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maybe its cuz where your from ermitonto
I've only done it once dude, and neither of us had an orgasm. Smoke until you forget.
BTW she gave me a handjob after so it's all good.
Yeah, I came from a place so full of skanks and STDs I wouldn't touch any of the women there with a 10-foot pole (or a 6-inch penis). I'll lose my virginity someday, I don't worry about that, and I've always got my right hand, but I have terrible luck meeting and talking to girls.
I'm no expert on women, in fact I dont think that such a thing exists, but I have been known to swing a few broads and might be able to help out.Quote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
This might suck, but...
Try being a little more of a pretty boy. Before you get mad, listen. I saw your picture smokin out of a sobe bottle and you've got long hair. Cut that. Girls don't like it when guys have longer hair than they do. It was cool in the 80's to have long hair, but not really anymore.
Also, when you go out, and you know there are girls around, you can't dress like a hippy stoner, unless you want to bang hippy stoners for the rest of your life. Plus if you dress like a stoner, lots of people will think you're a stoner, which isn't good.
As far as talking to girls, it's nothing, just be yourself. If they don't like it, fuck em. Try to remember that girls are usually just as nervous as guys, so if you can just make simple conversation, that's half the battle.
I didn't mean to shit on you about your hair and hippy stoner attire, but I've seen a lot of your posts and you seem like you can handle the truth. I had to wake up one day and start dressing nice around girls, too.
But PLEASE don't be a pretty boy 24/7. When you're with your boys, just rock out with your cock out man. Good luck to ya.
Peace bro.
-Dirty
I havn't seen what you look like so I'm not gonna make any judgemental comments on that, but overall I agree with what he said above.Quote:
Originally Posted by RIP ODB
I was recently enlightened by an insider (a female) on how to get girls. She said that the most important part is confidence. She said you need to be borderline cocky for many girls to be interested in you. So when you talk dont say things that would make a girl feel sorry for you because although they may feel sorry they wont want to be w/ you.
But just as said above you need to cater to the kinds of girls you will be around. This means hygene and clothing too. Not trying to say don't be yourself, but you gotta give some effort that shows girls you care about urself. I dont know what you look like so i'm just saying this as a general statement.
Yeah, it sucks, but you definately need to put on an act to be sexually attractive to girls.
You can make friends with girls by 'just being yourself', but you won't ever be more then friends with her.
Just be cocky, and you're already funny so throw some of that in. Be confident enough to playfully make fun of a girl, but don't hurt her feelings. You can't be 'scared of losing her', or else you've pretty much already lost her.
I hate the game of getting laid, but it's an important game to play if you get bored of masturbating.
Yeah, anything's possible with a little confidence. I'm pretty damn far from being the best looking guy around, and I'm a little overweight to boot (225 lbs, 6'0, not much but noticeable...)
Yet, I can say with complete honesty that my girlfriend is the hottest chick I know (even though a few others come close :D ) and that a lot of guys would do anything to be in my shoes :) Being yourself is important, cause you don't want to have to put on an act every time you see her, yet confidence is important too, because you don't want to make her feel like your life depends on hers... Walking that fine line is somtimes hard, but it all works out in the end :D
While I am something of a hippy stoner in private, in public people can't tell. I don't act or talk like your stereotypical hippy stoner, and I usually wear polo shirts and jeans so my attire doesn't really give it away either. The only clue is my hair. I know very well that short is what's in hairwise, but I've never been the kind of guy who changes his physical appearance just to conform to the newest standard of cool (which is admittedly probably part of my problem, but I don't want a woman who only wants me because I look cool enough and besides I have had girls compliment me on my hair before).
Let me clarify my problem a little bit. I was the shy, smart, dorky kid all through elementary, middle and high school. I would never talk to anyone who hadn't said anything to me first and the other kids never really showed much interest in me. I had a few friends in elementary and middle school, but some of them moved away and I sort of drifted apart from the rest. In high school there were a few people I talked to more often than the rest but nobody who I would have actually considered a friend.
