Sperm + Oxygen = Babies

Imagine what would happen or what would of happened if to make babies all you need to do was to mix spearm with oxygen!...

ive been thinking about this for the past few days....it would be chaos.....but they would of invented somthing to keep it under controll or somthing....but what could you invenT?

Well, you could invent new weapons systems. Imagine, all you need to do is attach a couple tanks of semen to a military jet, then as you spray it over the enemy it combines with the oxygen in the air, making it rain babies over them.

LMFAO..HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
thats sum funny shit dude :D
LOL *shakes head*

that actually brought a tear to my eye...lol

I think thats more effective in our world where semen and oxygen DON'T combine to make babies - I think it'd be better to just spray the enemy with jizz, forget babies, haha!
I'd much rather be killed by a falling baby than completely drenched in an entire platoons fluids!!!!

haha :D

Jonny

Not me. I don't think standing up to your ankles in jizz is worse than standing up to your ankles in dead baby guts.

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

Well, you could invent new weapons systems. Imagine, all you need to do is attach a couple tanks of semen to a military jet, then as you spray it over the enemy it combines with the oxygen in the air, making it rain babies over them.

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lmmfao, i was going to post an idea but nothing can even come close to that shit, good stuff :cool: :D

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Imagine what would happen or what would of happened if to make babies all you need to do was to mix spearm with oxygen!...

ive been thinking about this for the past few days....it would be chaos.....but they would of invented somthing to keep it under controll or somthing....but what could you invenT?

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There would be a shitload of single parents out there if that was the case, every guy would hav about a million baies following him :D. Theres only one way to control that sort of circumstance and i fear saying it (the "c" word)....

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Originally Posted by Rarrr

There would be a shitload of single parents out there if that was the case, every guy would hav about a million baies following him :D. Theres only one way to control that sort of circumstance and i fear saying it (the "c" word)....

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LOL!

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Originally Posted by Rarrr

Theres only one way to control that sort of circumstance and i fear saying it (the "c" word)....

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I hope you mean child-genocide and not castration.

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I hope you mean child-genocide and not castration.

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Hahahahahaha
Cannabalism

Well we'd have a new food source. I would love some baby back ribs.

If oxygen and sperm combined together made babies, I'd have to get rid of my porn collection. :(