Experts of Getting High Needed

Ok guys I need your help.

Im 16 and I live at home. My normal routine is to go into my shower once my dad has gone to bed. I have a 2 room bathroom so this is how it is, you walk through the door connected to my room, and to my right is a door that leads to the office where my dad plays computer games until like 12. Straight ahead of me is a counter with 2 sinks and a large mirror. To my left is another door that goes into my actual bathroom/shower. In the actual bathroom there is a toilet closest to the door, and past that the shower, with a window at the top of the farthest wall. It is wide but not long. Anyways i open that all the way and usually smoke a little less than a gram out of a plastic bottle(gatorade etc, i dont have a pipe, and blunts smell hella bad but ill risk it). Then I shower. Then i leave the water running after i get out but turn it on all the way hot and stay in the room. When it starts to get really steamy I spray fabreeze all over. I wash out the bottle with body soap and the extremely hot scolding water. Then i put it in the septic tank of the toilet. Works very well.

Ok now for the questions.
I never seem to be high for more than an hour, but when i smoke blunts outside etc. I am high for over two hours. So my questions are
1. How much should i smoke?
2. Should i not shower?
3. What should i smoke out of?

My goal is to be ultimately fucked up high because there is so much shit i can do in my room, watch movies, play video games, etc. Ill have an around and 1/8th so weed isnt a limit?

Any help will be greatly appreciated

Fuck being inside. Go outside to a forest or a lake or something. Smoke that 1/8 out there. Video games are lame (if abused which mostly they are). You need to clear your mind with open space...

haha i can get outside if i have to but its much riskier, any other ideas?

use a real pipe, it will work much better. and going outside would work. why cant you go through the window? Or just walk strait out the door. the bottle cant be workin and when they pump ur septic its gonna be odd that theres 70 gatorade bottle in there........
if you can have an eigth at all times I am sure you can spare 15 or 20 bucks for a nice glass spoon, or 8 for a metal pipe, but they make smoke taste bad.......
Get a new spoon, and smoke on. outdoor is preffered, it gives you a much nicer feeling. more euphoric :p

naw man showers kill your high. all your doin is killin your high by takin a shower after smokin. and then you stay in a steamy room to top it off. naw do like they said and go outside and smoke. just hope theres no bees kause they seem to be attrakted to weed smoke like demons are to hell...

Smoke the 8th, you'll get fucked, the end.

Just smoke till your high and then smoke a little more. i do think that taking a shower after u smoke does kinda kill your high, but not if youre stoned enough. You should try taking the biggest hits u can and holding them in as long as possible if you really want to get the highest you possibly can. I find that bongs actually get me higher than bowls or pipes, and i know ur 16 so i wont suggest u buy one, but you should try making a homemade one.

yea man buy a real bowl. thats why your not real baked. if u want an advice just buy a lil toke (coke bottle with a bowl) and that will make u fucked up. or the really best is to make a lung with plastic bottle(2l). anyway good luck eh

hahahahaha, I hope you mean the tank behind the toilet with the clean water, waiting to be flushed,

A septic tank is where a brown sludge of runny shit,urine,water and toilet paper can be found - And I certainly wouldn't like to retrieve a bottle from there!

Jonny

get a vaporiser!!

lol yea i mean the tank behind the toilet with the clean water, and no i dont leave the gatorade bottles in there, i take them out in the mornin and put the wrapper back on it. Put it in the trash and they will never know.

ok so it sounds like i shouldnt take a shower, and i should also use a homemade bong/pipe.

what would you guys recommend and how should i make it?

I used to have the same problem when I lived at my parents house. I would turn on the shower, smoke, then get in for a quick shower. As for something to smoke out of, learn how to roll cause papers are cheap and you can get them anywhere and they hide very easily. But since smell is a problem for you that is probobly not the best. Making a peice would be a better idea. You can do the apple pipe or a soda can pipe. The soda can is bad because of the aluminum metal. Here is a link to a site that will tell you how to do the apple pipe. I know there are a couple of ways to make that apple pipe, but this one is okey.

yea i used to use cans all the time but they dont really get me high anymore.
ive used apples before but hella ghetto just hole in top, and hole in side and u eventually get weed in ur mouth but it works. I am pretty good at rolling, probably the best of all of my friends. only thing im worried about is the smell but i think id be gone by the morning, imma try to get some papers soon.