Of course, with my social life bombing like that, I never dated, never kissed, never did anything like that. I thought everything would change once I could get away from the jerks in my tiny town and started anew, but it didn't. Almost two years into college and I still don't have a single friend here. Again, there are people I talk to and feel obliged to say hi to when I see them, but they're not really my friends since I never see them outside of class. And some of them are even girls, but of course they all have boyfriends.
I've determined that the reason for this is that I don't find myself in a lot of social situations. I don't have any friends because I don't hang out with people, and I don't hang out with people because I don't have any friends. Of course, this must also be the reason I'm not meeting girls. I don't know where to end the cycle. I'm stuck on campus because I don't have a car, and there's no good way to meet people here. They say to join a club but they all look uninteresting to me and I can't even join most of them because the majority are for specialized social groups and I'm a white, heterosexual, non-religious male. Other people tell me to go to parties, but even if I knew where they were on this campus (and it would be difficult to throw one here considering the tiny rooms we have), I still don't know how to handle girls. I mean, I can have a conversation with them and be myself and not freak out and all that, but I can't for the life of me figure out how to get past that. I just can't conceive of a possible way to steer a conversation in that direction. I can talk to girls, joke with girls, be myself, and all that, but that's about it. Every time I've been myself with a woman I've liked, she's never made the first move and I've always been clueless as to how and when.
And even in the crazy scenario that I can develop any sort of relationship beyond friendship with someone, how long is she really gonna keep me? I'm years behind the competition. I have zero experience kissing, dating, being romantic, or anything like that. I'm more than a little eccentric and most of my interests are pretty esoteric, not exactly the kinds of things I think a lot of women have in common with me. And to top it all off, I'm just not that attractive. I just don't see too much hope for me in the near future.
By the way, here's that picture of me...I'd take a better picture of me but I'm too lazy at the moment.
[QUOTE=ermitonto] but I've never been the kind of guy who changes his physical appearance just to conform to the newest standard of cool (which is admittedly probably part of my problem, but I don't want a woman who only wants me because I look cool enough and besides I have had girls compliment me on my hair before).
[QUOTE]
Listen bro, I know it sucks ass, but you really should cut the hair.
The reason girls compliment your hair is because they have similar hair, and you probably keep it clean and straight, which some girls just can't do.
What it comes down to is this: What's more important? Getting laid, or maintaining your "I dont do what other guys do" attitude? Think about it. You think I like wearing nice clothes and getting pretty to go to parties? Hell no, but I do it because girls notice.
And to be perfectly honest, girls are shallow. Guys are too, but so are girls.
Remember this - Attraction will reel a girl in, but personality will cause her to stay. And I don't care if you're the ugliest dude ever, if you're confident in yourself and you can make them laugh here and there, you should be all right. I'm a pretty ugly dude but I have nailed a few hotties with jokes and confidence. (And grey goose)
And Encatuse is right, I was stuck in the "friend zone" for a long time, and it's pretty hard to get with chicks like that. You don't have to act like a real jerk , but you do have to act like your shit don't stink a little bit.
I dunno, maybe I'm wrong, but that's all the help i can offer you right now.
To sum it all up, conformity is scary, but you have to at least fit the mold for a good looking guy. Short hair definately helps.
Also, here's one last question for you to ponder because I'm baked -
How many short-haired girls are cute? not many right? Unless you're talking cameron Diaz...
How many long haired guys are attractive? not many, either.
that's all for now. Encatuse, feel free to enlighten me with more wisdom, you seem like you have been around the block a few times. (Are you gay though?)
RIPODB is dishing out the serious and truthful advice! Don't change yourself, IMPROVE yourself. :)
*puts away notepad*
haha, ive learned more today then i ever have
very useful info..erm, cut that hair man. sorry but it has to go.
anyways, gl man
later
Dont cut your hair if that what you like.Dont change thats just silly because as soon as they see the real you they will dump you.Be yourself and eventually you will find someone that is attracted to you for the way you are.I dont know about the whole pretty boy thing hmmm i dont like those pretty boys i prefer a man who looks like a man and is a bit ruggard looking but thats just me i guess.I havent seen what you look like i dont look at peoples pics unless i see them in a thread that i am replying to.From what these people are saying it seems that maybe you dont take care of yourself i dont know.Maybe women are different over there as i hate cocky men who think they are hot shit.Actually every woman i know dont like those types of men.Take there advice as it seems they know best.
