...My head of hair is always kept at a #2 clean shaven face..
Any suggestions about what i can do with the rest of my hair
Can i shave all hair in say 4 wks and the new stuff will be clean...
Thanks for any help
The body stops depositing THC metabolites in the hair shortly after the last time you smoke (2-3 days). Then you have lag time for the hair has to move out of the follicle and far enough out of the scalp for it to be cut. This usually takes 10 days for both processes but I'm going with 14 to be safe. If you successfully clean the hair 14 days after last smoke, no more will be deposited and it won't get "dirty" again. Most collectors look for atleast 3\4 of an inch of hair for testing process. You have what.. 1\4 of an inch? If so I wouldn't bother cutting it because in 4-6 weeks your going to have 1\2-3\4 of an inch of clean hair on top of it. You would be better off letting your head hair grow and bleaching and redyeing.Quote:
Originally Posted by grandstax
Here is Jerry G's method of passing a hair test. Given your situation your going to need to take drastic measures to pass.
Jerry G's hair test strategy:
This method is not fool proof, but does have a very high(90%+) success rate.
THC metabolites are stored in the cortex of the hair strand. The cortex is protected by a layer of scales called the cuticle. To strip the metabolites from the cortex, the cuticle needs to be opened and penetrated.
Basics open the cuticle due to their PH levels above 7. Baking soda, bleach, and ammonia are all are strong basics that help to open the cuticle.
Shampoos like Toxin Wash and Zydot contain strong stripping agents, that combined with bleaching and redying yield a very high success rate in passing hair tests.
I think going to a pro is best for bleaching and redying, but it can be done at home.
The basic plan is to bleach and redye twice. Use a 40 volume peroxide bleach. Ignore the hair pros and sign a waiver if needed. I think washing out the bleach and the dye with a very strong shampoo like Toxin Wash works best. The second bleach and redye should be done at least 10 days after the last session of herb. If you have little or no clean time, the last bleach and redye should be done as close to the test as possible.
The day of the test make a thick baking soda paste and massage it into your hair. Then do a full TW treatment and then a full Zydot treatment. These two shampoos compliment each other.
Good luck, almost everyone who does this passes...
OTHER TREATMENTS--
I have no experience with them, but some people have had success with hair relaxers and perm treatments. These products contain propylene glycol and ammonia, which are proven to open the cuticle and reduce metabolites. I'd wash with TW or another good shampoo after treatment.
There is a common misconception that AloeRid Shampoo helps to pass a test. It does nothing. It is the discontinued AloeRid Treatment that contained a high propylene glycol content, and was effective.
There is a treatment program called the Macujo Method. It works for some people, especially those with thin light hair, or low levels of usage. It does not work well for heavy users with little clean time. It did not work at all for me.
Best of luck to all--Jerry G
well i have found out i have more than eight weeks and are u sayin just let me hair grow up until lets say the first of march bleach and redye it? if so that would be gravy but what about the rest of the hair on my body ie..chest and legs and pits...Deige your the bestest :hippy:
14 days after your last toke... shave it. Yeah it'll suck, but it will be worth it. Nothing like quality employment. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by grandstax
Now that I think about it...
Your body hair doesn't really grow, it just sits at a certain length... so maybe you have to shave so the bad hair will grow out, then two weeks later shave again? Thats confusing. But it makes sense in my head.
I've heard of labs using hairs 1/2" long, so either way they'll need to be short.
the problem with the hair on the top of my head is that i would look like a complete retard so my face and head will be shaven...should i shave my eyebrows or is that way too far...cause yea we all remember the movie powder
No don't shave your eyebrows. If you want to shave the rest of your body that's your decision, but its not necessary. If your head hair is atleast 3\4 of an inch long they will take it from that region. As long as you have plenty of head hair they have no reason to take it elsewhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by grandstax
I guess I'm all confused about the whole my hair will be clean after fourteen days and the whole dying it thing I have eight weeks till the test
Just follow the directions I gave you above and you'll be fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by grandstax
So i should cut my hair n a month let it grow for a little and do the whole dye process cause it almost time for mmy haircut
If your hair is 1\4 of an inch right now(correct me if im wrong) then at the end of the eight week period you will have over an inch of hair. Average head hair growth is 1\2 inch per month. So 14 days after your last smoke cut your as close to the scalp as possible(shaving it would be the best). All the new hair growth will be clean as long as you abstain from smoking. You said above that you have 8 weeks before the test, so that's plenty of time to grow your hair to atleast 3\4 of an inch. Now that I know how much time you have I don't think that bleaching and redyeing will be necessary.Quote:
Originally Posted by grandstax
That is awesome
Been reading the mansweater chat. Has anyone who smoked ever passed? I have 1" of hair and took my last two hits about 30 days ago. I'm not a heavy user because I was worried about losing my job. Well I lost it and found one, hair test Monday. How do I pull this off?