Dude, get a vaporizer. It just heats the weed slowly and you can get high with no smoke. Make sure you get a high-quality one (expensive) or it won't work good and waste weed.

If you have a car, just cruise some neighborhoods slowly and toke with ur friends.

Stop the shower shit, you will get caught. My dad smelled it a day later and he saw some ashes in the corner or some bullshit.

It's a good idea to just walk out into some woods, or an empty house or something.

i dont have the money to spend on a vaporizer sadly

i have a car but i cant get it out after its already in. and if i smoke b4 i come home its VERY risky

i could walk outside and across the street is a forest type thing i could go there
but that would require sneaking out the window

Well, if u smoke before you come home, keep an extra shirt to abosrb the smell then switch it out before coming home. Use eyedrops for the redness, and make sure you dont give "stoner answeres" to ur parents. Me, i dont have to worry about it since i got my own apartment. They know i smoke and cant do shit about it, except for do things like get me a Doobie Bros. CD.

Also, if your going to keep on smokin in the shower or whatever, breathe the smoke out through a wet washcloth. It'll absorb alot of the smell.

When I smoke and my parents are home, i usually just do it in my room. Get a semi-wet towel, and wedge it into the crack of your door. Light some incense or a candle for a good 10 or 15 minutes before you start. Then, open a window, and if you're still worried, get a fan. Blow smoke out of the window. Get a real pipe. They're not that expensive. Make sure you take a shower before you do this, and if a parent tries to come in while the towel is still under the door, the towel also doubles as a method of slowing their entrance. Wedge it in there real tight, and you'll have to let them in, which gives you time to hide anything left out in the open.

I come home high all the time, it just takes practice. Never underestimate the power of denial, if it's on your side. Invest in some eye drops, and some strong gum. Dress in layers, and remove them as needed if you reek of the ganja. Never exhale into the wind.

As far as incense goes, I started burning it out of complete innocence when i was young. My parents have come to see incense as a normal occurence in the house. Now that I look back at it, it must have been my stoner instinct. But anyway, start burning incense in the bathroom as needed. After a few weeks of this, move it into your room and burn it when they're around and you're not doing anything. If you can make it into a routine, you'll always be able to claim innocence.

I think that's it... good luck.

ok thanks for all of your help guys

I just turned 16 a couple weeks ago, i have the same kinda troubles you do except ive been smoking since i was 9 and have learned tactics to work around my father and all that other shit. Theres nothing better than sittin on the shitter and smokin a bowl, turn that ceiling fan on and use a Spoofer (paper towel roll stuffed with drier sheets) I had 2 bongs 2 bowls and a chillum and blunts/papers up the wazoo, alls you have to do is find a decent place to hide them, i use a droor with a lock on it and when my dad tries to open it and asks whats in there, i just say that i locked it and lost the key, lol kinda sketchy but it works. how much u should smoke/buy depends on what ur getting, after smoking good shit for so long its damn near impossible to smoke shwag, brick. so save ur money, buy a 1/8 of dro, or the best u can get ur hands on, invite a friend over and just chill and watch half baked or harold and kumar go to white castle, but if its nice out, i walk to the driveins and sneak in with like 8 people, fun as hell. good luck to ur situation hope my advice.or story.. or what ever i just wrote helped

yea i just got my eigth(way more than that i had my nigga hook me up) and im gettin excited for this weekend. And the whole reason i was asking for your guys's help is cuz im grounded and not allowed out so thats why smoking b4 i come home isnt gonna work. thats why i was goin with the shower plan

First the bottle aint a good idea. If you can't find any papers just use a soda can, when your done crush it up and throw it away.

Trust me by this smoking in the house is much more risky, you will eventually get caught. Try getting in a wooded area if your out in the country but if your in the city then i don't know what to tell you.

About 3 bowls off a soda can pipe can get me remotely high. Remember the less you have (memorabilia) the less you have to hide.

Okay, my mom's cool with me smoking and shit, but she still doesn't like seeing it personally. My house isn't too large, so she's only a max of like 2 rooms away. I just go into the washroom (not bathroom) and get out my little pipe. All I do is blow the smoke directly out of the window, when I leave I leave the window open, and then come back like 20 min later and close it.