Thats it. I'm moving to Australia.
Hey man im almost in the same situation as you are. Well im actually starting to come out of it. I was really shy all thorough school. I went to only a few dances and they weren't ones that you go out first. I havent slept with any girls at all. Ive only kissed one girl twice and that was because she was pretty much making all the moves on me. Ive never had a real girlfriend. There was this one girl i was kinda seeing and i would put my arm around her and shit when we were watching a movie. Anyway after a few nights of hanging out, i knew i had to make a move on her and kiss her cause i knew she wanted me too, but me being very unexperienced, i didnt. I just let myself like her too much and i got too nervous. Well after that, she kinda lost interest with me and we stopped talking. Its just like encatuse said "You can't be 'scared of losing her', or else you've pretty much already lost her." Its true. Meeting girls and talking to girls in a way that makes them interested in you doesnt happen over night. You gotta work at it and slowly you become attractive by talking and acting. One thing that ive done first of all, is never let myself like a girl too much. I try to say things that might make me a little nervous cause i know im kinda shy and that helps me out. Ill flirt with girls at my work by saying stuff. Theres this pretty hot mexican girl at my work and sometimes ive said hasta luego bonita. In case u dont know spanish, thats like saying see ya later and calling her pretty too. I dont know. I just try to think of stuff to say and do. Girls like to be tickled. Then if they say something like stop with a smile like they arent mad, id say something like "you know you like it". If you ever use bit torrent, download the book 'double your dating' at www.torrentspy.com. If you dont use it, get it at www.bittorrent.com. all you download is, is a reader that will open a .torrent file. its kinda like the same way acrobat reader works. I downloaded the book and it really boosted my confidence up. Seriously when you read the book, you will feel like a different person. It has boosted my self esteem up more than anything anyone has ever told me. Anyway just be confident and dont be shy at all. Girls dont like shy guys too much. Well all i can say is u should get that book. It will help u out.
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Originally Posted by ermitonto
Dude, is that some sort of quasi-mullet you are sporting there? If so, for gods sake man, get it SORTED!!!!
I'm in partial agreement with what I've read. What I would say is that if you meet a really cool chick, then you could look like a giant arse and she'd still sit on your face ie if she see's you for what you are and likes it, then mullet or no mullet, you'll be ok.
Dude, Don't cut your hair bro. The issue here isn't the hair at all. He hasn't get laid yet coz' he has long hair and he magically won't get laid if he cuts it. The thing is YOU have to make the effort to meet girls if you want to get laid. A girl isn't going to come knock on your door and fuck you, unless you pay her. Find out where these parties are, go there smoke some herb and start talking to girls. You can take even simpler steps if you set goals for yourself, say, ok today i'm going to get 3 girls phone numbers/ email addresses and then do it. You'll be suprised how easily girls will ahnd out their number and email. If they say they don't have email then come back with some comment like "do you have electricity.?"
Also talking online to women is great practice. Whoever said get that double your dating book knows what he's talking about. In that book it tells you to use the C & F technique which is cocky and funny, the two work wonders together. I can tell you're a funny guy you just need to work on your confidence. It's already been said but girls love to be teased. for example if you're at a party and you see some girl wearing like nothing for a shirt, Walk up to her (she'll be thinking, this guys gonna compliment me on my shirt because i'm shallow) and say "what, can you not afford a real shirt?" Cocky and funny comments like that will keep them off guard and confused, while making them more attracted to you.
Don't go up to gilrs and give them compliments, buy them flowers and all that wussy stuff because that won't get you anywhere. Think about being a hot girl for a second, imagine how many guys advance on her in one day. All giving her some bs line, trying to be a "playa" You have to be different, girls see that you're different and not like all those other guys. I'll give you an example: I was at this party once and this hot girl was talkin to these guys and she had got her hair done and everone of these fools were complimenting it, saying shit like omg you look so hot, i love you... I walk over there, and say "nice hair (satirically) and walk away. And then one of the wussy guys did what i expected him to do, he goes "don't listen to that guy i love your hair." Long story short, i got laid that night, they did not.
Cease the day, go out and talk to girls, make the effort, download that double your dating book if you can. Good luck.
Take all the advice listed in all posts above and you'll do fine. :D
(or move to Amsterdam)
I seen you and i think your hair looks great and im serious.My son has a mullet (little different to yours) but thats very cute to me.I have had a boyfriend who looks alot like you but his hair was much longer and i just thought he was the greatest thing ever at the time even though everyone thought he was a slob.He was not and his long hair was beautiful and clean and i loved playing with it.He was too much of a bad boy for me so i dumped him lol.
haha wtf is a quasi mullet!!!! and reefer rogue,a little reverse psychology to get some pink,nice.Next time i'm at a party and theres a hot girl,i'm gonna walk up to her,and be like i dont wanna fuck your ugly ass.You think that'd work??i can smell it now.
lol be careful you might get slapped or even kicked in the family jewels lol
Or laid on the spot!
i can see it now:
me: " ur a dirty whore"
her: " do me"
me: :D
ya u get the point.
later
ODB has some damn good advice , cept for the cutting your hair, I've had long and short hair , I've got equal "I like you better with long hair" as I have "I like you better with short hair". Usually the type who likes Long tend not to be into rap, thats about it.(for a generalization). If long hair went out at any period I have yet to see it, Male fashion models tend to "set the trend", if this holds true, long hair has never gone out (since about -500 B.C.....). Now "big hair" definitely went out in the 80's ;). But ODB has some great advice , keep that long hair trimmed and neat though , nobody likes a scraggly head :), but some like a scraggly face (the "rough" look ;) ). Suffice to say any girl who bases her opinion on you with just your looks wouldnt be around long enough to care anyway man.
Oh and for the love of all thats holy and good let the MULLET die!!! Business in the front party in the back.......PUKE...lol ;) just kidding jaq
LMAO, quasi-mullet! spoken like you had one in the 80's, not quasi either, full blown mullet and 'tash combo!Quote:
Originally Posted by Funken Monken
good shit...LOL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Enough Herb
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Funken Monken
Bro. Take it from me, I was in the same boat as you until basically this year. I have long hippie hair, I wear clothes that I like and accessories that I like. I've had one date this year. All I have to say is fuck it, I'm with a girl who thinks my long hair is hot and likes to smoke weed with me. I do what I want, I refuse to conform to the stereotypical nonsense. I've got loads of friends because I'm different and I have respect (the fear kind however) because I'm tall, skinny and a pothead. I don't think you should change. But thats my opinion, I'm not much farther ahead than you. I've been laid once and fooled around alot but my experience is'nt that extensive. Being tall for my age helps though (14, 6'3"-ish) anyway, leave your hair alone damnit. Be yourself.
These are a few updated pics of yours truly. No one in particular is getting the finger.
Hes cool alright nobody has that hair its a mullet with a bit of a mohawk added i think im starting a new trend here in Aus Seriously.Gets alot of compliments usually.Some oldies dont like it much.
That's awesome, I say you leave it until HE does not want it. Mullets are cool!
I've seen that little thingamajig before - my boyfriend sent it to me. He laughed his ass off at it, especially considering that we hadn't seen each other in a while, and it was kind of true.
Also.
Let's give you some advice from my perspective, shall we?Quote:
Originally Posted by RIP ODB
Don't chop off your hair. Long hair is hot. My boyfriend had long hair. Then there was this incident where he almost went to prison, panicked, and cut it all off... So, perhaps long hair isn't always the greatest thing, but trust me - it is hot. Look at Fabio... Or don't, actually.
On a completely random sidenote. Kyle, m'dear, you are utterly hot. :)
i could give you an orgasm, but shh don't tell anyone.Quote:
I've only done it once dude, and neither of us had an orgasm. Smoke until you forget.
BTW she gave me a handjob after so it's all good.
i want the finger!! ;)Quote:
No one in particular is getting the finger.