I agree, smoke outside dude, so much better. Me, I even made a place to go with friends and smoke, called the Bunshack. Basically a fort in the woods we found, no one had used it so we (mainly myself) modified it to suit our needs, last fall I built a new roof for it, fixed some seating yesterday, gonna make the walls better tomorrow probably.

Anyways, here's a pic of my small pipe, I got more but this is a nice one that easily concealable... it's called Boner... I got it at the Warped Tour. Go to concerts and shit like that, more so fesitval style all day concerts. They usually have tents that sell this stuff there, at least up in Canada they do.

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Originally Posted by jondoe420

i dont have the money to spend on a vaporizer sadly

i have a car but i cant get it out after its already in. and if i smoke b4 i come home its VERY risky

i could walk outside and across the street is a forest type thing i could go there
but that would require sneaking out the window

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let's get this straight: you have a car, but you don't have money to spend on a vape? ok, but if you're old enough to have a car, you are old enough to stand up for yourself, you pansy! lol, j/k, man, if you have woods across from your house, sneak the fuck out! don't get scared tho, you'll get paranoid as fuck, lol!

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Originally Posted by hazeman88

About 3 bowls off a soda can pipe can get me remotely high. Remember the less you have (memorabilia) the less you have to hide.

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lmao! i thing you mean paraphenalia!

go into your shower...wrap toilet paper all around your head, as if to make a mask of sum sort, then wear some headphones - and plug them into a can of tuna, sunflower oil NOT brine, as the clarity and reception is greatly reduced with brine, then...tape a can of WD40 to your left ankle, and finally - eat your eighth, and sleep at the base of your dads bed

I assume he meant that he has access to his parents car... he's only 16 dude.

aite thanks i think my plan is gonna be to get papers, roll up 2 joints, wait until they have been asleep for like 30-45 mins, sneak out into the woods real quick, toke up, sneak back in, quietly go upstairs, take off my shirt spray with some spray, and start havin fun

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Originally Posted by Dr Timothy Leary

go into your shower...wrap toilet paper all around your head, as if to make a mask of sum sort, then wear some headphones - and plug them into a can of tuna, sunflower oil NOT brine, as the clarity and reception is greatly reduced with brine, then...tape a can of WD40 to your left ankle, and finally - eat your eighth, and sleep at the base of your dads bed

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lmao, that's the funniest thing i've read recently!
also, make sure you snort a line of ants, preferably RED for the more intense head-rush

yeah i agree with the ants as well...lol

i trust you, you're a doctor

Ah yes, but when snorting ants, shouldn't he use Argentenian currency? I find that their bills are just absolutely superior in every way when it comes to snorting ants.

yeah yeah..like a backstreet alley doctor, i'll extract your pancreas for £8 :)

lol, how about my spleen? jfisher, where do you live?

california, you?

im in cali too fisher, what part of cali you in?

LOL
funniest shit on these boards for a LONG time.
but lets get to business.
smoke outside. cant you get a job? some money? glass pipes are like 12 dollars and metal are 6 sometimes, not much lol
it will work a lot better cuz joints really dont get you as high and waste weed cuz they burn even when you aint hittin. I like a simple glass spoon

Orange county, except not in the ultra rich part idolized by that heinous show.

yea i gotcha fisher
i live in plesanton/dublin/livermore/fremont area
any sound familiar
all in the bay area

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Originally Posted by smokinindausa

Dude, get a vaporizer. It just heats the weed slowly and you can get high with no smoke. Make sure you get a high-quality one (expensive) or it won't work good and waste weed.

If you have a car, just cruise some neighborhoods slowly and toke with ur friends.

Stop the shower shit, you will get caught. My dad smelled it a day later and he saw some ashes in the corner or some bullshit.

It's a good idea to just walk out into some woods, or an empty house or something.

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Definitly, my mom did the same thing. I took a tobacco hit in the shower to test a new oioe i made real quick. got caught. Go to the woods. like someone else said smoke till your high smoke another bowl. but id recomend another after that. youll be fuck up nicely.
You can make a pipe out of a ratchet and just find a piece of screen. Then go to the woods and smoke